Simon Haley
Simon Haley is a lineup player for the Charleston Shoe Thieves, and has been with the team since Season 8, Day 44.
Official League Records
Haley entered the league on the Canada Moist Talkers as a replacement for Trevino Merrit after Merrit's incineration during Season 2.
During Season 3, Haley consumed a stray peanut and had an allergic reaction. Haley's hitting rank dropped from two and a half stars to one star.
On Season 8, Day 44, Haley switched to the Shoe Thieves in a feedback event with Eugenia Garbage.
History
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Haley came down to the Moist Talkers from on high after Trevino Merritt's incineration, and was chosen to take Merrit's place after they displayed much of the same batting and running prowess as their predecessor had.
After his unfortunate peanut reaction in Season 3, Haley has devoted himself to his Anti-Peanut advocacy charity, the Peanut Defamation League.
Nicknames
- The Comet
Achievements
- Simon was voted IBL Rookie of the Year by fan vote at the end of season 2. They are the first player to receive this award.
Trivia
- His birthday is July 12, 1986
- Haley is a Type 1 Diabetic and has an insulin pump
- Their favourite skittles are the green ones
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