Rivers Rosa
Rivers Rosa is a pitcher for the Chicago Firefighters, and has been with the Firefighters since the start of Internet League Blaseball.
Official League Record
During the Season 5, Day 30 reverb incident, Rosa switched positions from lineup player to pitcher.
As a result of the Katamari blessing won by the Firefighters in the Season 5 election, Rosa's defense rating increased by .
During the Coffee Cup, Rosa played for FWXBC as a lineup player.
History
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
On Season 2, Day 54, in a post-game interview following an home game against the Los Angeles Tacos, Rosa elaborated on her stance towards the splort of blaseball. When asked why she attempted to steal third base despite the Fighters being up by 15 runs, Rosa claimed that "Blaseball is awful, and I hate playing it. I hate that I am forced to step onto the field every day and play this horrible splort. The only enjoyment I get from blaseball is crushing my opponents, and making them feel the same pain as me."
Rosa "pitches" by tossing a blaseball up in into the air and swinging at it with her blaseball axe, hitting a line drive towards the plate. When asked why she chose this unusual pitching style in a post-game interview, Rosa claimed that it was fueled by "spite." Having been trained as a batter and not actually knowing how to pitch a blaseball is, apparently, a secondary concern.
A mangled photograph of Spies player Son Scotch is hung inside her locker, and Rosa is often seen staring malevolently at it in the moments before a game.
Every year, the team dyes Rosa green in honor of the Firefighters. Why the color green is used is unknown.
Rosa is considered a trans icon and a State fielder.
Like all of us, she is from Chicago. Her jersey number is 331.
Trivia
- After several excellent plays with fellow batter Lou Roseheart, some fans have started to call the pair "the twin roses of Chicago."
- Despite claiming to be a "regular person," Rosa's eyes always seem to reflect a low amount of light a la the red-eye effect, giving her the constant appearance of someone in a dark room whose photo was just taken with the flash on.
Fan Art
Art by Fen (@sublimemarch)
Rivers Rosa is from Chicago
Rivers Rosa by @crikadelic
The Twin Roses sharing a smooch by @crikadelic
Rivers Rosa at the Plate by @crikadelic
Rivers Rosa Doesn't Have a Phone by @crikadelic
Rivers Rosa's Intense Gaze by @crikadelic
Rivers Rosa Over the Shoulder by @crikadelic
Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
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Women Crush Wthursday by @glassgoblin
Tlopps Card, Pitcher by @_phantomdoodler
Hlomecoming with Rivers Rosa, Boyfriend Monreal, and Silvia Rugrat by @Fancymancer
What are you doing by @_waalkr
Rose of Chicago by @_waalkr
Ignored by @_waalkr
Rivers Rosa by @glassgoblin
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| Staff | The Firefighter · Betsy · Chicago Firefighters' Third Base Coach · The Axeman | |
| Places | Chicago · The Blean | |
| History | Chicago Firefighters' History · Great Chicago Blaseball Fire · Royal Crown Malort | |
| Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
| We Are From Chicago | ||
