Jenkins Good

Jenkins Good
Basic Information
Team	Canada Moist Talkers
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Modifications	AlternateThis Player is an Alternate... Player is replaced with an alternate reality version, stats are randomized.  Friend of CrowsIn Birds weather, pitchers with Friend of Crows will encourage the Birds to attack hitters. The crows will attack a hitter, resulting in an automatic out.
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Collective bargaining
Coffee Style	Plenty of Sugar
Blood Type	Electric
Fate	78
Soulscream	AHEEEAHEEEAAXAEIAXAEIAAOAEAAOAEAAEAAHAEAAHAEEAAAHEAAAHEHOIAIHOIAIH

Jenkins Good is a pitcher for the Canada Moist Talkers, and has been with the team since the start of Internet League Blaseball.

Official League Records

At the end of Season 3, Good was replaced with an Alternate version due to the Alternate Reality Decree.

During the Season 9 election, Good received the Friend of Crows modification due to the passing of the Forecast: Birds decree.

History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Training

Unlike most league players, Jenkins has no formal Blaseball certifications, and, in fact, learned everything they know from playing Wii Splorts Blaseball. Despite this, they are currently the Moist Talkers' second most capable player, with the addition of PolkaDot Patterson.

The "Good Eye"

The state of Goods’ eye is an ongoing debate within the Blaseball community. Early in their career, rumours circulated that Good’s pitching prowess was partially as a result of a “blessed eye” gifted to them by outside forces. The deific beings supposedly responsible for the blessing have refused to comment.

Conversely, many have argued that due to the circumstances of the █████████ incident, Good’s eye is more than likely cursed, not blessed. Unfortunately, despite the fervent discussion surrounding the pitcher’s eye, the various tests to ascertain the nature and properties of Good’s ocular condition have been stymied by their reluctance to talk to the press.

Before the 3rd season began Good was ambushed by a reporter from the Halifax Gazette at their home in ██████, but when pressed about the topic they simply smiled and winked, the reporter has not yet regained consciousness.

Alternate Jenkins Good

After the ██████ event, along with their teammate Jesús Koch, Good was swapped with a version of themselves from an alternate universe. Alternate Jenkins allegedly hails from an alternate version of Canada called Cascadia. When asked about the differences between Canada and Cascadia Good simply replied with “less water”. Based on the moniker of their former team The Dry Whispers, there were concerns that Alternate Jenkins would not be able to produce the requisite amount of saliva necessary for daily life as a Moist Talker. However, after a round of procedures performed by Mooney Doctor, she assured the Halifax Gazette that Jenkins’ spittle deficiency would no longer be an issue.

Trivia

• After the early acclimation period Alternate Jenkins eventually bonded with new team member Hot Fish Summer over their shared competitive attitude and strict fitness regimens.

• Unlike the original Jenkins, Alternate Jenkins claims to have never played Wii Splorts, instead attributing their skill to a mastery of Major League Blaseball on the Slony Playstation.
• In addition to having mastered Major League Blaseball, Good also holds competitive ranks in the following titles, much to the chagrin of Commissioner Vapor/IF-54.836:
  • Apex Legends
  • Fortnite
  • Valorant
  • Rainbow 6 Siege

Fan Art

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  Alternate Jenkins' kit from their original reality. Art by @Spiral_Joe.