Kit Adamses

Kit Adamses
Created by @MLeeLunsford
Basic Information
Team	Dallas Steaks
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Dates Active	Oct 11, 2020–present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Pregame Ritual	Programming
Coffee Style	Macchiato
Blood Type	Psychic
Fate	17
Soulscream	IXAEOIXAEOIAEOIHAEOIHAAHIAHAHIAHA

Kit Adamses is a pitcher for the Dallas Steaks, and has been with the team since the Season 9 elections.

Official League Records

Adamses joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Dallas Steaks after the incineration of August Mina via the Kill Your Darling blessing.

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COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Pre-Blaseball

Adamses has a flourishing culinary career which started long before they joined the Dallas Steaks. They are the owner of the food truck Adams’s, renowned throughout Dallas for its delicious grilled foods and its effort to educate the community about food and culture. The truck has a selection of books and a cart of tablets to facilitate learning, and Adamses also frequently holds cooking demonstrations from the truck to show off easy and simple recipes that can be made at home.

Their culinary career began as a line cook at Mina Cuisina, the restaurant owned by former Dallas Steaks player August Mina. Over the years, they slowly worked their way up until they were Mina’s sous chef. The two also became close friends, and though Adamses left to start their food truck and Mina stepped away from her restaurant duties to become a Blaseball player, they remained in touch. Adamses would frequently watch the Steaks play home games at the George Foreman Stadium and sometimes opened their food truck there on game days.

Recruitment to the Steaks

Adamses’ Blaseball career commenced with the incineration of August Mina at the end of Season 9 as a result of the Kill Your Darling blessing. Adamses had been in the middle of a cooking demonstration when they were suddenly teleported into the Steaks dugout, wearing a Steaks jersey, immediately after the blessing took effect. Though they had no prior Blaseball, let alone splorts, experience, they joined the team in order to avenge their friend. Blaseball analysts are uncertain whether Adamses was recruited due to their connection to Mina, or for more arbitrary reasons. Nevertheless, Adamses fits in well with the Steaks’ philosophy of grillin’ and chillin’, and the team particularly enjoys their signature char siu dish.

As of the end of Season 11 of Internet League Blaseball, Adamses is the only active pitcher in the league with a half-star rating (all other pitchers have at least one star). They are reportedly aware of this fact, and have been observed spending extra time after practice in the bullpen. However, this sometimes leads to overuse injuries such as tendonitis, and Adamses has been advised multiple times by Steaks captain Conner Haley and assistant pitching coach August Mina (who was resurrected as a forest sprite), to take it easy. They have taken this advice to heart and realized that the team welcomes and supports them regardless of their Blaseball skill.

Trivia

• Adamses’ hugs are legendary among their friends and teammates.
• When accompanying teammates to a concert or similarly high-energy venue, Adamses can always be counted upon to bring snacks and water.
• Adamses enjoys programming visual novels for their pre-game ritual.

Gallery

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  Kit Adamses, Leach Herman, and Kline Greenlemon at a team movie night, by @BearOverdrive

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