Kennedy Alstott

Kennedy Alstott
Basic Information
Team	Canada Moist Talkers
Status	Incinerated
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Dates Active	Jul 20–Aug 4, 2020
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None?
Armor	None?
Coffee Style	Coffee?
Blood Type	Blood?
Fate	79
Soulscream	IOEXIIOEXIIAEAEHAEAEHA
Biographical Details
Pronouns	They/Them

Kennedy Alstott was a hitter for the Canada Moist Talkers. Alstott was incinerated on Season 3, Day 19, and was replaced by Lachlan Shelton.

Official League Records

As of Season 5, Alstott has the highest career OBS (On Base Percentage + Slugging) for the playoffs: 1.417.

History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Raised by former Tampa Bay Buccaneers Fullback Mike Alstott, Kennedy Alstott put shame on their family name by choosing to play Blaseball instead of American Football like their father. Alstott continued this disgraceful lineage by siring Charleston Shoe Thieves batter Velazquez Alstott, who is twenty-two.

Alstott did not often hit home runs, but when they did their favorite place to hit a home run was back, and to the left. Back, and to the left. Back. And to the left.