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Theodore Passon was a lineup player for the Miami Dale. Passon was with the team from the beginning of Season 1 and was incinerated on Season 3, Day 6. They were replaced by Sixpack Santiago.

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Goals

Passon reportedly strived to keep his score always finishing in a 1/2-star rating. According to witnesses, he had on more than one occasion responded with "barely concealed frustration and anger" at being given a round number of stars as his evaluation. When reached for comment, Passon explained: "Well it's not... It just isn't... How could you- uh-" before mumbling unintelligibly, knocking the interviewer's hat into the harbor and running the other way. Passon's biggest goal was to one day attain the elusive 5-and-a-half star rating.

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	'''Theodore Passon''' was a lineup player for the [[Miami Dale]]. Passon was with the team from the beginning of [[Season 1]] and was incinerated on [[Season 3]], Day 6. They were replaced by [[Sixpack Santiago]].		'''Theodore Passon''' was a lineup player for the [[Miami Dale]]. Passon was with the team from the beginning of [[Season 1]] and was incinerated on [[Season 3]], Day 6. They were replaced by [[Sixpack Santiago]].

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