Pitball

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Pitball
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Team	Miami Dale

Pitball is the Miami Dale mascot. It embodies the Dale spirit of celebration and shades-wearing.

They are known for leading each game's 7th Inning Dance Off Foam Party brought to you by SparkleYum™ Edible Glitter (safe* for kids!). The 7IDOFP begins with the ceremonial firing of the Dale's extensive arsenal of t-shirt cannons. Only about 1/3 of the t-shirt cannons fire t-shirts; the rest fire SparkleYum™ Edible Glitter (available in all your favorite flavors and textures^†!).

Pitball is a playamancer, a sorcerer with the power to summon a beach with the exact weather and conditions as Miami Beach anywhere in the world. Rumors about Pitball's dark origins have earned them the nickname "Mx. Underworldwide."

Outside of games, Pitball contributes to the Dale's many charitable endeavors including deviated septum repair and stomach-pumping research.

*As safe as it is for anyone.

^†Fine Grit^‡ SparkleYum™ Edible Glitter is bubblegum flavored; Medium Grit^§ SparkleYum™ Edible Glitter is strawberry lemonade flavored; Large Grit^Δ SparkleYum™ Edible Glitter is Cheetos™ crumbs flavored. On November 5, XX20, Worldwide Field introduced NEW!! VEGAN!!™SparkleYum™ Edible Glitter in SuperFine Grit^¶ Nori and SuperFine Grit^¶ Banana; however, these are available only at the concession stand and are not used during the 7th Inning Dance Off Foam Party brought to you by SparkleYum™.

‡ "Fine Grit SparkleYum™ Edible Glitter: A Shimmer in Every Bite!"^‖

§ "Medium aGrit SparkleYum™ Edible Glitter: A Glimmer in Every Bite!"^‖

Δ "Large Grit SparkleYum™ Edible Glitter: A Twinkle in Every Bite!"^‖

¶ "SuperFine Grit SparkleYum™ Edible Glitter: A Sparkle in Every Bite!"^‖

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