Core Mechanics/Season 23

🛠️ Core Mechanics
Season 23
Dates	July 19, 2021 - July 25, 2021
← Previous	Season 22
Next →	Season 24
Results
Postseason	Win 3-1 against 🥧 Lose 3-1 against ✨
Overall Record	34-65
Wins	40
Partytime	Day 83
Divine Favor	19
Division	6th in Mild High
League	12th in Mild League
ILB Placement	19th overall
Modifiers	Maintenance ModeWhenever a Player on this Team is Impaired, they'll receive the Fourth Out for the remainder of the game.  Over SaltedThis Team earns double payouts on Stale Popcorn.
Renovations	PsychoAcousticsIn Feedback or Reverb, PsychoAcoustics will occasionally Echo one of the Away Team's mods to the Home Team, for game-long use.  Secret BaseThe Secret Base is a hidden base beyond 2nd that allows a baserunner to hide between innings.  Echo ChamberIn Reverb, Echo Chambers will occasionally provide Reverberating and Repeating modifications to Players for game-long use.  SweetenerSweetener makes Beanings & Free Refills more likely in Coffee & Coffee Two weathers, and lowers the chance of losing Triple Threat.  Salmon CannonsSalmon Cannons have a chance of expelling pests from your Ballpark. Salmon Cannons can prevent Consumer attacks and send players on the away team Elsewhere.  SmithyThe Smithy will occasionally repair Items for Players playing in this Ballpark.  HoopsWhen a Player hits a Home Run, the next batter can go up for an alley oop to score an extra Run.  LCD SoundsystemThe LCD Soundsystem will boost both Players involved in a Feedback swap by 5%.  Peanut MisterA Peanut Mister will occasionally cure a Player of their peanut allergy. Peanut Misters can also remove the Superallergic modification from players.  Flood BalloonsA medium, permanent amount of negative eDensity is added for each Flood in this Ballpark.  Flood PumpsFlood Pumps will prevent Flooding weather from making your Ballpark filthier.  Condensed Floor PlansGrandiosity is 5x more eDense than usual in this Ballpark.
Light Switch	ON
League Info
Active Rules	Eat The RichAt the end of each Season, the Fans with the top 1% of Coins will have their funds redistributed throughout the 99%.  Party TimeA Team will enter Party Time if receiving 1 Win per remaining game would not land them in the Postseason. In Party Time, they'll receive random Stat Boosts from Partying. See also: Glossary  Wild CardsAt the end of the regular season, 1 Wild Card will be drawn at random from the remaining Teams in each Sub-League to receive a Postseason Birth.  Based EvolutionEvery Third Championship a Team wins will cause the Team and its Players to Evolve. Players that round the phylogenic Bases will get to go Home.  Free WillsThe bottom four finishing Teams in the League will receive an extra Will in that Season's Election.  All You Can EatFans are free to buy and discard Snack Slots in their Snack Pack. The number of Slots they have will determine their Payout Modifier for all Snacks. The less slots, the higher the Payout Modifier.  Community ChestAnytime 3000 Runs are accumulated league-wide, every Team will receive an Item Crate for a random active Player on their Team.  FairgroundsAll games have a chance of being Prize Matches, in which the winning Team will open an Item Crate.  Hype TrainShaming your opponent will build Hype in your Ballpark.  RatificationRenovations built by at least 18 Teams will be Ratified into Non-Physical Law for the entire League.  Hotel MotelThe Hotel Motel will occasionally create Holiday Innings during the Earlseason, where you Party instead of Score.  TurntablesBallpark: Any Win earned from a non-loss in this Ballpark during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin. League: Any Win earned from a non-loss during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin.  The UnderbracketEvery Postseason, the bottom finishing Teams will compete in the Underbracket while the top finishing Teams compete in the standard Overbracket.  Sun(Sun)All Wins and Unwins earned will be Squared.  TunnelsTunnels allow the Home Team to steal from the Away Team in this Ballpark.  Sun 30When a game enters Extra Innings, both Teams will immediately earn 1 Win.  BalloonsA small, permanent amount of negative eDensity is added for each Run or Win earned in this Ballpark.  Bird HotelWhen the Home Team parties, a number of Birds will come join the Party.  VoicemailWhen the Home Team is shut out in this Ballpark, they'll swap the worst Batter in their Lineup with the best Batter in their Shadows.  Sun .1Weather. Each Run scored is worth .1 more per Inning.  Phantom Thieves' GuildIf the Home Team loses by 9 Runs in this Ballpark, they will steal from their opponent's Shadows.  Equal SunA home run during a game's final out ties the game.  Sum SunWeather. Each successive scoring play by a Team within a half inning is worth an additional Run.  MAXIMUM SUNScoring plays in Maximum Blaseball are worth 3x the Runs.
Roster Changes
Date Change Cause 23 1403 - Mindy Kugel + Jolene Willowtree 🛠️ Fax Machine 23 1403 - Allan Kranch + Mindy Kugel 🛠️ Voicemail 23 1503 - Ilane Snart + Augusto Reddick 🛠️ Fax Machine 23 4303 + Izuki Clark 🥩 Thieves' Guild (🛠️) 23 4503 + Dunlap Figueroa 🐅 Super Roamin' (Fifth Base) 23 5403 - Dunlap Figueroa 🚤 Super Roamin' (Fifth Base) 23 7603 - Zoey Kirchner + Gia Holbrook 🛠️ Fax Machine 23 7603 - Shirai McElroy + Bees Taswell 🛠️ Voicemail 23 7803 - Adelaide Judochop + Shirai McElroy 🛠️ Voicemail 23 8003 - Shirai McElroy + Adelaide Judochop 🛠️ Voicemail 23 8103 - Gia Holbrook + Zoey Kirchner 🛠️ Fax Machine 23 8103 + Rhys Rivera 👟 Thieves' Guild (🛠️) 23 8203 - Cannonball Sports + Shirai McElroy 🛠️ Voicemail 23 8403 - Shirai McElroy + Cannonball Sports 🛠️ Voicemail 23 8903 - Jolene Willowtree + Shirai McElroy 🛠️ Fax Machine 23 9003 - Zoey Kirchner + Jolene Willowtree 🛠️ Fax Machine 23 9003 + Dunlap Figueroa 🍬 Super Roamin' (Fifth Base) 23 9103 - Dunlap Figueroa + Zoey Kirchner 🛠️ Fax Machine 23 9403 - Shirai McElroy + Gia Holbrook 🛠️ Fax Machine 23 9903 - Dunlap Figueroa 🗣️ Super Roamin' (Fifth Base) 23 9903 + Göran Bobson 🛠️ Postseason Birth 23 EL03 - Dashiell Drumsolo 🎸 Blessing (🎸) Gachapon
Latesiesta
Renovations	+  StablesWhen any Team scores 25+ in this Ballpark, any Instability in the Ballpark will be stabled. The Pillars' Light Switch is now ON +  Condensed Floor Plans
Gift Shop	Early to the Party, Team Edition +  Early to the PartyThis Team or Player will Underperform in the Lateseason. Unambitious, Solo Edition Cannonball Sports +  UnambitiousThis Team or Player will Underperform in the Postseason.
Other Events	+  Free WillThis Team will receive an Extra Will in the upcoming Election. Ratification: -  Fax MachineThe Fax Machine will swap the Home Team's pitcher for their best Shadows Pitcher whenever they've allowed 10+ Runs in a game. -  Stables
Tidings
+  Under ReviewThis Team is Under Review...
Blessings
Gachapon   🛠️ - Dashiell Drumsolo, Shadows   Dashiell Drumsolo 6.9 → 8.1
Post-election
Other Events	-  Free Will

Starting Roster

Lineup	Rotation
Shirai McElroy Allan Kranch Christian Combs Kelvin Drumsolo Cannonball Sports Adelaide Judochop	Zoey Kirchner Mindy Kugel Ilane Snart
Shadows
Ovid Schofield Arches Candle Kofi Gildehaus Spiff Piazza Augusto Reddick Manu Candle Fenry Eggburt Quinns Jespersen Rufus Kiddo Mira Lemma Eddie Nakatamo Kaj Murphy Bottles Suljak Jasper Ji-Eun Kelvin Andante Gia Holbrook Dashiell Drumsolo Bees Taswell Jolene Willowtree Meera Tables