Pitball

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Pitball is the Miami Dale mascot. It embodies the Dale spirit of celebration and shades-wearing.

They are known for leading each game's 7th Inning Dance Off Foam Party brought to you by SparkleYum™ Edible Glitter (safe* for kids!). The 7IDOFP begins with the ceremonial firing of the Dale's extensive arsenal of t-shirt cannons. Only about 1/3 of the t-shirt cannons fire t-shirts; the rest fire SparkleYum™ Edible Glitter (available in all your favorite flavors and textures*!).



Pitball is a playamancer, a sorcerer with the power to summon a beach with the exact weather and conditions as Miami Beach anywhere in the world. Rumors about Pitball's dark origins have earned them the nickname "Mx. Underworldwide."


Outside of games, Pitball contributes to the Dale charitable endeavors like deviated septum repair and stomach-pumping research.


*As safe as it is for anyone.

*Fine grit SparkleYum™ Edible Glitter is bubblegum flavored; medium grit SparkleYum™ Edible Glitter is strawberry lemonade flavored; large grit SparkleYum™ Edible Glitter is Cheetos™ crumbs flavored.