Parker Meng

Parker Meng
Image by @cari_guevara, inspired by a design by @electricgaunt and @r4tist.
Basic Information
Team	San Francisco Lovers
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Modifications	AlternateThis Player is an Alternate... Player is replaced with an alternate reality version, stats are randomized.
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Showtunes
Coffee Style	Coffee?
Blood Type	Acidic
Fate	38
Soulscream	HAEHEHAEHEHAOAEEAOAEEAOXAHUOXAHUOXUAEXXUAEXXEXAIEEXAIEEEOIAEEOIAEEAAAIUAAAIUAIUAEEIUAEEI
Biographical Details
Pronouns	She/Her
Nickname(s)	Mirror Parker
Personal Relationships
Partners	Lou Roseheart, Farrell Seagull, Percival Wheeler, Ortiz Lopez, Helga
Rival(s)	Baby Urlacher, Knight Urlacher
Other Background Information
Signature Pitch(es)	Parallel Parker
Dislikes	Not being Team Captain
Player Twitter	@MengBlaseball

Parker Meng is a pitcher for the San Francisco Lovers.

Official League Records

Parker Meng received the Alternate modification from the Alternate Realities decree at the end of Season 4; all her stats were randomized, and her pitching went from 3 stars to 3.5 stars.

On day 8 of season 5, the Lovers' rotation was shuffled in the Reverb while Parker pitching, and due to her new place in the rotation she also pitched the next game, making Parker the first pitcher in IBL history to pitch two consecutive games.

On day 98 of season 9, Parker partied, and her pitching went from 3.5 stars to 4 stars.

History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

The Two Parkers

At the end of season 4, the Parker Meng who originally joined the San Francisco Lovers - Parker Meng Prime - was swapped with the Parker Meng from another universe, the Tough Love Dimension. Tough Love Parker Meng - also called Alt Parker, Suave Parker, or Mirror Parker - is the Parker currently playing on the Lovers.

Biography

Parker was born in San Francisco in the Tough Love Dimension. Confident and athletic, she started forming a sprawling polycule in college, starting with her crush Helga Moreno. After college, she and a friend with their own large polycule, the Tough Lover Dimension's Knight Urlacher, agreed to a friendly (though fiercely contested) blaseball game between their two polycules. Parker's polycule won, but the players found the game so exciting they combined to form a professional team., with Parker as captain. The resulting team - the Tough Lovers - was dominant in their dimension's Internet Blaseball League, winning three championships in the league's first four seasons.

Upon arriving in our reality, Mirror Parker (so-called specifically because she's constantly wearing a pair of mirrored aviator sunglasses) accepted Knight's leadership of the team but told them she was coming for their spot. The Tough Lovers had a much more competitive ethos than the Lovers from this universe, embodied by Parker. When she first arrived, she pressured other Lovers, notably Percival, into stricter training regimens and a different, more cutthroat on field attitude, sparking frequent disagreements with Knight.

This conflict came to a head in the season 5 playoffs; when Milo Brown started giving up runs in game five of the semifinals, Parker ultimately agreed with Knight that supporting him was more important than winning the game at any cost. Since then, Parker has remained fiercely competitive but been more easy-going with her teammates.

Personal Life

Parker is a transgender woman, a lesbian, and polyamorous. Since coming to this dimension, she has been romantically linked with Helga, Ortiz Lopez, and Percival Wheeler on the Lovers, as well as Lou Roseheart and Farrell Seagull.

She briefly met Parker Prime (thanks to Lou Roseheart's time travel powers) and made out with her alternate self. Since then she has taken the opportunity to make out with several other Parkers, notably while traveling in Los Angeli with Wyatt Quitter.

Trivia

After giving up a few high-profile home runs to mir, Parker considers Baby Urlacher her nemesis. She believes mi has some secret knowledge about her curveball that renders it ineffective against mir.

Parker's signature pitch, the Parallel Parker, is a breaking called so-called because, as Parker puts it, "I can slide it on in to any spot in the strike zone."

Parker coaches a blittle league blaseball team, the Poly Youth Good Friends, a post she inherited from Parker Prime.

Fan Art

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  Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky

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  by @pizzakermit