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===$NYC: About Us===
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$NYC, Sponsored by the Exchange, was founded in {{Fog}} by {{Fog}}, {{Fog}}, and {{Fog}}. After a hefty donation from Mayor {{Fog}}, as well as an exciting sponsorship by '''The Exchange''', we at $NYC, Sponsored by the Exchange, are a Blaseball team with ambition. For over a decade, $NYC, Sponsored by the Exchange, has made great strides in constructing a Team with Value. Our '''$NYC millionaires''' are two-time Subleague Champions with predicted gains of Championships in our future. With a Board of Directors and a workforce of 3 million and counting, $NYC's goals are simple and efficient: to ensure our Users have Value. One's Value is a complex formula based on past personal histories, present economic footprints, future assessments, and physical, mental, and/or emotional autonomy. High Value Users enjoy a myriad of benefits, including but not limited to: high queue kinesis, exclusive discounts, silent auctions, and many more. Details on your current benefits are included in your User Profile (UP), accessed via your Phone Card (PC).
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If by chance you are new to the '''$NYC millionaires''' as a player, Congratulations! You have successfully passed our interview period and have been registered as a Director of the Board! Please consult with the Exchange Resource Intern Nano-organoid, ERIN, for further instructions.
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To learn more, follow us on {{Fog}}, {{Fog}}, Twitter, and {{Fog}}, or visit our website at {{Fog}}.
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'''$NYC, Sponsored by the Exchange. You are Valued.'''
  
 
===Board of Directors===
 
===Board of Directors===
 
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* [[Thomas Dracaena|$DRAC]], Chairman and Chief Executive Officer
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* [[Thomas Dracaena|Thomas Dracaena, $DRAC]], Chairman and Chief Executive Officer
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* [[Sandie Turner|$AND]], Chief Operating Officer
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* [[Sandie Turner|Sandie Turner, $AND]], Chief Operating Officer
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* [[Hatfield Suzuki|$UZUKI]], Chief Branding Officer
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* [[Hatfield Suzuki|Hatfield Suzuki, $UZUKI]], Chief Branding Officer
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* [[Anathema Elemefayo|$LMFAO]], Chief Influencer
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* [[Anathema Elemefayo|Anathema Elemefayo, $LMFAO]], Chief Influencer
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* [[Andrew Solis|$OLIS]], Chief Diplomacy Officer
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* [[Kichiro Guerra|Kichiro Guerra, $GUERRA]], Chief Diplomacy Officer
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* [[Nandy Fantastic|$FNTSC]], Chief Arts & Entertainment Officer
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* [[Nandy Fantastic|Nandy Fantastic, $FNTSC]], Chief Arts & Entertainment Officer
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* [[Glabe Moon|$MOON]], Chief Appraisal Officer
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* [[Mullen Peterson|Mullen Peterson, $MOAT]], Chief Engineer
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* [[Mullen Peterson|$MOAT]], Chief Engineer
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* [[Theodore Cervantes|Theodore Cervantes, $CERV]], Chief Security Officer
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* [[Theodore Cervantes|$CERV]], Chief Security Officer
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* [[Patty Fox|Patty Fox, $LYFOX]], Chief Culinary and Franchise Management Officer
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* [[Patty Fox|$LYFOX]], Chief Culinary and Franchise Management Officer
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* [[Sandie Carver|Sandie Carver, $CRVER]], Chief Propaganda Officer
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* [[Fynn Doyle|$FYNN]], Chief Information Technology Officer
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* [[Conrad Vaughan|Conrad Vaughan, $CON]], Chief Appearance & Fashion Officer
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* [[Mikan Hammer|$HMMR]], Chief Officer of the Arcane
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* [[Greer Gwiffin|Greer Gwiffin, $GWIFF]], Chief Officer of Informative Media
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* [[Felix Garbage|$GARB]], Chief Physics Officer
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* [[Castillo Turner|Castillo Turner, $DIGIT]], Chief Agricultural and Ecological Officer
  
 
===Whereabouts Unknown===
 
===Whereabouts Unknown===
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* [[Peanut Holloway|$HOLO]], Former Chief Chemical Sciences Officer
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* [[Peanut Holloway|Peanut Holloway, $HOLO]], Former Chief Chemical Sciences Officer
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* [[Ren Hunter|$RENT]], Chief Repossession Officer
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* [[Ren Hunter|Rent Hunter, $RENT]], Chief Repossession Officer
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* {{Spoiler|[[Schneider Bendie]], evaded capture for disturbing the peace}}
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* {{Spoiler|[[Charlatan Seabright|Charlatan Seabright, $EABR]], abdicated post}}
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* {{Spoiler|[[Alejandro Leaf]], whereabouts unknown}}
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* {{Spoiler|[[Fynn Doyle|Fynn Doyle, $FYNN]], whereabouts unknown}}
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* {{Spoiler|[[Uncle Plasma]], whereabouts unknown}}
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* [[Chorby Short]]
  
 
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* [[Scrap Murphy|$CRP]], succeeded by $GARB
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* [[Scrap Murphy|Scrap Murphy, $CRP]], succeeded by $GARB, '''Liquidated'''
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* [[Chorby Soul|$OUL]], succeeded by $AND/succeeded by $HMMR
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* [[Chorby Soul|Chorby Soul, $OUL]], succeeded by $AND/succeeded by $HMMR, '''Liquidated'''
 
* {{Spoiler|ACCESS DENIED}}, succeeded by $¢MTH
 
* {{Spoiler|ACCESS DENIED}}, succeeded by $¢MTH
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* [[Wesley Dudley|$WES]], succeeded by $FNTSC
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* [[Wesley Dudley|Wesley Dudley, $WES]], succeeded by $FNTSC, '''Liquidated'''
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* [[Dominic Marijuana|$WEED]], succeeded by $EABR
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* [[Dominic Marijuana|Dominic Marijuana, $WEED]], succeeded by $EABR, '''Liquidated'''
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* [[Charlatan Seabright|$EABR]], abdicated post, whereabouts unknown
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* [[Penelope Mathews|Penelope Mathews, $¢MTH]], relocated to [[Dark Seattle]]
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* [[Penelope Mathews|$¢MTH]], relocated to [[Dark Seattle]]
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* [[Winnie Mccall|Winnie Mccall, $WIN]], succeeded by $LMFAO, '''Liquidated'''
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* [[Winnie Mccall|$WIN]], succeeded by $LMFAO
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* [[Glabe Moon|Glabe Moon, $MOON]], relocated to Boston
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* [[Mikan Hammer|Mikan Hammer, $HMMR]], succeeded by $CON
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* [[Felix Garbage|Felix Garbage, $GARB]], succeeded by $GWIFF, relocated to Los Angeli
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* [[Andrew Solis|Andrew Solis, $OLIS]], succeeded by $GUERRA, relocated to Althio

Latest revision as of 23:09, 24 May 2021

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Welcome to the Exchange, User. The LINE Values you.

$NYC: About Us

$NYC, Sponsored by the Exchange, was founded in {{{1}}} by {{{1}}}, {{{1}}}, and {{{1}}}. After a hefty donation from Mayor {{{1}}}, as well as an exciting sponsorship by The Exchange, we at $NYC, Sponsored by the Exchange, are a Blaseball team with ambition. For over a decade, $NYC, Sponsored by the Exchange, has made great strides in constructing a Team with Value. Our $NYC millionaires are two-time Subleague Champions with predicted gains of Championships in our future. With a Board of Directors and a workforce of 3 million and counting, $NYC's goals are simple and efficient: to ensure our Users have Value. One's Value is a complex formula based on past personal histories, present economic footprints, future assessments, and physical, mental, and/or emotional autonomy. High Value Users enjoy a myriad of benefits, including but not limited to: high queue kinesis, exclusive discounts, silent auctions, and many more. Details on your current benefits are included in your User Profile (UP), accessed via your Phone Card (PC).

If by chance you are new to the $NYC millionaires as a player, Congratulations! You have successfully passed our interview period and have been registered as a Director of the Board! Please consult with the Exchange Resource Intern Nano-organoid, ERIN, for further instructions.

To learn more, follow us on {{{1}}}, {{{1}}}, Twitter, and {{{1}}}, or visit our website at {{{1}}}.

$NYC, Sponsored by the Exchange. You are Valued.

Board of Directors

Current

Whereabouts Unknown

Former

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