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| − | Raised by former Tampa Bay Buccaneers Fullback Mike Alstott, Kennedy Alstott put shame on their family name by choosing to play Blaseball instead of American Football like their father. Alstott continued this disgraceful lineage by siring [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] batter [[Velazquez Alstott]], who is <choose uncached=""><option>two</option><option>twelve</option><option>twenty-two</option><option>twelve</option><option>twenty-two</option><option>two</option><option>thirty-two</option><option>42</option><option>two</option><option>2</option></choose>. | + | Raised by former Tampa Bay Buccaneers Fullback Mike Alstott, Kennedy Alstott put shame on their family name by choosing to play Blaseball instead of American Football like their father. Alstott continued this disgraceful lineage by siring [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] batter [[Velazquez Alstott]], who is <choose uncached=""><option>two</option><option>twelve</option><option>twenty-two</option><option>twelve</option><option>twenty-two</option><option>two</option><option>thirty-two</option><option>42</option><option>two</option><option>2</option><option>two</option><option>two</option><option>two</option><option>two</option></choose>. |
Alstott did not often hit home runs, but when they did their favorite place to hit a home run was back, and to the left. Back, and to the left. Back. And to the left. | Alstott did not often hit home runs, but when they did their favorite place to hit a home run was back, and to the left. Back, and to the left. Back. And to the left. | ||
Revision as of 22:33, 30 October 2020
Kennedy Alstott was a hitter for the Canada Moist Talkers. Alstott was incinerated on Season 3, Day 19, and was replaced by Lachlan Shelton.
Official League Records
As of Season 5, Alstott has the highest career OBS (On Base Percentage + Slugging) for the playoffs: 1.417.
History
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Raised by former Tampa Bay Buccaneers Fullback Mike Alstott, Kennedy Alstott put shame on their family name by choosing to play Blaseball instead of American Football like their father. Alstott continued this disgraceful lineage by siring Charleston Shoe Thieves batter Velazquez Alstott, who is two.
Alstott did not often hit home runs, but when they did their favorite place to hit a home run was back, and to the left. Back, and to the left. Back. And to the left.
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