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| − | '''Emmett Internet''' was a lineup player for the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]], and was with the Sunbeams from | + | '''Emmett Internet''' was a lineup player for the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]], and was with the Sunbeams from {{BetaSeason|1}} until being [[Incineration|incinerated]] on {{BetaSeason|5}}, Day 91. |
==Official League Records== | ==Official League Records== | ||
| − | Internet joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams|Moab Sunbeams]] with | + | Internet joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams|Moab Sunbeams]] with {{BetaSeason|1| the Return of Blaseball}}. |
| − | During the | + | During the {{BetaSeason|4#Election Results|@ elections}} the Sunbeams received the {{BetaSeason|4#Blessings|'''Precognition'''}} blessing, increasing Internet's batting from {{Star Change|2.9|3.9}}. |
| − | On | + | On {{BetaSeason|5}}, Day 91, Internet was [[Incineration|incinerated]] and replaced by [[Sutton Bishop]]. |
| − | During the events of | + | During the events of {{BetaSeason|10}}, [[Day X]], Internet was raised to join [[The Hall Stars]]. Following The Hall Stars' victory over [[THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS]], Internet was [[Modifications|Released]] from [[Internet League Blaseball]]. |
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Some suggest that there existed a passionate rivalry between Internet and Tigers batter [[Jessica Telephone]] due to their inability to exist in the same place at the same time, though the exact nature of their relationship is unknown. | Some suggest that there existed a passionate rivalry between Internet and Tigers batter [[Jessica Telephone]] due to their inability to exist in the same place at the same time, though the exact nature of their relationship is unknown. | ||
| − | Internet reported being upgraded after | + | Internet reported being upgraded after {{BetaSeason|4#Blessings 2}}. This upgrade resulted in a faster WiFi connection for the whole [[Hellmouth]], increased storage capacity, and the ability to see pitches before they are thrown. Internet did the entirety of this report using the voice of popular vocaloid [[Wikipedia:Hatsune Miku|Hatsune Miku]], whereas previously his voice was that of [[Wikipedia:Microsoft Sam|Microsoft Sam]]. |
In spite of being incinerated by a rogue umpire, some sources claim that, as a creature of the wi-fi, Internet lives on digitally within this very webpage. Consider keeping him company for a few minutes. | In spite of being incinerated by a rogue umpire, some sources claim that, as a creature of the wi-fi, Internet lives on digitally within this very webpage. Consider keeping him company for a few minutes. | ||
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==Fan Works== | ==Fan Works== | ||
| + | <span style="font-size: 120%;">'''Fanfiction'''</span><br /> | ||
| + | *[https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Emmett%20Internet/works 'Emmett Internet' tag] on AO3 | ||
| + | <span style="font-size: 120%;">'''Videos'''</span><br /> | ||
| + | *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFo2Z5NgHEE The Precog Trio] by [https://twitter.com/sapphriarocks Olive] | ||
| + | *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXzsM4vVw0I The Hall Stars] by [https://twitter.com/sapphriarocks Olive] | ||
<gallery widths="230" mode="nolines" heights="170"> | <gallery widths="230" mode="nolines" heights="170"> | ||
File:Emmett-internet.png|Emmett's Season 2 clard, by Discord user Ephesos | File:Emmett-internet.png|Emmett's Season 2 clard, by Discord user Ephesos | ||
File:EmmettInternet-walkup.ogg|Emmett's walkup music, by Discord user OmySpy|link=File:EmmettInternet-walkup.ogg | File:EmmettInternet-walkup.ogg|Emmett's walkup music, by Discord user OmySpy|link=File:EmmettInternet-walkup.ogg | ||
File:Emmett-Tlopps-Clard.png|by SonnenstrAAL (aalornothing#2957) | File:Emmett-Tlopps-Clard.png|by SonnenstrAAL (aalornothing#2957) | ||
| − | File:Sketch1596745159109.png|by [https://twitter.com/VVVisection @VVVisection] | + | File:Sketch1596745159109.png|by '''[https://twitter.com/VVVisection @VVVisection]''' |
File:Ghjhgjghjghjgjghjghjg.jpg|by [https://twitter.com/churgalax @churgalax] | File:Ghjhgjghjghjgjghjghjg.jpg|by [https://twitter.com/churgalax @churgalax] | ||
| − | File:132EmmettInternet.png|Mini-Blaseballer by [http://miniblaseball.surge.sh/ @HetreaSky] | + | File:132EmmettInternet.png|Mini-Blaseballer<br />by '''[http://miniblaseball.surge.sh/ @HetreaSky]''' |
| − | File:EmmettInternet by JustMako.png|by [https://twitter.com/justmako/status/1299510063204380672 @JustMako] | + | File:EmmettInternet by JustMako.png|by '''[https://twitter.com/justmako/status/1299510063204380672 @JustMako]''' |
File:EmmettInternet Pichi2214.png|by Pichi2214 | File:EmmettInternet Pichi2214.png|by Pichi2214 | ||
File:Kachow!.jpg|alt=Emmett Internet in a Sunbeams uniform. He has yellow, blue, and red wires coming out of the back of his head and red hearts surrounding him. He's making a finger gun with his right hand.|by {{Twitter|name=dottedMage}} | File:Kachow!.jpg|alt=Emmett Internet in a Sunbeams uniform. He has yellow, blue, and red wires coming out of the back of his head and red hearts surrounding him. He's making a finger gun with his right hand.|by {{Twitter|name=dottedMage}} | ||
| − | File:Emmett by Glempy.jpg| | + | File:Emmett by Glempy.jpg|by '''[https://twitter.com/glempy Glempy]''' |
File:Emmett lad by mothman6134.jpg|by mothman#6134 | File:Emmett lad by mothman6134.jpg|by mothman#6134 | ||
File:Emmett babey!!.jpg|by {{Twitter|name=dottedMage}} | File:Emmett babey!!.jpg|by {{Twitter|name=dottedMage}} | ||
File:P PESTO CHICKEN SALAD.jpg|alt=A close up of Emmett Internet holding his hands up to his face. At the top of the image it says "P" and at the bottom it says \"Pesto Chicken Salad\"|Emmett Internet says P Pesto Chicken Salad by {{Twitter|name=_pysics}} | File:P PESTO CHICKEN SALAD.jpg|alt=A close up of Emmett Internet holding his hands up to his face. At the top of the image it says "P" and at the bottom it says \"Pesto Chicken Salad\"|Emmett Internet says P Pesto Chicken Salad by {{Twitter|name=_pysics}} | ||
| − | File:Emmett Internet by Coblin.jpg| | + | File:Art by @ waalkr 24.png|alt=Emmett Internet holding up a peace sign and winking on a light orange background.|Our friend Emmett<br />by [https://twitter.com/_waalkr/status/1320162041592676352 '''@_waalkr'''] |
| − | File: | + | File:Emmett Internet by Coblin.jpg|alt=A drawing of Emmett Internet in a Sunbeams uniform in front of a bright green background with light green @ symbols. He has a square grey CRT monitor for a head and the screen is displaying a neon green loading bar. There is a cord going from the back of his head to his back, and a wire that falls from the back of his head down across his body. He's holding a blaseball bat in both hands over his right shoulder as if he is about to hit a ball.|by [https://twitter.com/Krasi_Savov '''Coblin'''] |
| − | File:Friends by larkine.png|Emmett with Randy by | + | File:SCREAMING AND CRYINGG THATS A BABY 😭😭😭.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Emmett Internet as a child. He is a young Black kid with dark brown skin, short afro-textured hair, and big circular glasses. He's wearing a light blue polo shirt and holding a little robot that he's put together in front of him with both hands, while blushing and looking off to the side, embarrassed.|Emmett as a child<br />by [https://twitter.com/_pysics/status/1461080436684304387 '''@_pysics'''] |
| − | File: | + | File:Reconnected.png|alt=A digital drawing of Emmett Internet, risen to play for the [[Hall Stars]]. Emmett is a robot with a computer for a head, wearing a yellow pinstriped crop-top Sunbeams uniform with a sun logo in inverted Beams colors on the left breast. He is holding a blaseball bat in his right hand, and around him are swirls of wispy blue. His face is displaying a blue screen of death, and the image has a glitch effect over overlay. The background is black.|''Reconnected''<br />by [https://supercell.carrd.co/ '''supercell'''] |
| − | File: | + | File:This'll last.png|alt=A drawing of Emmett Internet and Ren Morin. Emmett is a robot with a yellow monitor for a face, clunky metal hands, and a wall plug as a tail. He is wearing a blue sweatshirt and sneakers and is smiling. Ren is a humanoid tiger with glowing yellow eyes. Ren is wearing a Hellmouth Sunbeams shirt. Emmett has an arm around Ren's arm while Ren has a paw on his face, looking off to the side and smiling nervously. There is a little orange heart coming from Ren while Emmett is glowing. The background is red.|''“I think it's gonna last guys!!”''<br />by [https://twitter.com/_iznj/status/1487912035019014146 '''@_iznj'''] |
| − | File:We’re just bros bro.jpg|Emmett & Randy<br />by | + | File:Friends by larkine.png|Emmett with [[Randall Marijuana|Randy]]<br />by [https://twitter.com/_larkine/status/1318601762186690562 '''larkine'''] |
| − | File: | + | File:Skanet time again babyyy.png|alt=A digital drawing of Emmett Internet holding Randy Weed.|by [https://twitter.com/desmodusrotunds '''Jace'''] |
| + | File:Until we yeet again….jpg|''The Precog Trio''<br />by [https://twitter.com/snorgyfanatic/status/1372801441476145158 '''@snorgyfanatic'''] | ||
| + | File:Igneus Delacruz, villain arc.jpg|''The Starlightsverse''<br />by [https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1405678042157043712 '''Ash'''] | ||
| + | File:Weed.net.jpg|alt=A drawing of ex-Sunbeams Randy and Emmett. Randy is holding the sides of Emmett's TV face in both of their hands and smiling. Emmett is holding on to Randy's arms, and his face is displaying an open-mouthed smiley face.|''“haha stinky”''<br />by [https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1382545413094313985 '''Ash'''] | ||
| + | File:The Only Trio Ever.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Emmett Internet, Randy Weed, and Nagomi Nava. Emmett is a robot with a CRT monitor for a head, Randy is a tiefling with green hair, and Nagomi is a woman with long black hair and a multi-eyed entity covering the left side of her face. The trio is wearing matching Sunbeams jackets while leaning on each other and chatting.|''The Only Trio Ever''<br />by [https://www.instagram.com/p/CRyxdFJKNZ4/ '''@rubiqunda'''] | ||
| + | File:Nagomi nava remains to carry the torch.png|''XII The Hanged Man''<br />by [https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1363192202751533060 '''Ash'''] | ||
| + | File:Mwah!.jpg|''Mwah!''<br />by [https://twitter.com/_pysics/status/1387094004852998151 '''@_pysics'''] | ||
| + | File:Skynyat.jpg|''catboys''<br />by [https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1399215253297238023 '''Ash'''] | ||
| + | File:We’re just bros bro.jpg|Emmett & Randy<br />by [https://twitter.com/_pysics/status/1360696949574414339 '''@_pysics'''] | ||
| + | File:Combo Attack!.jpg|alt=A digital illustration of Randy Weed & Emmett Internet. Randy is on the left is a, with a burn scar across his face. Water trails out of one eye. He has horns, and is holding a blaseball bat. To his right is a Emmett. Emmett has a massive monitor for a head, on which are displayed a finger pointing at the viewer, a thumbs down, and a frowny face with sunglasses. Below those on the screen are the words \"GET FUCKED\". He has wires for arms and is holding a bat and a ball. Both have large tentacles sprouting from their backs.|''“Whaddya say we hit it with a combo attack, Em?”''<br />by [https://twitter.com/sn0wglass/status/1317720517210615808 '''@sn0wglass'''] | ||
| + | File:Love these gay people, good for them.png|by [https://twitter.com/desmodusrotunds '''Jace'''] | ||
| + | File:Meow Meow Emmy.png|alt=A digital drawing of Emmett Internet with hugely over-exaggerated large pleading eyes, wearing a Sunbeams jersey.|by [https://www.instagram.com/p/CP6nhLOFzug/ '''@rubiqunda'''] | ||
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Latest revision as of 22:30, 23 February 2023
Emmett Internet was a lineup player for the Hellmouth Sunbeams, and was with the Sunbeams from Season β1 until being incinerated on Season β5, Day 91.
Official League Records
Internet joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Moab Sunbeams with the Return of Blaseball.
During the Season β4 elections the Sunbeams received the Precognition blessing, increasing Internet's batting from 2.9 → 3.9 .
On Season β5, Day 91, Internet was incinerated and replaced by Sutton Bishop.
During the events of Season β10, Day X, Internet was raised to join The Hall Stars. Following The Hall Stars' victory over THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS, Internet was Released from Internet League Blaseball.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
History
Internet was seen going on a date with Hades Tigers batter Ren Morin during the season 3 post-season.
Some suggest that there existed a passionate rivalry between Internet and Tigers batter Jessica Telephone due to their inability to exist in the same place at the same time, though the exact nature of their relationship is unknown.
Internet reported being upgraded after Season β4. This upgrade resulted in a faster WiFi connection for the whole Hellmouth, increased storage capacity, and the ability to see pitches before they are thrown. Internet did the entirety of this report using the voice of popular vocaloid Hatsune Miku, whereas previously his voice was that of Microsoft Sam.
In spite of being incinerated by a rogue umpire, some sources claim that, as a creature of the wi-fi, Internet lives on digitally within this very webpage. Consider keeping him company for a few minutes.
Tragic Backstory
Growing up in the SFJPEJSCMXOIKO suburb of the Hellmouth, Emmett was a bright-eyed and cheerful child, honing their catching and digestive skills by playing games of the charming local pastime "Get Rocks Thrown At You", the influence of was seen in their tendency to eat the blaseball the one time every three years that the Sunbeam pitchers manage to successfully throw it their way.
Emmett achieved their shapeless, friendly form after accidentally inventing computers at the age of fifteen, and inadvertently entering a pact that exchanged their body for a "cloud" on which the new Internet would be born. In theory, the sheer amount of sensitive and personal data stored on their incorporeal databanks would grant them unmatched power, if only they could read.
Emmett Internet's talents were recognized at an early age, as rumors of a "prodigy Internet" spread quickly through Hellmouth. Internet was provided the mentoring they needed to be accepted into Hellmouth Community College and graduate with full honors.
Personality
Emmett was well known online as a notorious digital pirate. He used Limewire and always seeded torrents. Other players have asked him to burn illegal mixtape CDs for them, but he always ended up melting them due to "UNCLEAR INSTRUCTIONS". The Garages disliked him because he didn't pay for their music.
To this day he has also never paid for Photoshop.
Legacy
The Emmett Internet Memorial Cafe, Gallery Of Things, and Public Wi-Fi Hub appeared in central Hellmouth overnight following Emmett's incineration. The Cafe offers light meals, sobering vistas across the Hellmouth's endless maw, and top-of-the-line gaming rigs for hire as well as printing and copying services in 2D, 3D, and 4D. Appliances and home technology within the cafe (fridges, speakers, drink dispenser, vacuum cleaners, etc) within the Cafe run on smart technology, with new appliances occasionally donated to the collection by Emmett's admirers.
It is a matter of debate whether Emmett's Precognition lent them some advance warning of their fate, though one odd coincidence is recorded. In the days after the incineration, a range of smart home technology was delivered to the homes of surviving Sunbeams team members, including a smart fridge to Sunbeams pitcher Sandoval Crossing. The fridge reportedly predicted the upcoming weather as "fine with a chance of bird, wouldn't it be a great day for a picnic? :)"
Fan Works
Fanfiction
- 'Emmett Internet' tag on AO3
Videos
Emmett's Season 2 clard, by Discord user Ephesos
Emmett's walkup music, by Discord user OmySpy
by SonnenstrAAL (aalornothing#2957)
by @VVVisection
by @churgalax
Mini-Blaseballer
by @HetreaSky
by @JustMako
by Pichi2214
by @dottedMage
by Glempy
by mothman#6134
by @dottedMage
Emmett Internet says P Pesto Chicken Salad by @_pysics
Our friend Emmett
by @_waalkr
by Coblin
Emmett as a child
by @_pysics
Reconnected
by supercell
“I think it's gonna last guys!!”
by @_iznj
by Jace
The Precog Trio
by @snorgyfanatic
The Starlightsverse
by Ash
“haha stinky”
by Ash
The Only Trio Ever
by @rubiqunda
XII The Hanged Man
by Ash
Mwah!
by @_pysics
catboys
by Ash
Emmett & Randy
by @_pysics
“Whaddya say we hit it with a combo attack, Em?”
by @sn0wglass
by Jace
by @rubiqunda
| Players | Batters | Boyfriend Monreal · Landry Violence · Randall Marijuana · Workman Gloom · Tyreek Olive · Dominic Marijuana · Scrap Murphy · Morrow Doyle · Sebastian Sunshine · Kiki Familia · Yazmin Mason · Caligula Lotus · Emmett Internet |
|---|---|---|
| Pitchers | Axel Trololol | |
| Former | Jaylen Hotdogfingers (🎤) · Sebastian Telephone (🔥) · Full List | |
| Events | Day X | |
| Hey now, you're a Hall Star | ||
