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==Season Overview==
 
==Season Overview==
 
{{Community Lore}}
 
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===Mike Townsend (Is A Disappointment)===
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===A New Band===
 
 
[[File:Garages Season 2 - Wins Over .500.png|thumb|A bar graph depicting the Season 2 Garages wins over .500 across the entire season. We'll suck forever.]]
 
[[File:Garages Season 2 - Wins Over .500.png|thumb|A bar graph depicting the Season 2 Garages wins over .500 across the entire season. We'll suck forever.]]
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The Seattle Garages arrived in the ILB as a bold new concept: A combination splorts team and musical supergroup that would tear up the field and rock the stage, delighting Fans the world over. Late Seattle Mayor [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]] held an open audition to assemble a crack team which included stars from Seattle's grunge and punk scenes, up and coming athletic prospects, and also [[Mike Townsend]]. Unfortunately, success was not in the cards for the band's inaugural season, as performance floundered and tensions between members flared. Critics gleefully noted the the Garages were the latest in a long line of Seattle splorts teams cursed with mediocrity. Despite the best efforts of slugger [[Theodore Duende]] and Hotdogfinger's pitching prowess, the Garages finished in the bottom half of the league and well below .500.
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After a demoralizing first season and the sudden loss of [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]], the Seattle Garages returned to the field full of coffee and anger. The band performed much better during their second outing and even exceeded .500 wins in the midseason. Unfortunately, poor pitching kept the team solidly out of playoff contention. Newcomer [[Derrick Krueger]] was seen sleeping on the mound, and mainstays [[Tot Clark]] [[Arturo Huerta]], and [[Ron Monstera]] barely held their own. Fans placed the most blame on shameful pitcher [[Mike Townsend]], even going so far as to openly root for his incineration during outings. This vitriol inspired the band's first true success, the smash hit single [[Mike Townsend#Music|mike townsend (is a disappointment)]]. Season 2 also saw the birth of a rivalry with the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]], who objected to the Garages' [[THE SUN IS OUR ENEMY|stated intention to kill the sun]]. Miraculously, despite the presence of a season-long [[Solar Eclipse]], no Garages players were incinerated during the season, a feat which some Fans attribute to pure spite.  
  
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===The Book Opens===
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===More Thumbs===
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After their disastrous first season, the Band was eager for the reprieve and possible improvements the election would bring. Unfortunately, this hope was misplaced. Fans voted to open the [[Book of Blaseball|Forbidden Book]], triggering a [[Solar Eclipse]] and causing a [[Rogue Umpire]] to [[Incineration|Incinerate]] star pitcher and Seattle mayor Jaylen Hotdogfingers. Shocked and devastated by this sudden turn of events, the Seattle Garages declared war on the [[Sun]] and the [[Blaseball Gods]], demanding revenge for Hotdogfinger's untimely passing.
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After a successful Fan campaign, the Seattle Garages pitching staff were blessed with Pseudo-Thumbs in the Season 2 Election. This increased the team's pitching ability substantially, with the minor cost of a few new only slightly disturbing digits. Fans and teammates both hope that Townsend's new thumbs will make a difference in future seasons.

Revision as of 09:29, 9 January 2022



In Season 2, the Seattle Garages finished eighth in the Evil League and thirteenth in the ILB. The team experienced no incinerations during the season. In the Season 2 Election, the Garages were blessed with Pseudo-Thumbs.

Starting Roster

Lineup Rotation
Bench Bullpen

Season

Roster Changes

The Seattle Garages experienced no changes to their roster over the course of the season and postseason.

Election Outcomes

Blessings

Season Overview

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Mike Townsend (Is A Disappointment)

A bar graph depicting the Season 2 Garages wins over .500 across the entire season. We'll suck forever.

After a demoralizing first season and the sudden loss of Jaylen Hotdogfingers, the Seattle Garages returned to the field full of coffee and anger. The band performed much better during their second outing and even exceeded .500 wins in the midseason. Unfortunately, poor pitching kept the team solidly out of playoff contention. Newcomer Derrick Krueger was seen sleeping on the mound, and mainstays Tot Clark Arturo Huerta, and Ron Monstera barely held their own. Fans placed the most blame on shameful pitcher Mike Townsend, even going so far as to openly root for his incineration during outings. This vitriol inspired the band's first true success, the smash hit single mike townsend (is a disappointment). Season 2 also saw the birth of a rivalry with the Hellmouth Sunbeams, who objected to the Garages' stated intention to kill the sun. Miraculously, despite the presence of a season-long Solar Eclipse, no Garages players were incinerated during the season, a feat which some Fans attribute to pure spite.

More Thumbs

After a successful Fan campaign, the Seattle Garages pitching staff were blessed with Pseudo-Thumbs in the Season 2 Election. This increased the team's pitching ability substantially, with the minor cost of a few new only slightly disturbing digits. Fans and teammates both hope that Townsend's new thumbs will make a difference in future seasons.

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