Lowe Forbes

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Lowe Forbes is a pitcher for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands. Forbes has been with the Jazz Hands since Season 1.

Official League Records

Forbes currently has no notable records in the official league books.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

The Jazz Hands refer to Forbes as Lowe "Lowe-ded Bases" Forbes. Forbes only has a one-star rating in part because of their insistence on playing with a blindfold on "for the challenge."

Lowe Forbes, in a pregame ritual. "Eat" is just a phrase, as fans just disappear into a horrible void that must be a mouth.

Drafted on a bet in the 91st round, this pile of assorted graphic t-shirts was created by Denver teen Tyler Forbes, who's going to tidy them up later, Mom. Their ability to pitch a blaseball is questionable at best, scintillating at worst, but don't be fooled: Lowe does indeed offer a Morphe discount code for 10% off your order when you like and subscribe.

Lowe Forbes has made it on the Forbes list of Worst Blaseball Pitchers named Forbes. There they met Brock Forbes from the Baltimore Crabs. These rivals went on to start a romantic relationship and eventual marriage.