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| caption1=Kathy Mathews as of Season 5, by [https://twitter.com/Fancymancer @Fancymancer]
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'''Kathy Mathews''' is a lineup player for the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]]. Mathews has been with the Jazz Hands since [[Season 1]].
 
'''Kathy Mathews''' is a lineup player for the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]]. Mathews has been with the Jazz Hands since [[Season 1]].
  
 
== Official League Records ==
 
== Official League Records ==
At the end of [[Season 4]], Mathews was affected by the [[Season 4#Decrees | '''Alternate Reality''']] Decree, resulting in a 2½-star rating.
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===Alternate Reality===
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At the [[Season 4#Election_Results|end of Season 4]], Mathews was affected by the [[Season 4#Decrees|'''Alternate Reality''']] Decree, resulting in a change of stats including a {{Star Rating|2.5}} batting stat.
  
 
{{Community Lore}}
 
{{Community Lore}}
 
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==Personal Life==
Mathews began life as a Silver Transparent TI-83 Plus Graphing Calculator, with a fortuitous coding error that determined "BLASEBALL" to be the result of any and all mathematical calculations. Sensing their overwhelming love of the game and will to win, the Jazz Hands' fashioned a set of arms and legs out of spare trombones, and put them on the field. Mathews has remained an integral part of the Jazz Hands' roster ever since.
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Mathews began life as a Silver Transparent TI-83 Plus Graphing Calculator, with a fortuitous coding error that determined "BLASEBALL" to be the result of any and all mathematical calculations. Sensing their overwhelming love of the game and will to win, the Jazz Hands' fashioned a set of arms and legs out of spare trombones, and put them on the field. Mathews has remained an integral part of the Jazz Hands' roster ever since.
  
 
Often chants of "KATH MATH" are heard when they are up to bat, but no one can determine the source.   
 
Often chants of "KATH MATH" are heard when they are up to bat, but no one can determine the source.   
  
Mathews' favorite Jazz Album is [https://kindofbloop.com/ | Kind of Bloop: An 8-Bit Tribute to Miles Davis' ''Kind of Blue'']
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Mathews' favorite Jazz album is [https://kindofbloop.com/ |Kind of Bloop: An 8-Bit Tribute to Miles Davis' ''Kind of Blue''].
  
After the [[Season 4]] elections, Mathews was replaced with the Mathews from a reality where they were a Casio FX-9750GII-SC Graphing Calculator.
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==Alternate Reality==
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After the [[Season 4#Decrees_2|'''Alternate Reality''']] Decree, Mathews was replaced with the Mathews from a reality where they are a Casio FX-9750GII-SC Graphing Calculator.
  
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==Gallery==
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Kathy_Mathews_Card.png|Season 1 Kathy Mathews (Prime Reality)
  
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Revision as of 20:19, 7 September 2020

Kathy Mathews is a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands. Mathews has been with the Jazz Hands since Season 1.

Official League Records

Alternate Reality

At the end of Season 4, Mathews was affected by the Alternate Reality Decree, resulting in a change of stats including a batting stat.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Personal Life

Mathews began life as a Silver Transparent TI-83 Plus Graphing Calculator, with a fortuitous coding error that determined "BLASEBALL" to be the result of any and all mathematical calculations. Sensing their overwhelming love of the game and will to win, the Jazz Hands' fashioned a set of arms and legs out of spare trombones, and put them on the field. Mathews has remained an integral part of the Jazz Hands' roster ever since.

Often chants of "KATH MATH" are heard when they are up to bat, but no one can determine the source.

Mathews' favorite Jazz album is |Kind of Bloop: An 8-Bit Tribute to Miles Davis' Kind of Blue.

Alternate Reality

After the Alternate Reality Decree, Mathews was replaced with the Mathews from a reality where they are a Casio FX-9750GII-SC Graphing Calculator.


Gallery