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'''Theodore Passon''' was a lineup player for the [[Miami Dale]]. Passon was with the team from the beginning of [[Season 1]] and was incinerated on [[Season 3]], Day 6. They were replaced by [[Sixpack Santiago]]. | '''Theodore Passon''' was a lineup player for the [[Miami Dale]]. Passon was with the team from the beginning of [[Season 1]] and was incinerated on [[Season 3]], Day 6. They were replaced by [[Sixpack Santiago]]. | ||
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| + | Passon has no notable events on the league record books. | ||
{{Community Lore}} | {{Community Lore}} | ||
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== Goals == | == Goals == | ||
| − | Passon reportedly strived to keep his score always finishing in a 1/2-star rating. According to witnesses, he had on more than one occasion responded with "barely concealed frustration and anger" at being given a round number of stars as his evaluation. When reached for comment, Passon explained: "Well it's not... It just isn't... How could | + | Passon reportedly strived to keep his score always finishing in a 1/2-star rating. According to witnesses, he had on more than one occasion responded with "barely concealed frustration and anger" at being given a round number of stars as his evaluation. When reached for comment, Passon explained: "Well it's not... It just isn't... How could you— uh—" before mumbling unintelligibly, knocking the interviewer's hat into the harbor and running the other way. Passon's biggest goal was to one day attain the elusive 5-and-a-half star rating. |
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Revision as of 18:14, 6 November 2020
Theodore Passon was a lineup player for the Miami Dale. Passon was with the team from the beginning of Season 1 and was incinerated on Season 3, Day 6. They were replaced by Sixpack Santiago.
Official League Records
Passon has no notable events on the league record books.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Goals
Passon reportedly strived to keep his score always finishing in a 1/2-star rating. According to witnesses, he had on more than one occasion responded with "barely concealed frustration and anger" at being given a round number of stars as his evaluation. When reached for comment, Passon explained: "Well it's not... It just isn't... How could you— uh—" before mumbling unintelligibly, knocking the interviewer's hat into the harbor and running the other way. Passon's biggest goal was to one day attain the elusive 5-and-a-half star rating.
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