Lachlan Shelton

Lachlan Shelton
Art by @Spiral_Joe Logo by @LonghairQ
Basic Information
Team	Canada Moist Talkers
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Napping
Coffee Style	Latte
Blood Type	Fire
Fate	83
Soulscream	EOEIHEOEIHEIOAIEIOAIEIXAAIIXAAIIXAUAAEAUAAEAIOAUAIOAUAIOIIAHOIIAHOEIAEAEIAEAEIUAUIIUAUII
Biographical Details
Pronouns	He/Him
Species	Human
Jersey Number	5

Lachlan Shelton is a lineup player for the Charleston Shoe Thieves, who joined the team on Day 23 of Season 6 in a feedback with Antonio Wallace. Lachlan originally joined the ILB as a batter for the Canada Moist Talkers during Season Three following Kennedy Alstott’s incineration.

Official League Records

Shelton currently has no notable events in the official recordbooks.

History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Shelton has quickly become a fan favourite, between a game-winning home run in the 21st game of the season and Lachlan's “refreshing” (according to an unspecified Talkers fancast) relatability when contrasted to the majority of the Talkers lineup.

Lachlan joined the splort after his favourite donair restaurant was shut down in the wake of the flooding that overtook most of the country, citing a need for distraction after the loss. Reportedly, Lachlan can be seen before home games on a dinghy over its previous location, rubbing a greasy plastic basket smelling strongly of garlic for good luck.

Trivia

• Shelton’s walk out song is “Farewell to Nova Scotia” by The Irish Rovers