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===Board of Directors=== | ===Board of Directors=== | ||
====Current==== | ====Current==== | ||
| − | * [[Thomas Dracaena|$DRAC]], Chairman and Chief Executive Officer | + | * [[Thomas Dracaena|Thomas Dracaena, $DRAC]], Chairman and Chief Executive Officer |
| − | * [[Sandie Turner|$AND]], Chief Operating Officer | + | * [[Sandie Turner|Sandie Turner, $AND]], Chief Operating Officer |
| − | * [[Hatfield Suzuki|$UZUKI]], Chief Branding Officer | + | * [[Hatfield Suzuki|Hatfield Suzuki, $UZUKI]], Chief Branding Officer |
| − | * [[Anathema Elemefayo|$LMFAO]], Chief Influencer | + | * [[Anathema Elemefayo|Anathema Elemefayo, $LMFAO]], Chief Influencer |
| − | * [[ | + | * [[Kichiro Guerra|Kichiro Guerra, $GUERRA]], Chief Diplomacy Officer |
| − | * [[Nandy Fantastic|$FNTSC]], Chief Arts & Entertainment Officer | + | * [[Nandy Fantastic|Nandy Fantastic, $FNTSC]], Chief Arts & Entertainment Officer |
| − | * [[Mullen Peterson|$MOAT]], Chief Engineer | + | * [[Mullen Peterson|Mullen Peterson, $MOAT]], Chief Engineer |
| − | * [[Theodore Cervantes|$CERV]], Chief Security Officer | + | * [[Theodore Cervantes|Theodore Cervantes, $CERV]], Chief Security Officer |
| − | * [[Patty Fox|$LYFOX]], Chief Culinary and Franchise Management Officer | + | * [[Patty Fox|Patty Fox, $LYFOX]], Chief Culinary and Franchise Management Officer |
| − | * [[Sandie Carver|$CRVER]], Chief Propaganda Officer | + | * [[Sandie Carver|Sandie Carver, $CRVER]], Chief Propaganda Officer |
| − | * [[Conrad Vaughan|$CON]], Chief | + | * [[Conrad Vaughan|Conrad Vaughan, $CON]], Chief Appearance & Fashion Officer |
| − | * [[Greer Gwiffin|$GWIFF]], Chief Officer of Informative Media | + | * [[Greer Gwiffin|Greer Gwiffin, $GWIFF]], Chief Officer of Informative Media |
| + | * [[Castillo Turner|Castillo Turner, $DIGIT]], Chief Agricultural and Ecological Officer | ||
===Whereabouts Unknown=== | ===Whereabouts Unknown=== | ||
| − | * [[Peanut Holloway|$HOLO]], Former Chief Chemical Sciences Officer | + | * [[Peanut Holloway|Peanut Holloway, $HOLO]], Former Chief Chemical Sciences Officer |
| − | * [[Ren Hunter|$RENT]], Chief Repossession Officer | + | * [[Ren Hunter|Rent Hunter, $RENT]], Chief Repossession Officer |
* {{Spoiler|[[Schneider Bendie]], evaded capture for disturbing the peace}} | * {{Spoiler|[[Schneider Bendie]], evaded capture for disturbing the peace}} | ||
| − | * {{Spoiler|[[Charlatan Seabright|$EABR]], abdicated post}} | + | * {{Spoiler|[[Charlatan Seabright|Charlatan Seabright, $EABR]], abdicated post}} |
* {{Spoiler|[[Alejandro Leaf]], whereabouts unknown}} | * {{Spoiler|[[Alejandro Leaf]], whereabouts unknown}} | ||
| − | * {{Spoiler|[[Fynn Doyle|$FYNN]], whereabouts unknown}} | + | * {{Spoiler|[[Fynn Doyle|Fynn Doyle, $FYNN]], whereabouts unknown}} |
* {{Spoiler|[[Uncle Plasma]], whereabouts unknown}} | * {{Spoiler|[[Uncle Plasma]], whereabouts unknown}} | ||
* [[Chorby Short]] | * [[Chorby Short]] | ||
| − | |||
====Former==== | ====Former==== | ||
| − | * [[Scrap Murphy|$CRP]], succeeded by $GARB | + | * [[Scrap Murphy|Scrap Murphy, $CRP]], succeeded by $GARB, '''Liquidated''' |
| − | * [[Chorby Soul|$OUL]], succeeded by $AND/succeeded by $HMMR | + | * [[Chorby Soul|Chorby Soul, $OUL]], succeeded by $AND/succeeded by $HMMR, '''Liquidated''' |
* {{Spoiler|ACCESS DENIED}}, succeeded by $¢MTH | * {{Spoiler|ACCESS DENIED}}, succeeded by $¢MTH | ||
| − | * [[Wesley Dudley|$WES]], succeeded by $FNTSC | + | * [[Wesley Dudley|Wesley Dudley, $WES]], succeeded by $FNTSC, '''Liquidated''' |
| − | * [[Dominic Marijuana|$WEED]], succeeded by $EABR | + | * [[Dominic Marijuana|Dominic Marijuana, $WEED]], succeeded by $EABR, '''Liquidated''' |
| − | * [[Penelope Mathews|$¢MTH]], relocated to [[Dark Seattle]] | + | * [[Penelope Mathews|Penelope Mathews, $¢MTH]], relocated to [[Dark Seattle]] |
| − | * [[Winnie Mccall|$WIN]], succeeded by $LMFAO | + | * [[Winnie Mccall|Winnie Mccall, $WIN]], succeeded by $LMFAO, '''Liquidated''' |
| − | * [[Glabe Moon|$MOON]], relocated to Boston | + | * [[Glabe Moon|Glabe Moon, $MOON]], relocated to Boston |
| − | * [[Mikan Hammer|$HMMR]], succeeded by $CON | + | * [[Mikan Hammer|Mikan Hammer, $HMMR]], succeeded by $CON |
| − | * [[Felix Garbage|$GARB]], succeeded by $GWIFF | + | * [[Felix Garbage|Felix Garbage, $GARB]], succeeded by $GWIFF, relocated to Los Angeli |
| + | * [[Andrew Solis|Andrew Solis, $OLIS]], succeeded by $GUERRA, relocated to Althio | ||
Latest revision as of 23:09, 24 May 2021
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
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Welcome to the Exchange, User. The LINE Values you.
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Welcome to the Exchange, User. The LINE Values you.
$NYC: About Us
$NYC, Sponsored by the Exchange, was founded in {{{1}}} by {{{1}}}, {{{1}}}, and {{{1}}}. After a hefty donation from Mayor {{{1}}}, as well as an exciting sponsorship by The Exchange, we at $NYC, Sponsored by the Exchange, are a Blaseball team with ambition. For over a decade, $NYC, Sponsored by the Exchange, has made great strides in constructing a Team with Value. Our $NYC millionaires are two-time Subleague Champions with predicted gains of Championships in our future. With a Board of Directors and a workforce of 3 million and counting, $NYC's goals are simple and efficient: to ensure our Users have Value. One's Value is a complex formula based on past personal histories, present economic footprints, future assessments, and physical, mental, and/or emotional autonomy. High Value Users enjoy a myriad of benefits, including but not limited to: high queue kinesis, exclusive discounts, silent auctions, and many more. Details on your current benefits are included in your User Profile (UP), accessed via your Phone Card (PC).
If by chance you are new to the $NYC millionaires as a player, Congratulations! You have successfully passed our interview period and have been registered as a Director of the Board! Please consult with the Exchange Resource Intern Nano-organoid, ERIN, for further instructions.
To learn more, follow us on {{{1}}}, {{{1}}}, Twitter, and {{{1}}}, or visit our website at {{{1}}}.
$NYC, Sponsored by the Exchange. You are Valued.
Board of Directors
Current
- Thomas Dracaena, $DRAC, Chairman and Chief Executive Officer
- Sandie Turner, $AND, Chief Operating Officer
- Hatfield Suzuki, $UZUKI, Chief Branding Officer
- Anathema Elemefayo, $LMFAO, Chief Influencer
- Kichiro Guerra, $GUERRA, Chief Diplomacy Officer
- Nandy Fantastic, $FNTSC, Chief Arts & Entertainment Officer
- Mullen Peterson, $MOAT, Chief Engineer
- Theodore Cervantes, $CERV, Chief Security Officer
- Patty Fox, $LYFOX, Chief Culinary and Franchise Management Officer
- Sandie Carver, $CRVER, Chief Propaganda Officer
- Conrad Vaughan, $CON, Chief Appearance & Fashion Officer
- Greer Gwiffin, $GWIFF, Chief Officer of Informative Media
- Castillo Turner, $DIGIT, Chief Agricultural and Ecological Officer
Whereabouts Unknown
- Peanut Holloway, $HOLO, Former Chief Chemical Sciences Officer
- Rent Hunter, $RENT, Chief Repossession Officer
- Schneider Bendie, evaded capture for disturbing the peace
- Charlatan Seabright, $EABR, abdicated post
- Alejandro Leaf, whereabouts unknown
- Fynn Doyle, $FYNN, whereabouts unknown
- Uncle Plasma, whereabouts unknown
- Chorby Short
Former
- Scrap Murphy, $CRP, succeeded by $GARB, Liquidated
- Chorby Soul, $OUL, succeeded by $AND/succeeded by $HMMR, Liquidated
- ACCESS DENIED, succeeded by $¢MTH
- Wesley Dudley, $WES, succeeded by $FNTSC, Liquidated
- Dominic Marijuana, $WEED, succeeded by $EABR, Liquidated
- Penelope Mathews, $¢MTH, relocated to Dark Seattle
- Winnie Mccall, $WIN, succeeded by $LMFAO, Liquidated
- Glabe Moon, $MOON, relocated to Boston
- Mikan Hammer, $HMMR, succeeded by $CON
- Felix Garbage, $GARB, succeeded by $GWIFF, relocated to Los Angeli
- Andrew Solis, $OLIS, succeeded by $GUERRA, relocated to Althio
