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'''Cedric Gonzalez''' was a batter for the [[Philly Pies]], and was [[Incineration|incinerated]] on [[Season 2]], Day 93, in a game against the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]]. Gonzalez was replaced by [[Dan Holloway]]. | '''Cedric Gonzalez''' was a batter for the [[Philly Pies]], and was [[Incineration|incinerated]] on [[Season 2]], Day 93, in a game against the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]]. Gonzalez was replaced by [[Dan Holloway]]. | ||
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== History == | == History == | ||
{{Community Lore}} | {{Community Lore}} | ||
| − | + | Gonzalez was a former [[glolf]] player who avoided transbiological conversion after the [[Blaseball-Glolf Clonflict|conflict]] through a combination of wits, dexterity, and an aunt who worked in the Pies front office. While his years of glolf had honed his reflexes, he suffered from from severe anxiety and paranoia from the pressures of both the sport and avoiding the GEA (Glolf Eradication Authority). | |
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== Commemorative Pie == | == Commemorative Pie == | ||
| − | Following | + | Following Gonzalez's incineration in Season 2, corporate sponsors Tastykake and WaWa collaborated on a commemorative pie to be sold at Pies games. The proposed "Gonzalez Pie" was first marketed as "a traditional yet listless pie crust with a peach and apple filling, topped with a sprinkling of sugar and ash". The pie was first served on the 94th day of Season 2, with all future proceeds going towards the deceased Gonzalez's estate. Despite overwhelming public opinion that the pie "could use a bit more salt", the Gonzalez pie is a popular choice amongst Blaseball fans. |
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| + | On July 15, XXXX, Tastykake executives announced in a news briefing that all Gonzalez pies going forward would be topped with synthetic Gonzalez ashes, as natural Gonzalez ash had become too rare a commodity. "Our synthetic Gonzalez ash is 100% guaranteed to have been procured from a house-incinerated clone of Cedric Gonzalez", the Tastykake Bakemaster General was seen to announce, before swiftly returning to the ether. | ||
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Revision as of 14:10, 26 October 2020
Cedric Gonzalez was a batter for the Philly Pies, and was incinerated on Season 2, Day 93, in a game against the Breckenridge Jazz Hands. Gonzalez was replaced by Dan Holloway.
Official League Record
Gonzalez has no notable events on record.
History
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Gonzalez was a former glolf player who avoided transbiological conversion after the conflict through a combination of wits, dexterity, and an aunt who worked in the Pies front office. While his years of glolf had honed his reflexes, he suffered from from severe anxiety and paranoia from the pressures of both the sport and avoiding the GEA (Glolf Eradication Authority).
Commemorative Pie
Following Gonzalez's incineration in Season 2, corporate sponsors Tastykake and WaWa collaborated on a commemorative pie to be sold at Pies games. The proposed "Gonzalez Pie" was first marketed as "a traditional yet listless pie crust with a peach and apple filling, topped with a sprinkling of sugar and ash". The pie was first served on the 94th day of Season 2, with all future proceeds going towards the deceased Gonzalez's estate. Despite overwhelming public opinion that the pie "could use a bit more salt", the Gonzalez pie is a popular choice amongst Blaseball fans.
On July 15, XXXX, Tastykake executives announced in a news briefing that all Gonzalez pies going forward would be topped with synthetic Gonzalez ashes, as natural Gonzalez ash had become too rare a commodity. "Our synthetic Gonzalez ash is 100% guaranteed to have been procured from a house-incinerated clone of Cedric Gonzalez", the Tastykake Bakemaster General was seen to announce, before swiftly returning to the ether.
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| Stats | Season | 1 · 2 · 3 · 4 |
| Ballpark | Tastycake Stadium | |
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| Staff | Sam Hinkie · The City of Philadelphia · The Philadelphia Philling | |
| Places | Jessica Telephone Memorial Skatepark | |
| History | Philly Pies' History · Philladeltrix: The Marquis of Pain · My Roomie Ruslan · Philly Pie· Philly Cakes | |
| Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
| Pie or Die. | ||
