Antonio Wallace

Antonio Wallace
Basic Information
Team	Canada Moist Talkers
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Signing autographs
Coffee Style	Plenty of Sugar
Blood Type	AA
Fate	97
Soulscream	EEEEAEEEEAEIAAAIIAAAIIOAAUUOAAUUOIAAAAIAAAAIEAAIXEAAIXE
Biographical Details
Pronouns	they/them
Eyes	6-13

Antonio Wallace is a batter for the Canada Moist Talkers. Wallace has been playing for the Moist Talkers since Season 6, Day 23 after replacing Lachlan Shelton in a Feedback event. Wallace joined the ILB as a batter for the Charleston Shoe Thieves in Season 1.

Official League Records

Wallace ranked in the top five hitters of home runs during Season 2.

History

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The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Wallace never played in the Underleagues, but is alleged to be a former Glolf player who defected to Blaseball after the destruction of the splort. Wallace has described these allegations as "libelous, but essentially true."

Wallace was once officially cautioned by an Umpire for attempting to use an opposing infielder as a bat, which was ruled illegal interference.

During a Season 3 game against the Hawaii Fridays, it came to the attention of the crowd that Antonio is, in fact, a 12 foot tall skeleton Halloween decoration purchased from a chain hardware store.

Personal Life

Antonio Wallace has become a successful salvage diver since joining the Canada Moist Talkers, though his penchant for acquiring shoes still remains despite leaving the Charleston Shoe Thieves. Antonio’s work locating and diving to The Antelope, the key ship referenced in the iconic Canadian song Barrett’s Privateers, has earned him national praise. While he has refused to give up this salvage to the proper authorities or inform others of the wrecks location, his willingness to let museum curators ‘just take like, a quick peek’ of Barrett’s shoes was enough to satiate public interest for a time. Halifax’s resident medical expert Mooney Doctor believes that Antonio’s diving proficiency comes from both his lack of lungs and what Mooney refers to as “an unreal hankering for military shoes that transcends mortal limits”.

Wallace specializes in stealing historical military footwear.