Shirai McElroy

Shirai McElroy
Shirai McElroy, textile mechanic and pitcher for the Core Mechanics wearing a variety of homemade fabrics. Her pink hair is covered by a hard hat which resembles a sea snail shell, and she has two eyestalks with built-in lidar sensors. She has a woven smart shirt with a flexible screen controlled by a sewn-in touchpad. She also has a knitted hyperbolic scarf, a woven kumihimo bracelet, and quilted pants. The picture is animated: The shirt is changing between different colorful patterns and the text "one fear", while the squares of the pants are changing color to simulating Conway's game of life. Art by @hillexed
Basic Information
Position	Pitcher
Team	Core Mechanics
Former Team(s)	Canada Moist Talkers
Status	active
Batting	(4.3)
Pitching	(5.3)
Defense	(4.5)
Running	(3.6)
Modifications	MaximalistThis Player plays 250% better at Maximum Blaseball.  ScatteredThis Player returned from Elsewhere a bit Scattered.  Triple ThreatThis pitcher's strikeouts score Unruns when there are 3 runners on base, a runner on 3rd, or 3 Balls in the count. Each condition met is worth .3 Unruns. At the end of the 3rd Inning, there's a 33.33% chance that this mod will disappear.
Items	Crow-Cursed Helmet of Bird Seed ●●●
Dates Active	Mar 14, 2021 - Present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Dodging debt collectors
Coffee Style	Anything
Blood Type	AAA
Fate	93

Shirai McElroy is a pitcher for the Core Mechanics, and has been with the team since the Season 13 elections. McElroy was previously on the Canada Moist Talkers.

Official League Records

McElroy joined the ILB as a lineup player in the Shadows for the Canada Moist Talkers as the Moist Talkers' Season 10 Playoff Birth.

During the Season 13 elections, McElroy joined the Moist Talkers' active roster in exchange for Mooney Doctor as a result of the Moist Talkers' Foreshadow will. McElroy was then promptly traded to the Core Mechanics in exchange for PolkaDot Patterson via the Moist Talkers' Plunder will.

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