User:QuinnT/Season Results
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Season Results
- In Season 1, the Moist Talkers finished fourth in the Chaotic Evil division with a record of 50-49, missing the Postseason.
- The Moist Talkers did not receive any blessings in the election.
- In Season 2, the Moist Talkers finished first in the Chaotic Evil division with a record of 55-44, earning a spot in the Postseason before being swept 3-0 by the Philly Pies in Round 1.
- The Moist Talkers won the Defection blessing with 3% of the vote, stealing PolkaDot Patterson from the Baltimore Crabs, and sending back Oliver Notarobot.
- In Season 3, the Moist Talkers finished first in the Chaotic Evil division with a record of 53-46, earning a spot in the Postseason before losing 3-2 to the Philly Pies once again in Round 1.
- The Moist Talkers did not receive any blessings in the election.
- In Season 4, the Moist Talkers finished second in the Chaotic Evil division with a record of 53-46, earning a spot in the Postseason before losing 3-2 to the Hades Tigers in Round 1.
- As a result of the Alternate Reality decree, Moist Talkers batter Jesús Koch and pitcher Jenkins Good had their alternates called, resulting in a reroll of their stats.
- The Moist Talkers won the Questioning Their Every Decision blessing with 8% of the vote, impairing the vibes of the Houston Spies, Miami Dale, Seattle Garages, and Breckenridge Jazz Hands by 7%.
- In Season 5, the Moist Talkers finished second in the Chaotic Evil division with a record of 55-44, earning a spot in the Postseason and defeating the Baltimore Crabs 3-1 in Round 1 before losing to the Breckenridge Jazz Hands 3-2 in Round 2.
- As a result of the High Filter decree, the Moist Talkers were moved into the new Mild High division.
- The Moist Talkers won the Flame-Resistant Foam blessing with 8% of the vote, making them immune to incineration for Season 6.
- In Season 6, the Moist Talkers finished fifth in the Mild High division with a record of 48-51, missing the Postseason.
- The Moist Talkers did not receive any blessings in the election.
- In Season 7, the Moist Talkers finished fifth in the Mild High division with a record of 42-57, missing the Postseason.
- The Moist Talkers won the Scorpler's Jacket blessing with 3% of the vote, granting Jesús Koch Mclaughlin Scorpler's Memorial Fireproof Jacket, and making them immune to incineration.
- In Season 8, the Moist Talkers finished fourth in the Mild High division with a record of 48-51, missing the Postseason.
- The Moist Talkers won the Barrel of Tiny Eggs blessing with 16% of the vote, granting all fans of the Canada Moist Talkers 10000 peanuts.
- In Season 9, the Moist Talkers finished fourth in the Mild High division with a record of 50-49, missing the Postseason.
- The Crabs won the Fifth Base Bubble blessing with 24% of the vote, inflicting Fifth Base on the Moist Talkers for Season 10.
- The Flowers won The Shame Bubble blessing with 7% of the vote, inflicting Targeted Shame on the Moist Talkers for Season 10.
- The Moist Talkers won the Eat me, Drink me blessing with 2% of the vote, boosting Beans McBlase's Power and Max Vibes, but decreasing their Baserunning.
- The Moist Talkers also won the Tag Team Hitting blessing with 7% of the vote, boosting the hitting of the Moist Talkers and the Unlimited Tacos by 10%.
- Third, the Moist Talkers won the Boatload of Tiny Eggs blessing with 45% of the vote, granting all fans of the Canada Moist Talkers 10000 peanuts.
- Lastly, the Moist Talkers won the Fishing Net blessing with 9% of the vote, maxing out the defensive stats of Cedric Spliff.
- In Season 10, the Moist Talkers finished first in the Mild High division with a record of 67-32, earning a spot in the Postseason before losing 3-1 to the New York Millennials in Round 2.
- As a result of the Shelled One's defeat on Day X, York Silk fell to the Moist Talkers as a lineup player.
- The Moist Talkers won the Divisional Swap blessing with 38% of the vote, swapping divisions into Mild Low, and sending the Philly Pies into Mild High.
- In Season 11, the Moist Talkers finished first in the Mild Low division with a record of 65-39, earning a spot in the Postseason before losing 3-1 to the Yellowstone Magic in Round 2.
- The Moist Talkers won the V blessing with 51% of the vote, granting them V The Hierophant as their Tarot Card.
- In Season 12, the Moist Talkers finished second in the Mild Low division with a record of 55-44, missing the Postseason due to Divine Favor.
- The Moist Talkers received the Trust will with a 1% chance, granting PolkaDot Patterson the Flippers modification.
- The Moist Talkers also received the Infuse will with a 43% chance, granting Greer Lott a stat increase from 11.5 → 15.9 combined stars.
- The Moist Talkers won the Earlbirds blessing with 2% of the vote, giving the team the Earlbirds modification for Season 13's Earlseason.
- The Moist Talkers also won the Tag Team Hitting blessing with 4% of the vote, boosting the hitting of the Moist Talkers and the Ohio Worms by 10%.