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| − | '''Cedric Gonzalez''' was a | + | '''Cedric Gonzalez''' was a lineup player for the [[Philly Pies]], and was with the team from [[Season 1]] until being [[Incineration|incinerated]] on [[Season 2]], Day 93. |
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On July 15, XXXX, Tastykake executives announced in a news briefing that all Gonzalez pies going forward would be topped with synthetic Gonzalez ashes, as natural Gonzalez ash had become too rare a commodity. "Our synthetic Gonzalez ash is 100% guaranteed to have been procured from a house-incinerated clone of Cedric Gonzalez", the Tastykake Bakemaster General was seen to announce, before swiftly returning to the ether. | On July 15, XXXX, Tastykake executives announced in a news briefing that all Gonzalez pies going forward would be topped with synthetic Gonzalez ashes, as natural Gonzalez ash had become too rare a commodity. "Our synthetic Gonzalez ash is 100% guaranteed to have been procured from a house-incinerated clone of Cedric Gonzalez", the Tastykake Bakemaster General was seen to announce, before swiftly returning to the ether. | ||
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| − | 168CedricGonzalez.png|Mini-Blaseballer by | + | 168CedricGonzalez.png|Mini-Blaseballer by '''[http://miniblaseball.surge.sh/ @HetreaSky]''' |
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Revision as of 22:41, 16 May 2021
Cedric Gonzalez was a lineup player for the Philly Pies, and was with the team from Season 1 until being incinerated on Season 2, Day 93.
Official League Record
On Season 2, Day 93, Gonzalez was incinerated and replaced by Dan Holloway.
History
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Gonzalez was a former glolf player who avoided transbiological conversion after the conflict through a combination of wits, dexterity, and an aunt who worked in the Pies front office. While his years of glolf had honed his reflexes, he suffered from from severe anxiety and paranoia from the pressures of both the sport and avoiding the GEA (Glolf Eradication Authority).
Commemorative Pie
Following Gonzalez's incineration in Season 2, corporate sponsors Tastykake and WaWa collaborated on a commemorative pie to be sold at Pies games. The proposed "Gonzalez Pie" was first marketed as "a traditional yet listless pie crust with a peach and apple filling, topped with a sprinkling of sugar and ash". The pie was first served on the 94th day of Season 2, with all future proceeds going towards the deceased Gonzalez's estate. Despite overwhelming public opinion that the pie "could use a bit more salt", the Gonzalez pie is a popular choice amongst Blaseball fans.
On July 15, XXXX, Tastykake executives announced in a news briefing that all Gonzalez pies going forward would be topped with synthetic Gonzalez ashes, as natural Gonzalez ash had become too rare a commodity. "Our synthetic Gonzalez ash is 100% guaranteed to have been procured from a house-incinerated clone of Cedric Gonzalez", the Tastykake Bakemaster General was seen to announce, before swiftly returning to the ether.
Fan Works
Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
| Players | Batters | |
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| Pitchers | ||
| Shadows | ||
| Buried | Miguel Peterson | |
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| Stats | Season | 1 · 2 · 3 · 4 |
| Ballpark | Tastycake Stadium | |
| Community Lore | ||
| Staff | Sam Hinkie · The City of Philadelphia · The Philadelphia Philling | |
| Places | Jessica Telephone Memorial Skatepark | |
| History | Philly Pies' History · Philladeltrix: The Marquis of Pain · My Roomie Ruslan · Philly Pie· Philly Cakes | |
| Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
| Pie or Die. | ||
