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{{Player|status=Active|team=[[Mexico City Mild Wings]]|rating={{Star Rating|2}}|image1=SosaHayesU.png|caption1=Art by @thr33h3ad3ddrag on Twitter|pronouns=he/him|species=Human Adult|batting={{Star Rating|2.5}}|pitching= {{Star Rating|1.5}}|
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{{Player|status=Active|team=[[Houston Spies]]|former=[[Mexico City Wild Wings]]|image1=SosaHayesU.png|caption1=Art by @thr33h3ad3ddrag on Twitter|pronouns=he/him|species=Human Adult|batting={{Star Rating|2.5}}|pitching= {{Star Rating|1.5}}|
baserunning={{Star Rating|4.0}}|defense= {{Star Rating|3.5}}|item=None|armor=None|evolution= Base|ritual= Standing perfectly still until play begins|coffee= Cold Brew|blood= Grass|fate= 99|soulscream=UOEAAUOEAAUEAAOIEAAOIEUEAIAUEAIAUAAAIAAAAIAAHAAIAHAAIAHAUIIAAUIIAA||uuid  =b7267aba-6114-4d53-a519-bf6c99f4e3a9}}'''Sosa Hayes''' is a batter for the [[Mexico City Mild Wings]] and has been with the team since the beginning of [[Internet League Blaseball]].
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baserunning={{Star Rating|4.0}}|defense= {{Star Rating|3.5}}|item=None|armor=None|evolution= Base|ritual= Standing perfectly still until play begins|coffee= Cold Brew|blood= Grass|fate= 99|soulscream=UOEAAUOEAAUEAAOIEAAOIEUEAIAUEAIAUAAAIAAAAIAAHAAIAHAAIAHAUIIAAUIIAA||uuid  =b7267aba-6114-4d53-a519-bf6c99f4e3a9}}'''Sosa Hayes''' is a lineup player for the [[Houston Spies]]. Hayed joined the spies on [[Season 9]], Day 7 due to a feedback swap with [[NaN]]. Hayes previously played 8 seasons with the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]].
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== Official League Record ==
 
== Official League Record ==
Hayes does not have any notable events on record.
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Hayes joined the [[Internet League Blaseball]] as a member of the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] at the beginning of [[Season 1]].  
  
 
== History ==
 
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Revision as of 22:12, 5 October 2020

Sosa Hayes is a lineup player for the Houston Spies. Hayed joined the spies on Season 9, Day 7 due to a feedback swap with NaN. Hayes previously played 8 seasons with the Mexico City Wild Wings.


Official League Record

Hayes joined the Internet League Blaseball as a member of the Mexico City Wild Wings at the beginning of Season 1.

History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Controversies

The Wild Wings Legal Team have offered assurances that, contrary to rumor, Sosa Hayes is not three children on top of each other wearing a trench coat.

A spokesperson for the legal team was reported as saying: "He is a real normal person with arms and legs of standard proportions. Just look at how well the trench coat fits. He would never, for example, steal all three bases at once. Never."

When questioned upon this further, Wild Wings manager Guy Flieri presented a plate smeared with patented Kickin' Kajun sauce and dappled with ranch dressing. When the sauce leavings were consumed, the accusatory party reportedly felt a cold chill come over them before responding to questioners, "The matter is closed."

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