Yusef Puddles

Yusef Puddles
Basic Information
Team	Philly Pies
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Dates Active	October 13, 2020-Present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Fate	98
Soulscream	EEEIOEEEIOEIUIIIIUIIIIHAOAIHAOAIHIIEXHIIEXHIIIEUAIIEUAIHAEHIHAEHIHUAXIAUAXIAUIIAUEIIAUEI

Yusef Puddles is a lineup player for the Philly Pies, and has been with the team since Season 10, Day 13.

Official League Records

Puddles joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Philly Pies on Season 10, Day 13 after the incineration of Yeong-Ho Benitez.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Yusef, an Arab Jew, was born in Philadelphia to a Muslim father and Jewish mother. They spent much of their time growing up on their computer, where they learned the ancient art of hacking. They operated under the name "xX_puddles_Xx" after their pet duck, Puddles. At the age of 6, they hacked into the New York Nut Exchange (NUTDAQ) and were responsible for the single largest instance of peanut fraud on record. They were brought before a judge, who ruled that they not be allowed access to a computer or other electronic device until their 18th birthday. They spent much of this time playing blaseball.

After high school, Yusef attended Temple University on a blaseball scholarship and resumed their interest in hacking. During one aimless hacking session, they gained entry into the Philly Pies' computer systems and accessed Yeong-Ho Benitez's personal files. They discovered that Benitez was looking into a far-reaching conspiracy that could bring down all of blaseball. They quickly downloaded the files onto a floppy disk, which they stuck inside an air vent with bubble gum.

Yusef became obsessed with this conspiracy, losing sleep and causing their grades to suffer. After Benitez was incinerated, they saw an opening. Yusef regained access to the Pies' system, this time inserting themselves as Benitez's replacement. They entered their name as "Yusef Puddles" so that their parents would not know about their plan to drop out of college to pursue the truth through a career in blaseball. Using their phreaking skills, they contacted Sam Hinkie and told him of the disk with purloined data, which was more than enough for Hinkie to confirm Yusef's appointment to the team.

Career with the Pies

Puddles' Avatar by @garce

Puddles has quickly become a fan favorite in Philly, owing largely to the dolphin mask they wear whenever they are in public. It is reminiscent of the dolphin avatar they used as a hacker, which had led some rival hackers to theorize that Puddles themself was a dolphin. The Pies have capitalized on this popularity, with dolphin masks becoming the hottest selling item in the stadium after the new Yeong-Ho memorial pies.

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