Kathy Mathews

Kathy Mathews
Kathy Mathews as of Season 5, by @Fancymancer
Basic Information
Team	Breckenridge Jazz Hands
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Modifications	AlternateThis Player is an Alternate... Player is replaced with an alternate reality version, stats are randomized.
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Watching documentaries
Coffee Style	Heavy Foam
Blood Type	Basic
Fate	98
Soulscream	OIEOOOIEOOOIHAXIIHAXIIIAAUIIAAUIIIIAEXIIAEXIEEAIEEEAIEEXUIEEXUIEEXEEAAHEEAAHEUIAEEUIAEEU
Biographical Details
Pronouns	They/Them
Species	Casio FX-9750GII-SC Graphing Calculator (Alternate), Silver Transparent TI-83 Plus Graphing Calculator (Prime)
Other Background Information
Instrument	Trombone, Trombone, Trombone

Kathy Mathews is a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands. Mathews has been with the Jazz Hands since Season 1.

Official League Records

Alternate Reality

At the end of Season 4, Mathews was affected by the Alternate Reality Decree, resulting in a change of stats including a batting stat.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Personal Life

Mathews began life as a Silver Transparent TI-83 Plus Graphing Calculator, with a fortuitous coding error that determined "BLASEBALL" to be the result of any and all mathematical calculations. Sensing their overwhelming love of the game and will to win, the Jazz Hands' fashioned a set of arms and legs out of spare trombones, and put them on the field. Mathews has remained an integral part of the Jazz Hands' roster ever since.

Often chants of "KATH MATH" are heard when they are up to bat, but no one can determine the source.

Mathews' favorite Jazz album is |Kind of Bloop: An 8-Bit Tribute to Miles Davis' Kind of Blue.

Alternate Reality

After the Alternate Reality Decree, Mathews was replaced with the Mathews from a reality where they are a Casio FX-9750GII-SC Graphing Calculator.

Gallery

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  Season 1 Kathy Mathews (Prime Reality)

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