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| dates= Jul 20, 2020–present
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a lineup player for the [[Oxford Paws]], and has been with the team since {{BetaSeason|24}}, Day 3. Internet has previous played for the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]].
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'''Rodriguez Internet''' is a lineup player for the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]]. Internet has played for the Breath Mints since [[Season 1]].
 
  
 
==Official League Record==
 
==Official League Record==
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On [[Season 3]], Day 13, Internet suffered an [[Peanuts_(weather)#Season_3_.28Total:_35.29|allergic reaction]] from a stray peanut, which decreased their batting and defense by ★½ and pitching and baserunning by ★.
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Internet joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] with {{BetaSeason|1|the Return of Blaseball}}.
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On {{BetaSeason|3}}, Day 13, Internet swallowed a [[Peanuts|peanut]] and had a [[Peanuts_(weather)#Reactions|allergic]] reaction.
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During the {{BetaSeason|3#Election Results|@ elections}}, Internet had their stats randomized as a result of the {{BetaSeason|3#Blessings|'''Summoning Circle'''}} blessing.
  
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At the end of [[Season 4#Election Results|Season 4]], Internet was affected by the Alternate Reality Decree, which replaced him with an alternate reality version, randomizing his stats.
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During the {{BetaSeason|4#Election Results|@ elections}}, Internet was affected by the {{BetaSeason|4#Alternate Reality|'''Alternate Reality'''}} decree, which replaced them with an {{ModLink|Alternate}}, randomizing their stats.
  
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During the [[Season 9#Election Results|Season 9 election]], Internet received the [[Modifications|Fire Eater modification]] due to the passing of the '''Forecast: Eclipse''' decree.
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During the {{BetaSeason|9#Election Results|@ elections}}, Internet received the {{ModLink|Fire Eater}} modification due to the passing of the {{BetaSeason|9#Decrees|'''Forecast: Eclipse'''}} decree.
  
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During the [[Season 10#Election Results|Season 10 election]], Internet received the [[Modifications|Repeating modification]] due to the Breath Mints winning the '''Rogue Waves''' blessing.
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During the {{BetaSeason|10#Election Results|@ election}}, Internet received the {{ModLink|Repeating}} modification as a result of the {{BetaSeason|10#Blessings|'''Rogue Waves'''}} blessing.
  
 
During the [[Coffee Cup]], Internet played for [[Royal PoS]] as a lineup player.
 
During the [[Coffee Cup]], Internet played for [[Royal PoS]] as a lineup player.
  
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On {{BetaSeason|12}}, Day 11, Internet's defensive ability was siphoned by [[Hawai'i Fridays]] lineup player [[Nagomi Mcdaniel]] in a game with [[Blooddrain]] weather.
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On {{BetaSeason|13}}, Day 65, Internet swallowed a [[Peanuts|peanut]] and had a [[Peanuts_(weather)#Reactions|allergic]] reaction.
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During the {{BetaSeason|16#Election_Results|@ elections}}, Internet's batting was increased {{Star Change|1.6|3.1}} and pitching decreased {{Star Change|1.5|0.9}} as a result of the Breath Mints' {{BetaSeason|16#Wills|'''Transfuse'''}} will.
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On {{BetaSeason|17}}, Day 5, Internet was {{Shelled}} in a game with [[Peanuts (weather)|Peanut]] weather by [[San Francisco Lovers]] player [[Pitching Machine]]. On {{BetaSeason|17}}, Day 49, Internet was freed from their shell by [[Lots of Birds|birds]].
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On {{BetaSeason|19}}, Day 91, Internet's {{ModLink|Superallergic}} modification was removed by [[The Meadow]]’s {{ModLink|Peanut Mister}}.
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On {{BetaSeason|20}}, Day 28, Internet's [[Peanuts_(weather)#Reactions|allergy]] was cured by [[The Meadow]]’s {{ModLink|Peanut Mister}}.
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During the {{BetaSeason|21#Election Results|@ elections}}, Internet gained the {{ModLink|Cluttered}} modification as a result of the '''{{BetaSeason|21#Blessings|Cluttered}}''' blessing.
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On {{BetaSeason|22}}, Day 4, Internet retreated to the Breath Mints' [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Bright Zimmerman]] at the [[Kansas City FreshDome]] via the {{ModLink|Ratification|Ratified}} {{ModLink|Voicemail}}. On Day 56, Internet rejoined the Breath Mints' lineup in exchange for Zimmerman at the Kansas City FreshDome again via the '''Voicemail'''.
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During the {{BetaSeason|22#Election Results|@ elections}}, Internet gained the {{ModLink|Reload}} modification as a result of the '''{{BetaSeason|22#Blessings|Autosave}}''' blessing.
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Over the course of {{BetaSeason|23}}, Internet entered and exited the Breath Mints' Shadows 2 times as a result of [[Kansas City FreshDome]] '''Voicemail''' events, ending the season on the lineup.
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During the {{BetaSeason|23#Election Results|@ elections}}, Internet gained the modifications {{ModLink|2x}} and {{ModLink|Ego}} as a result of the {{BetaSeason|23#Blessings|'''Season 21: Big Head Mode'''}} Blessing.
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On {{BetaSeason|24}}, Day 3, Internet joined the [[Oxford Paws]] following the incineration of the Breath Mints, avoiding incineration due to their '''Fire Eater''' modification.
 
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*His power increases based on how many fans like and subscribe.
 
*His power increases based on how many fans like and subscribe.
  
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==Fan Art==
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==Chants==
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*Rod.net! He’s the internet!
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*Hot singles in your area! (after hitting a single)
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*Rod.net/dinger (after hitting a home run)
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*Beep boop, beep boop, Rod.com is in a loop!
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==Fan Works==
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===Audio===
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*[https://walruspromenade.bandcamp.com/track/rodriguez-internet-is-repeating Rodriguez Internet (Is Repeating)] by '''[https://ian.mccowan.space/ Ian McCowan]''' ('''valrus''' on Discord)
  
 
===Fan Sites===
 
===Fan Sites===
  
 
*[http://imrod.net/ IMROD.NET] by Discord user '''Haman#1342'''
 
*[http://imrod.net/ IMROD.NET] by Discord user '''Haman#1342'''
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*[http://textadventures.co.uk/games/view/gulmxb5o7kq-vjo4l4yq7w/rod-quest-part-i-shelledventure Rod.Quest Part I: Shelledventure] (text adventure game) by Discord user '''Haman#1342'''
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===Videos===
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUUGLaXdj34 Rodriguez Internet is Repeating 🔁 Kansas City Breath Minutes] by '''[https://twitter.com/Rostilicious @rostilicious]'''
  
 
===Gallery===
 
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File:Rod.nya toasts.jpg|Sailor Scout Rod.Nya by '''[https://twitter.com/goatedtoasts/status/1367143547305144322/ @goatedtoasts]'''
 
File:Rod.nya toasts.jpg|Sailor Scout Rod.Nya by '''[https://twitter.com/goatedtoasts/status/1367143547305144322/ @goatedtoasts]'''
 
File:MagmaticRod sarah.jpg|Magmatic Rodriguez by '''[https://twitter.com/witchinsage/status/1367537661448052736 @witchinsage]'''
 
File:MagmaticRod sarah.jpg|Magmatic Rodriguez by '''[https://twitter.com/witchinsage/status/1367537661448052736 @witchinsage]'''
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File:RodriguezInternetSprite insufferableoracle.png|Rod.net Sprite by '''[https://houston-spies.tumblr.com/ @houston-spies]'''
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File:RodHew pen.jpg|[[Hewitt Best|Hewitt]] and Rodriguez by '''[https://twitter.com/fraymyst/status/1379110885826891785 @fraymyst] (@epipencils)'''
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File:RodRepeating pen.png|Rod.net/repeating by '''[https://twitter.com/fraymyst/status/1382532938496147458 @fraymyst] (@epipencils)'''
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File:Rod carter.png|Rod.net by '''[https://twitter.com/CarterRouth @CarterRouth]'''
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File:INTERNETCONNECTED jaye.png|Internet Connected! by '''[https://www.blaseballcares.com/collections/jaye @gaymaul]'''
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File:Helga Washington and Rodriguez Internet.jpg|[[Helga Washington]] and Rodriguez Internet by Discord user '''graygrump#1829'''
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File:Cyberpunk RodNet.png|Cyberpunk RodNet by [https://twitter.com/goatedtoasts/status/1391875630598430720 '''@goatedtoasts''']
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File:Rod and Leach, the last OGs.png|Rodriguez and [[Leach Ingram|Leach]] by '''[https://twitter.com/goatedtoasts/status/1395497100767637513 @goatedtoasts]'''
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File:Rod.net slash repeating.jpg|Rod.net/repeating by '''[https://twitter.com/Nestlenightmare Numbersninja]'''
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File:The Last Three.jpg|[[Leach Ingram|Leach]], [[Hewitt Best|Hewitt]], and Rodriguez by '''[https://twitter.com/Nestlenightmare/status/1430249164772888594 Numbersninja]'''
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File:Rod Chez.jpg|Rodriguez Internet on {{BetaSeason|24}}, Day 3 by [https://twitter.com/ChezForShire/status/1499718297876680705?s=20&t=Ho3txEQwDhFUBzB3aHS_ww '''@ChezForShire''']
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File:Fireeater.png|Fire Eater by '''[https://twitter.com/gaymaul/status/1509212803223195650?s=20&t=w7LIjr5lxygqvl7L743eqQ @gaymaul]'''
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File:Rodleach.png|[[Leach Ingram]] and Rodriguez Internet under [[Supernova Eclipse]] by '''[https://twitter.com/gaymaul/status/1509734964451028994?s=20&t=w7LIjr5lxygqvl7L743eqQ @gaymaul]'''
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File:Rodblorbo gaymaul.png|Rodriguez by [https://twitter.com/gaymaul/status/1522635066194771968?s=20&t=JfqjAE9I_PkZHiITOlZiUA '''@gaymaul''']
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File:Rodboxes gaymaul.png|Rod's Mods by [https://twitter.com/gaymaul/status/1522635066194771968?s=20&t=JfqjAE9I_PkZHiITOlZiUA '''@gaymaul''']
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File:Rodbatter gaymaul.png|Rod Batting by [https://twitter.com/gaymaul/status/1522635066194771968?s=20&t=JfqjAE9I_PkZHiITOlZiUA '''@gaymaul''']
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File:Rodfaces gaymaul.png|Internet by '''[https://twitter.com/gaymaul/status/1524556300167925763?s=20&t=FmhfS87tw3xVIZ58c0lAQg @gaymaul]'''
 
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Latest revision as of 05:48, 17 January 2023

Rodriguez Internet is a lineup player for the Oxford Paws, and has been with the team since Season β24, Day 3. Internet has previous played for the Kansas City Breath Mints.

Official League Record

Internet joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season β3, Day 13, Internet swallowed a peanut and had a allergic reaction.

During the Season β3 elections, Internet had their stats randomized as a result of the Summoning Circle blessing.

During the Season β4 elections, Internet was affected by the Alternate Reality decree, which replaced them with an Alternate, randomizing their stats.

During the Season β9 elections, Internet received the Fire Eater modification due to the passing of the Forecast: Eclipse decree.

During the Season β10 election, Internet received the Repeating modification as a result of the Rogue Waves blessing.

During the Coffee Cup, Internet played for Royal PoS as a lineup player.

On Season β12, Day 11, Internet's defensive ability was siphoned by Hawai'i Fridays lineup player Nagomi Mcdaniel in a game with Blooddrain weather.

On Season β13, Day 65, Internet swallowed a peanut and had a allergic reaction.

During the Season β16 elections, Internet's batting was increased 1.6 → 3.1 and pitching decreased 1.5 → 0.9 as a result of the Breath Mints' Transfuse will.

On Season β17, Day 5, Internet was  SHELLED in a game with Peanut weather by San Francisco Lovers player Pitching Machine. On Season β17, Day 49, Internet was freed from their shell by birds.

On Season β19, Day 91, Internet's Superallergic modification was removed by The Meadow’s Peanut Mister.

On Season β20, Day 28, Internet's allergy was cured by The Meadow’s Peanut Mister.

During the Season β21 elections, Internet gained the Cluttered modification as a result of the Cluttered blessing.

On Season β22, Day 4, Internet retreated to the Breath Mints' Shadows in exchange for Bright Zimmerman at the Kansas City FreshDome via the Ratified Voicemail. On Day 56, Internet rejoined the Breath Mints' lineup in exchange for Zimmerman at the Kansas City FreshDome again via the Voicemail.

During the Season β22 elections, Internet gained the Reload modification as a result of the Autosave blessing.

Over the course of Season β23, Internet entered and exited the Breath Mints' Shadows 2 times as a result of Kansas City FreshDome Voicemail events, ending the season on the lineup.

During the Season β23 elections, Internet gained the modifications 2x and Ego as a result of the Season 21: Big Head Mode Blessing.

On Season β24, Day 3, Internet joined the Oxford Paws following the incineration of the Breath Mints, avoiding incineration due to their Fire Eater modification.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Internet's perceivable form is constructed of several ASCII characters artfully pieced together into the shape of a very kind and talented Blaseball player. In his current form he appears stuck at only dial-up speeds, however, Kansas City's high speed fiber-optic internet may unlock his full potential.

As a personification of the internet itself, the playfully nicknamed "Rod.Net" is well known for his quick thinking and love of cat pictures. Some fans have reportedly seen him keeping a small plush cat on a keychain around his belt, though none can seem to agree as to what the cat looks like. When asked to present the keychain during interviews, Internet consistently laughs to themself before informing the reporter that the alleged feline is "a bit camera shy."

Internet is also known to wear JNCO jeans, both in regular blue and a custom made mint green, which they swear are his secret to being a good player. More often than not, however, it's theorized that this leads to him getting caught stealing more than anything, though Internet has been yet to be seen tripping on their jeans in his day to day life.

After Season 4, Internet was replaced by a doppleganger, nicknamed instead "Rod.Com". At a glance the two appear almost identical, but there are subtle differences between the two.

Original Rodriguez Internet's walk-out music was "Spybreak!" by English electronic duo Propellerheads. Alternate reality Internet's preferred walk-up music is a 15 second unskippable ad. This new Internet always waits for the entire ad to be over before he starts swinging, often resulting in several strikes.

Alternate Internet likes to hand out cookies to fans between at-bats, and then obsessively checks on the status of said cookies throughout the game (and even at future games if he recognizes the fans).

Abilities

  • Very good at recommending gift ideas (often unsolicited).
  • Uses pop-up ads to deflect pop flys into his glove.
  • Experiences lag while base-running, making him easier to tag out.
  • His power increases based on how many fans like and subscribe.

Chants

  • Rod.net! He’s the internet!
  • Hot singles in your area! (after hitting a single)
  • Rod.net/dinger (after hitting a home run)
  • Beep boop, beep boop, Rod.com is in a loop!

Fan Works

Audio

Fan Sites

Videos

Gallery

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