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'''Patel Beyonce''' is a lineup player for the [[Dallas Steaks]] and has been with the team since the [[Season 10#Tidings|Season 10 elections]]. Beyonce has previously played for the [[Unlimited Tacos]] and [[THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS]].
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'''Patel Beyonce''' is a lineup player in the [[Shadows]] for the [[Dallas Steaks]] and has been with the team since the [[Season 10#Tidings|Season 10 elections]]. Beyonce has previously played for the [[Unlimited Tacos]] and [[THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS]].
  
 
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During the [[Coffee Cup]], Beyonce played for the [[Americano Water Works]] as a lineup player.
 
During the [[Coffee Cup]], Beyonce played for the [[Americano Water Works]] as a lineup player.
  
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===Season 7===
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At the end of the [[Season 7]] regular season, Beyonce and the other Tacos pitchers received the [[Modifications|Shelled]] modification as part of the  [[Season 7#Snackrifice|Snackrifice]].
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===Season 18===
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During the [[Season 18#Election Results|Season 18 elections]], Beyonce retreated to the Steaks' [[Shadows]] as a result of the Steaks' [[Season 18#Wills|'''Move''']] will, resulting in a combined {{Star Change|11.6|12.2}} stat increase.
 
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After [[Season 10]] the [[THE_SHELLED_ONE'S_PODS|Shelled One's Pods]] fell back to [[Immaterial Plane]]. Beyonce crashed near [[George Foreman Stadium]], where the Dallas Steaks aided in his recovery. Beyonce's peanut coating protected him from the worst effects of planar re-entry, but the preceding seasons had taken a toll on his health.
 
After [[Season 10]] the [[THE_SHELLED_ONE'S_PODS|Shelled One's Pods]] fell back to [[Immaterial Plane]]. Beyonce crashed near [[George Foreman Stadium]], where the Dallas Steaks aided in his recovery. Beyonce's peanut coating protected him from the worst effects of planar re-entry, but the preceding seasons had taken a toll on his health.
  
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Revision as of 20:18, 16 May 2021

Patel Beyonce is a lineup player in the Shadows for the Dallas Steaks and has been with the team since the Season 10 elections. Beyonce has previously played for the Unlimited Tacos and THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS.

Official League Records

Name Changes

After the Season 3 Elections, Beyonce was briefly known as Wyatt Mason due to The Wyatt Masoning. During The Unmasoning, their last name was briefly repaired (making them Wyatt Beyonce), and finally their full name was repaired to Patel Beyonce.

Season 5

During a Season 5, Day 82 game against the Houston Spies, Beyonce was caught in a reverb incident and switched positions from lineup player to pitcher.

Season 7

At the end of the Season 7 regular season, Beyonce and the other Tacos pitchers received the Shelled modification as part of the Snackrifice.

Season 9

On Season 9, Day X, Beyonce was conscripted to THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS as a lineup player. Following the dispersal of the PODS during the Season 10 elections, Beyonce joined the Dallas Steaks as a lineup player.

Coffee Cup

During the Coffee Cup, Beyonce played for the Americano Water Works as a lineup player.

Season 7

At the end of the Season 7 regular season, Beyonce and the other Tacos pitchers received the Shelled modification as part of the Snackrifice.

Season 18

During the Season 18 elections, Beyonce retreated to the Steaks' Shadows as a result of the Steaks' Move will, resulting in a combined 11.6 → 12.2 stat increase.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Appearance

Beyonce has been observed to occasionally open a third eye on his forehead, most commonly when batting. Since Beyonce is usually squinting menacingly when this occurs, it is speculated that this third eye is to help focus. When asked about it in interviews, Beyonce stated that "it only looks that way because I'm focusing really hard. I have a completely normal amount of eyes." They, however, make no attempt to hide it.

Beyonce, stumping medical experts and the Steaks' equipment manager, appears to be continuing to grow at a linear rate. If the growth continues unabated, they will be the world’s tallest person by the end of season 68. He is currently one of the tallest players in the ILB.

They also have a beautiful tenor singing voice, and many journalists have outlandish theories as to why.

Personal Life

Little is known about Beyonce's career before the Internet League. Beyonce refuses to answer questions from splorts journalists who inquire about the topic, either publicly or privately, and multiple journalists who have gone digging for information about Beyonce's past themselves have disappeared under "mysterious circumstances".

However, Beyonce is a huge fan of the Chennai Super Queens, his parents' hometown Crlicket team. Beyonce is also assumed to have played Crlicket at some point in his life, due to constantly incorrectly referring to Blaseball positions as Crlicket positions (home runs are "sixes" and second base is "silly mid on"). This aptitude for Crlicket allowed for Beyonce to make the transition from batting to pitching quite easily after the team shuffled, like an all-rounder.

Outside of Blaseball, Beyonce has made large donations to a grass-roots organisation restoring to flightworthiness a 1930s flying boat moored on a lake near San Bernardino.  They have publicly expressed interest in having this aircraft transport the Tacos from city to city during the Blaseball season, although decades of climate change have lowered water levels such that a take-off run may no longer be safely practicable.

On the Dallas Steaks

After Season 10 the Shelled One's Pods fell back to Immaterial Plane. Beyonce crashed near George Foreman Stadium, where the Dallas Steaks aided in his recovery. Beyonce's peanut coating protected him from the worst effects of planar re-entry, but the preceding seasons had taken a toll on his health.

Fan Works

  • Season 3 Beyonce by Mirmir#6341

  • Season 6 Beyonce, by @annapullara

  • patel high-fiving alejandro leaf, by mirmir#6341

  • "Just the Two of Us" with Patel Beyonce & NaN talking tacos, by Loxosceles

  • patel preparing tacos, by mirmir#6341

  • patel bored on one of his off-games as a pitcher, by mirmir#6341

  • Patel Beyonce chillaxing, by @itsjustmustafa

  • by p_a_mcg

  • Recovering from Day X, by @BearOverdrive

  • Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky


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