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Pitball is the [[Miami Dale]] mascot. It embodies the Dale spirit of celebration and shades-wearing. | Pitball is the [[Miami Dale]] mascot. It embodies the Dale spirit of celebration and shades-wearing. | ||
| − | They are known for leading each game's 7th Inning Dance Off Foam Party brought to you by SparkleYum™ Edible Glitter (safe* for kids!). The 7IDOFP begins with the ceremonial firing of the Dale's extensive arsenal of t-shirt cannons. Only about 1/3 of the t-shirt cannons fire t-shirts; the rest fire SparkleYum™ Edible Glitter (available in all your favorite flavors and textures | + | They are known for leading each game's 7th Inning Dance Off Foam Party brought to you by SparkleYum™ Edible Glitter (safe* for kids!). The 7IDOFP begins with the ceremonial firing of the Dale's extensive arsenal of t-shirt cannons. Only about 1/3 of the t-shirt cannons fire t-shirts; the rest fire SparkleYum™ Edible Glitter (available in all your favorite flavors and textures<sup>†</sup>!). |
| + | Pitball is a playamancer, a sorcerer with the power to summon a beach with the exact weather and conditions as Miami Beach anywhere in the world. Rumors about Pitball's dark origins have earned them the nickname "Mx. Underworldwide." | ||
| + | Outside of games, Pitball contributes to the Dale's many charitable endeavors including deviated septum repair and stomach-pumping research. | ||
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| + | <small><nowiki>*</nowiki>As safe as it is for anyone.</small> | ||
| − | + | <small><sup>†</sup>Fine Grit<sup>‡</sup> SparkleYum™ Edible Glitter is bubblegum flavored; Medium Grit<sup>§</sup> SparkleYum™ Edible Glitter is strawberry lemonade flavored; Large Grit SparkleYum™ Edible Glitter is Cheetos™ crumbs flavored.</small> | |
| + | <small>‡ "Fine Grit SparkleYum™ Edible Glitter: A Shimmer in Every Bite!"<sup>‖</sup></small> | ||
| − | < | + | <small>§ "Medium and Large Grit SparkleYum™ Edible Glitter: Glimmer Twinkle Sparkle!"<sup>‖</sup></small> |
| − | < | + | <small>‖ Please be advised that any instance of remembering these words, concepts, and/or images constitutes an unauthorized reproduction and may be punishable by fines of up to 80000 Coins. SparkleYum™ Edible Glitter slogans are used by the Blaseball Wiki via a licensing agreement with Meadowbrook Invlentions. It is illegal to reproduce either or both of the SparkleYum™ Edible Glitter slogans in any form (written, verbal, mental, emotional) without express permission from Meadowbrook Invlentions. Meadowbrook Invlentions will prosecute violators to the full extent of the law. The Blaseball Wiki is not liable for any unauthorized reproductions by its readers, organic or synthetic, and reserves the right to report violations to Meadowbrook Invlentions for a statement credit as outlined in our contract section §124.3.B: Kickbacks. "Meadowbrook Invlentions: We're Having a Great Day!" (Printed in accordance with §15.1.K: Slogan Recursion).</small> |
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Revision as of 20:50, 12 November 2020
Pitball is the Miami Dale mascot. It embodies the Dale spirit of celebration and shades-wearing.
They are known for leading each game's 7th Inning Dance Off Foam Party brought to you by SparkleYum™ Edible Glitter (safe* for kids!). The 7IDOFP begins with the ceremonial firing of the Dale's extensive arsenal of t-shirt cannons. Only about 1/3 of the t-shirt cannons fire t-shirts; the rest fire SparkleYum™ Edible Glitter (available in all your favorite flavors and textures†!).
Pitball is a playamancer, a sorcerer with the power to summon a beach with the exact weather and conditions as Miami Beach anywhere in the world. Rumors about Pitball's dark origins have earned them the nickname "Mx. Underworldwide."
Outside of games, Pitball contributes to the Dale's many charitable endeavors including deviated septum repair and stomach-pumping research.
*As safe as it is for anyone.
†Fine Grit‡ SparkleYum™ Edible Glitter is bubblegum flavored; Medium Grit§ SparkleYum™ Edible Glitter is strawberry lemonade flavored; Large Grit SparkleYum™ Edible Glitter is Cheetos™ crumbs flavored.
‡ "Fine Grit SparkleYum™ Edible Glitter: A Shimmer in Every Bite!"‖
§ "Medium and Large Grit SparkleYum™ Edible Glitter: Glimmer Twinkle Sparkle!"‖
‖ Please be advised that any instance of remembering these words, concepts, and/or images constitutes an unauthorized reproduction and may be punishable by fines of up to 80000 Coins. SparkleYum™ Edible Glitter slogans are used by the Blaseball Wiki via a licensing agreement with Meadowbrook Invlentions. It is illegal to reproduce either or both of the SparkleYum™ Edible Glitter slogans in any form (written, verbal, mental, emotional) without express permission from Meadowbrook Invlentions. Meadowbrook Invlentions will prosecute violators to the full extent of the law. The Blaseball Wiki is not liable for any unauthorized reproductions by its readers, organic or synthetic, and reserves the right to report violations to Meadowbrook Invlentions for a statement credit as outlined in our contract section §124.3.B: Kickbacks. "Meadowbrook Invlentions: We're Having a Great Day!" (Printed in accordance with §15.1.K: Slogan Recursion).
| Players | Batters | |
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| Shadows |
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| Buried | Alston Cerveza | |
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| Stats | Season | 1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11 |
| Ballpark | Miami International Arena | |
| Community Lore | ||
| Staff | Pitball · Mr. Wide · Danny Marinara · The Press · Miami Gerald · Tres Leches · Miami Elder League Blaseball Association | |
| Places | The Party Rock | |
| History | Miami Dale History · Pitblull · Team Culture | |
| Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
| ¡Dale! | ||
