Alexandria Rosales

Alexandria Rosales
Art by @crikadelic[1]
Basic Information
Team	Houston Spies
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Planning an escape
Coffee Style	Cold Brew
Blood Type	Acidic
Fate	75
Soulscream	AXEEIAXEEIAXEAAAXEAAAXEIAAHEIAAHEEOAEAEOAEAEOEAAEOEAAEOOEIUAOEIUAO
Biographical Details
Pronouns	they/them
Personal Relationships
Girlfriends	█████████

Alexandria Rosales is a pitcher for the Houston Spies, and has been with the team since Season 1.

Official League Records

Rosales swapped positions with Evelton McBlase II as a result of the The Best Offense blessing, which swapped the best pitching hitter (Rosales) with their worst pitcher (McBlase II).

History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

From humble roots, Alexandria Rosales has quickly risen up the ranks of the Houston Spies to become their most senior player. Lovingly referred to by the fans as the "heart of the team, plus the brain of the team, and indeed the soul of the team, and honestly the muscle of the team, but also, when you think about it, they're like the fist of the team as well".

Rosales is particularly popular amongst the Spies' many LGBT fans, thanks to their commitment to outreach programs designed to make the splort more welcoming to minority groups. In their spare time, Rosales is the general manager of a local lesbian blaseball league, and has said that in many ways this work is just as important as their full-time job.

Despite many attempts by Spies fans and others to visit Alexandria at the league they manage, there are never any records of them having ever been there. Only the actual members of the league have reported any actual sightings, which almost always involve them smiling joyfully.

As the "Most Vicious Player" of the Spies for all recorded seasons, Alexandria is regarded as a rival of similar title holder Jessica Telephone. This rivalry became the subject of much public attention in season 1 when both players were reported by members of the press to have stone carvings of each other on their Piety Altars. This continued into season 2 when photographs of Alexandria emerging from an alleyway holding a broken bat and wearing a Philly Pies skirt were published. As standard operating protocol for the Spies dictates, Rosales denies the existence of any relationship, and of themself.

Fan Art

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  Potentially Alexandria Rosales by @crikadelic

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  Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky

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  Son Scotch, Fitzgerald Blackburn, and Alexandria Rosales (By @crikadelic)

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  by @_pysics