Kurt Crueller

Kurt Crueller
Basic Information
Position	Lineup Player
Team	San Francisco Lovers
Former Team(s)	Yellowstone Magic
Status	active
Batting	(9.7)
Pitching	(9.1)
Defense	(9.0)
Running	(5.2)
Modifications	ScatteredThis Player returned from Elsewhere a bit Scattered.  Walk in the ParkThose with Walk in the Park will walk to first base on one less Ball.
Items	Chunky Glove ●●
Dates Active	Mar 8, 2021-Apr 8, 2021
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Bucket of fish
Coffee Style	Americano
Blood Type	Psychic
Fate	4

Kurt Crueller was a lineup player for the Yellowstone Magic, and was the team since Season 13, Day 13 until being REDACTED on Season 15, Day 78.

Official League Records

Crueller joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Yellowstone Magic on Season 13, Day 13 after the incineration of Sutton Picklestein.

During the Season 14 election, Crueller's hitting was boosted from 1.8 → 3 as a result of the Precognition Blessing. Crueller also lost her Peanut Allergy as a result of the Nut Button Blessing.

In Season 15, on Day 78, Crueller, while Observed, entered a Secret Base in Yellowstone National (Ball)Park. Crueller was immediately Redacted, then emerged on the same day from another Secret Base in Choux Stadium with a never-before-seen modification called Attractor, the first player to have gained it. Crueller's Soulscream was gone, and their stats were significantly increased. Crueller was not successfully batted in and disappeared again.

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Fan Works

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  Season 13 rookie card by ChewyPudding#7060

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  Kurt fanart by @dipppitydoop on Twitter

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  Elk Centuar Kurt, by @dippitydoop

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  A half-demon, jackalope Kurt Crueller by @stickerbooks_ on twitter

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