Kathy Mathews
Kathy Mathews is a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands. Mathews has been with the Jazz Hands since Season 1.
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Alternate Reality
At the end of Season 4, Mathews was affected by the Alternate Reality Decree, resulting in a change of stats including a batting stat.
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Personal Life
Mathews began life as a Silver Transparent TI-83 Plus Graphing Calculator, with a fortuitous coding error that determined "BLASEBALL" to be the result of any and all mathematical calculations. Sensing their overwhelming love of the game and will to win, the Jazz Hands' fashioned a set of arms and legs out of spare trombones, and put them on the field. Mathews has remained an integral part of the Jazz Hands' roster ever since.
Often chants of "KATH MATH" are heard when they are up to bat, but no one can determine the source.
Mathews' favorite Jazz album is |Kind of Bloop: An 8-Bit Tribute to Miles Davis' Kind of Blue.
Alternate Reality
After the Alternate Reality Decree, Mathews was replaced with the Mathews from a reality where they are a Casio FX-9750GII-SC Graphing Calculator.
Interdimensional Rumor Mill
No other versions of Kathy Mathews have been observed. If you have information regarding a different version of Kathy Mathews, please add it here.
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