Beans McBlase

Beans McBlase
by @Spiral_Joe
Basic Information
Team	Canada Moist Talkers
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Modifications	SpicySpicy batters will be Red Hot when they get three consecutive hits.  SiphonSiphons will steal blood more often in Blooddrain and use it in more ways.
Dates Active	Sep 15, 2020–present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Summoning circle
Coffee Style	Coffee?
Blood Type	Grass
Fate	19
Soulscream	XEEXXXEEXXXAIAIIAIAIIAEAAIAEAAIAEHEAAXHEAAXH
Biographical Details
Pronouns	She/her
Nickname(s)	Beans & McBlase, attorneys at law
Education	Masters degree in law

Beans McBlase is a lineup player for the Canada Moist Talkers and has been with the team since Season 7, Day 33 replacing Antonio Wallace due to incineration.

Official League Records

On Season 7, Day 61, McBlase siphoned some of Philly Pies batter Nolanestophia Patterson's defensive ability in a game with Blooddrain weather, bringing it from to .

During the Season 9 election, McBlase became Spicy due to the Seattle Garages winning the Hot Sauce Bar blessing, and gained the Siphon modification due to the passing of the Forecast: Blooddrain decree. Also during the election McBlase's Power and Max Vibes were increased, but their baserunning went down, due to winning the Eat me, Drink me blessing.

During the Coffee Cup, McBlase played for Inter Xpresso as a pitcher.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Hailing from the fleet of cruise ships making up the city of Hamilton, Ontario, McBlase is an attorney for the Canadian Centre for Occupational Health and Safety. Originally earning her law degree from UVic, she worked for various law firms across several years before being hired by CCOHS.

Beans is her very long cat.

After a series of incinerations struck the Canada Moist Talkers in season 7—including labour union representative Kiki Familia—the Canadian Centre for Occupational Health and Safety sent attorneys Beans & McBlase to look into the matter.

The pair arrived at Gleek Arena to discuss the potential for financial compensation with the Moist Talkers. However, due to a series of clerical errors, the "&" was dropped and "Beans McBlase" was drafted into the ILB as a singular player.  Onlookers present reported McBlase as indignant over the proceedings, while Beans was reported as "soft" and "adorable". Attempts to have the error fixed have been ignored by the league wholesale.

With legal recourse stymied, Beans & McBlase have begun to settle into their new lives at Gleek Arena. McBlase has been collecting refunds on falsely advertised waterproof business suits while leaving the actual splort of blaseball up to Beans.

Gallery

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  by @Spiral_Joe

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  Beans asserting dominance over McBlase

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