Difference between revisions of "Seattle Garages"
(Don't you love it when view mode doesn't catch some formatting stuff when you go to double check? I don't, just fixed some of that) |
(At some point I apparently accidentally removed the table with info and our logo, and then I proceeded to just never catch that? So I went back in history, found it, and put it back. So sorry for the potential spam updates, it's past midnight.) |
||
| Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
The '''Seattle Garages''' are a [[Blaseball]] team in the [[Chaotic Evil]] division of the [[Evil League]]. They have been a part of [[Internet League Blaseball]] since [[Season 1]]<ref>[[Facts/Lore Disambiguation Guide]]</ref>. | The '''Seattle Garages''' are a [[Blaseball]] team in the [[Chaotic Evil]] division of the [[Evil League]]. They have been a part of [[Internet League Blaseball]] since [[Season 1]]<ref>[[Facts/Lore Disambiguation Guide]]</ref>. | ||
| + | |||
| + | {{Team|division=[[Chaotic Evil]]|home_town=Seattle|team_slogan="Smells like Team Spirit."|friends=[[Baltimore Crabs]], anyone who loves to rock sans [[Mike Townsend]]|rival=[[Miami Dalé]], [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]], [[Mike Townsend]]|emoji=🎸|social_media=[https://twitter.com/seagarages Twitter]|captain=[[Theodore Duende]]|stadium=[[Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility|The Big Garage]]|image1=GaragesLogo3.png}} | ||
==Roster== | ==Roster== | ||
===Lineup=== | ===Lineup=== | ||
| + | |||
*[[Malik Destiny]] | *[[Malik Destiny]] | ||
*[[Theodore Duende]] | *[[Theodore Duende]] | ||
| Line 14: | Line 17: | ||
===Pitchers=== | ===Pitchers=== | ||
| + | |||
*[[Mike Townsend]] | *[[Mike Townsend]] | ||
*[[Tot Clark]] | *[[Tot Clark]] | ||
| Line 19: | Line 23: | ||
*[[Ron Monstera]] | *[[Ron Monstera]] | ||
*[[Henry Marshallow]] | *[[Henry Marshallow]] | ||
| − | |||
==Former Players== | ==Former Players== | ||
| − | ===Blessings and Trades=== | + | === Blessings and Trades=== |
No players on the Seattle Garages have ever left through blessings or trades. | No players on the Seattle Garages have ever left through blessings or trades. | ||
| − | === Incinerations=== | + | ===Incinerations=== |
| + | |||
*[[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]] | *[[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]] | ||
*[[Bennett Browning]] | *[[Bennett Browning]] | ||
| Line 33: | Line 37: | ||
Select [[Tlopps Blaseball Cards|Tlopps]] player cards can be found [[Gallery of Tlopps Cards#Seattle_Garages_.F0.9F.8E.B8|here]]. | Select [[Tlopps Blaseball Cards|Tlopps]] player cards can be found [[Gallery of Tlopps Cards#Seattle_Garages_.F0.9F.8E.B8|here]]. | ||
| − | |||
==Season Results== | ==Season Results== | ||
| Line 40: | Line 43: | ||
!Season | !Season | ||
!Record | !Record | ||
| − | !Win % | + | ! Win % |
!Place in LC Division | !Place in LC Division | ||
!Season Notes | !Season Notes | ||
|- | |- | ||
| − | | 1 | + | |1 |
|43-54 | |43-54 | ||
| .434 | | .434 | ||
| Line 51: | Line 54: | ||
|- | |- | ||
|2 | |2 | ||
| − | | 46-53 | + | |46-53 |
|.464 | |.464 | ||
|4th | |4th | ||
| Line 73: | Line 76: | ||
They are also an [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anarcho-syndicalism anarcho-syndicalist collective]. | They are also an [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anarcho-syndicalism anarcho-syndicalist collective]. | ||
| − | |||
==Staff== | ==Staff== | ||
<small>For additional personnel, see [[Seattle Garages/Staff]].</small> | <small>For additional personnel, see [[Seattle Garages/Staff]].</small> | ||
The Seattle Garages have no coach and instead communally coach each other. | The Seattle Garages have no coach and instead communally coach each other. | ||
| − | |||
==Mascots== | ==Mascots== | ||
| Line 86: | Line 87: | ||
[[Mike Townsend]]'s mascot is often ganged up on by the other 13 mascots, and has had to hire its own security detail. | [[Mike Townsend]]'s mascot is often ganged up on by the other 13 mascots, and has had to hire its own security detail. | ||
| − | |||
==Fan Culture== | ==Fan Culture== | ||
| Line 98: | Line 98: | ||
*''"TOWNSEND!"'' (exasperatedly, for pitcher [[Mike Townsend]]) | *''"TOWNSEND!"'' (exasperatedly, for pitcher [[Mike Townsend]]) | ||
*"NAIL BAT" (a commonly used chant for batter [[Allison Abbott]]) | *"NAIL BAT" (a commonly used chant for batter [[Allison Abbott]]) | ||
| − | |||
==Fan Art== | ==Fan Art== | ||
| Line 106: | Line 105: | ||
[[Category:Chaotic Evil teams]] | [[Category:Chaotic Evil teams]] | ||
[[Category:Seattle Garages]] | [[Category:Seattle Garages]] | ||
| − | [[ | + | [[Category:Evil Teams]] |
<references /> | <references /> | ||
[[Category:Bands]] | [[Category:Bands]] | ||
Revision as of 07:14, 15 August 2020
The Seattle Garages are a Blaseball team in the Chaotic Evil division of the Evil League. They have been a part of Internet League Blaseball since Season 1[1].
Roster
Lineup
- Malik Destiny
- Theodore Duende
- Avila Guzman
- Luis Acevedo
- Cedric Spliff
- Lang Richardson
- Oliver Mueller
- Allison Abbott
- Greer Gwiffin
Pitchers
Former Players
Blessings and Trades
No players on the Seattle Garages have ever left through blessings or trades.
Incinerations
Select Tlopps player cards can be found here.
Season Results
| Season | Record | Win % | Place in LC Division | Season Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 43-54 | .434 | 5th | The Forbidden Book was opened after this season, resulting in the incineration of Jaylen Hotdogfingers |
| 2 | 46-53 | .464 | 4th | |
| 3 | 48-51 | .485 | 4th |
*Season 1 is missing the results of Day 98 and 99's games. Blaseball has been lost.
Team Overview
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
For a more in-depth look at the team, see Seattle Garages/History.
The Garages play their home games at Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility, also known as the Big Garage, which is located inside an aircraft hangar, a garage for planes.
The Garages are also a musical supergroup known by several names and composed of members of the best bands in the Seattle blunge scene. The team plays exclusively against teams that happen to be in the same city as their Eternal Tour, which lines up perfectly with their League-mandated schedule.
They are also an anarcho-syndicalist collective.
Staff
For additional personnel, see Seattle Garages/Staff. The Seattle Garages have no coach and instead communally coach each other.
Mascots
For more on the Garages' mascots, see Seattle Garages/Mascots.
After failing to agree on a single mascot for the whole team due to alleged hotheadedness, the Garages have come to a "temporary" solution where each player has their own mascot who roots for them.
Mike Townsend's mascot is often ganged up on by the other 13 mascots, and has had to hire its own security detail.
Fan Culture
For a more in-depth look at fan culture, see Seattle Garages/Fan Culture.
The Garages have a die-hard fan base known as "the Band". Many fans are known to camp out in the stands for weeks or even months on end, enjoying games and concerts 24/7.
Common Chants
- "PARK IT!"
- "PLUG THE BANDS!" (followed by everyone shouting out names of local independent bands)
- "TOWNSEND!" (exasperatedly, for pitcher Mike Townsend)
- "NAIL BAT" (a commonly used chant for batter Allison Abbott)
Fan Art
See Generalized Seattle Garages fan art here. See player specific fan art on their individual wiki.
