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'''Edric Tosser''' is a pitcher for the [[Chicago Firefighters]], and has been with the team since the start of [[Internet League Blaseball]]. | '''Edric Tosser''' is a pitcher for the [[Chicago Firefighters]], and has been with the team since the start of [[Internet League Blaseball]]. | ||
| − | == Official League Record == | + | ==Official League Record== |
On [[Season 3]], Day 20, Tosser [[Peanuts (weather)|swallowed a stray peanut]] and had an allergic reaction. However, it appears that Tosser's rating remained the same. Tosser received a minor bump in ratings at the end of the season when the [[Season 3#Blessings 2|'''Performance Enhancing Demons''' blessing]] was given to the Firefighters. | On [[Season 3]], Day 20, Tosser [[Peanuts (weather)|swallowed a stray peanut]] and had an allergic reaction. However, it appears that Tosser's rating remained the same. Tosser received a minor bump in ratings at the end of the season when the [[Season 3#Blessings 2|'''Performance Enhancing Demons''' blessing]] was given to the Firefighters. | ||
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As a result of the '''Katamari''' [[blessing]] won by the Firefighters in the [[Season 5#Election%20Results|Season 5 election]], Tosser's defense rating increased by {{Star Rating|0.5}}. | As a result of the '''Katamari''' [[blessing]] won by the Firefighters in the [[Season 5#Election%20Results|Season 5 election]], Tosser's defense rating increased by {{Star Rating|0.5}}. | ||
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{{Community Lore}} | {{Community Lore}} | ||
Born in the part of Chicago sometimes called Joliet, Tosser's birth caused everyone in Chicago to have painful visions of prophecy. It was known, in all of Chicago, that he would be the greatest pitcher in blaseball history. | Born in the part of Chicago sometimes called Joliet, Tosser's birth caused everyone in Chicago to have painful visions of prophecy. It was known, in all of Chicago, that he would be the greatest pitcher in blaseball history. | ||
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Like all of us, they are from [[Chicago]]. Their jersey number is 815. | Like all of us, they are from [[Chicago]]. Their jersey number is 815. | ||
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<gallery widths="185"> | <gallery widths="185"> | ||
| − | Edtric tosser png processed.png|Art by Fen ({{Twitter|name=sublimemarch}}) | + | File:Edtric tosser png processed.png|Art by Fen ({{Twitter|name=sublimemarch}}) |
| − | Edric Tosser.gif|Edric Tosser is from Chicago | + | File:Edric Tosser.gif|Edric Tosser is from Chicago |
| − | EDRIC WHAT A TOSSER.png|edit by revryebread | + | File:EDRIC WHAT A TOSSER.png|edit by revryebread |
| − | Etosser.png|by {{Twitter|name=_waalkr}} | + | File:Etosser.png|by {{Twitter|name=_waalkr}} |
| + | File:Art by waalkr 38.png|Blue hair Firefighters! by [https://twitter.com/_waalkr @_waalkr] | ||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
Revision as of 17:17, 6 February 2021
Edric Tosser is a pitcher for the Chicago Firefighters, and has been with the team since the start of Internet League Blaseball.
Official League Record
On Season 3, Day 20, Tosser swallowed a stray peanut and had an allergic reaction. However, it appears that Tosser's rating remained the same. Tosser received a minor bump in ratings at the end of the season when the Performance Enhancing Demons blessing was given to the Firefighters.
During the Season 5, Day 30 reverb incident, Tosser switched positions from lineup player to pitcher.
As a result of the Katamari blessing won by the Firefighters in the Season 5 election, Tosser's defense rating increased by .
History
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Born in the part of Chicago sometimes called Joliet, Tosser's birth caused everyone in Chicago to have painful visions of prophecy. It was known, in all of Chicago, that he would be the greatest pitcher in blaseball history.
Unfortunately for the splort of baseball, Tosser instead went almost immediately to work in the Joliet cinnamon mines. While bringing delicious delicious cinnamon to the people of Chicago is a noble goal, his true talents were wasted in the mines.
It wasn't until years later that [redacted] discovered Tosser, sweaty and covered in cinnamon dust, coming out of the mines. Insistent that Tosser should take up his true calling as a blaseball player, Tosser eventually relented but insisted on becoming a batter instead of a pitcher.
Now Edric is known far and wide in Chicago as a hard working, salt of the earth, mediocre hitter who could honestly do better if he just tried a little harder. Like seriously, you could be the greatest pitcher of all time, please just pitch the ball, why do you keep hitting into double plays?
After the third season, Edric Tosser woke one morning in their bedroom and went to the mirror, being confronted with an unfamiliar but calming spark in their eyes, and the knowledge that violence lived in their heart now. Tosser had become one of the three players on the Firefighters to receive a fragment of Landry Violence's spirit, and now gained significant new strength.
Edric "The Tosser of Violence" was now more powerful than ever.
Like all of us, they are from Chicago. Their jersey number is 815.
Fan Art
Art by Fen (@sublimemarch)
Edric Tosser is from Chicago
edit by revryebread
by @_waalkr
Blue hair Firefighters! by @_waalkr
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