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Season 1
Dates	July 20, 2020 - July 26, 2020
← Previous	N/A
Next →	Season 2
Results
Overall Record	43-56
Partytime	Day 91
Divine Favor	19
Division	5th in Evil Chaotic
League	8th in Evil League
ILB Placement	16th overall
Roster Changes
Date Change Cause 01 EL - Jaylen Hotdogfingers   + Derrick Krueger   🎸 Decree Open the Forbidden Book
Decrees
Open the Forbidden Book The Book Opens. Solar Eclipse. Umpires' eyes turn white. Star player Jaylen Hotdogfingers is incinerated. They were replaced on the Garages rotation by Derrick Krueger. Hellmouth swallows the Moab Desert. THE DISCIPLINE ERA BEGINS  🎸  - Jaylen Hotdogfingers     🎸  + Derrick Krueger
Blessings
None

The Seattle Garages made their Internet League Blaseball debut in Season 1 as members of the Evil League in the Chaotic Evil division. After a lackluster season the team finished eighth in the Evil League, and sixteenth in the ILB. In the Season 1 Election, fans voted to open the Forbidden Book, which resulted in the incineration of star Jaylen Hotdogfingers. The Garages won no blessings.

Roster

Lineup	Rotation
Malik Destiny Theodore Duende Avila Guzman Luis Acevedo Shaquille Torres Lang Richardson Oliver Mueller Allison Abbott Bennett Browning	Mike Townsend Tot Clark Arturo Huerta Ron Monstera Jaylen Hotdogfingers
Bench	Bullpen
Mcdowell Karim Sparks Beans Oliver Loofah	Lenny Marijuana Schneider Blanco Antonio Mccall Leticia Snyder Chorby Short Daniel Benedicte Goodwin Morin Tillman Wan

Season

Roster Changes

The Seattle Garages experienced no changes to their roster over the course of the season and postseason.

Notable Events

On Day 90, Garages pitcher Jaylen Hotdogfingers was the first player to pitch a perfect game.

Election Outcomes

Decrees

• Open the Forbidden Book passed with 566 votes, 61% of all decree votes
  • The Book Opens.
  • Solar Eclipse.
  • Umpires' eyes turn white.
  • Star player Jaylen Hotdogfingers is incinerated. They were replaced on the Garages rotation by Derrick Krueger.
  • Hellmouth swallows the Moab Desert.
  • THE DISCIPLINE ERA BEGINS

Blessings

The Seattle Garages won no blessings.

Season Overview

A New Band

A bar graph depicting the Season 1 Garages wins over .500 across the entire season. We'll suck forever.

The following summary mixes canon events with community lore.
The Seattle Garages arrived with Return of the ILB as a brand new splorts experiment. Suffice it to say, the first crack at this attempt to fuse music and splort did not go as well as hoped and[Insert Summary Blurb here]