Jasmine Washington

Jasmine Washington
Basic Information
Team	Miami Dalé
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Modifications	AlternateThis Player is an Alternate... Player is replaced with an alternate reality version, stats are randomized.
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Baking
Coffee Style	Milk Substitute
Blood Type	Electric
Fate	26
Soulscream	UAEAXUAEAXUAIAUEAIAUEAAEAXAAEAXAAAEAAAAEAAAA
Biographical Details
Pronouns	they/them
Species	being of pure water (unconfirmed)

Jasmine Washington is a batter for the Miami Dalé.

Official League Records

Washington joined the ILB as a batter for the Dale at the beginning of Season 1.

At the end of Season 4, Washington was swapped with their alternate due to the Alternate Reality Decree. It did not change their overall star rating but their performance suffered.

On Season 7, Day 94, Washington became the first Dale player to party and gained a half star in batting, pitching, and defense.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Personal Life

At all times, Jasmine Washington insists on wearing a very long skirt, sunglasses, an extremely wide-brimmed straw hat, and $4 flip-flops recently acquired from a local bodega over their typical two-piece bathing suit uniform.

Jasmine lives with their wife, [name redacted for privacy]. [Name redacted for privacy] wears exclusively three-piece suits over swim trunks, and comes to every Dalé game, despite how incredibly hot their outfit is. Jasmine and [name redacted for privacy] originally bonded when all of their eyes met across the aisles of the Olpa Locka Hialeah Flea Mlarket. They were both reaching for the same collection: a flamingo shaped rotary phone, light up Heelys size 24, a glass blown statuette of a pot-bellied pig, a mug featuring Marilyn Meowroe and the phrase “happy purrthday”, and a Dirty Dancing glitter globe signed by the actor who played the guy at the bar in that one scene.

Jasmine and their wife can frequently be spotted at the Bric a Brac Craft Workshop in Brickell between the 7/11 and the Mexican Consulate.

Jasmine collects cats. When interviewed, they have refused to share the exact number for which they currently care, but fans have made notice of them sharing images of what appear to be seven different cats. At the very least, Jasmine has shared pictures of one cat that looks seven different ways.

Controversies

It is theorized that Jasmine is a nine-foot tall being made of pure water, but it is impossible to tell for sure, due to their sunglasses and wide-brimmed hat obscuring much of their face.

Career

Jasmine refuses to play unless they can wear their accustomed skirt, sunglasses, hat, and flip flops. This unorthodox choice of outfit can be seen to affect performance, especially during base-running, when Jasmine needs to use both hands to make sure they do not stumble on their skirt and/or lose their hat. Jasmine's rating suffers accordingly. A popular theory among fans is that Jasmine is, in fact, the most talented batter on the team, and is only being held up by their very specific wardrobe choices. Their fans are known to chant "Flip flop flip flop flip flop!" as Washington is running, imitating the sound of their shoes.

Fan Art

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  Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky