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}}'''Kennedy Alstott''' was a hitter for the [[Canada Moist Talkers]]. Alstott was incinerated on [[Season 3]], Day 19, and was replaced by [[Lachlan Shelton]].
 
}}'''Kennedy Alstott''' was a hitter for the [[Canada Moist Talkers]]. Alstott was incinerated on [[Season 3]], Day 19, and was replaced by [[Lachlan Shelton]].
  

Revision as of 03:49, 16 September 2020

Kennedy Alstott was a hitter for the Canada Moist Talkers. Alstott was incinerated on Season 3, Day 19, and was replaced by Lachlan Shelton.


Official League Records

As of Season 5, Alstott has the highest career OBS (On Base Percentage + Slugging) for the playoffs: 1.417.

History

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Raised by former Tampa Bay Buccaneers Fullback Mike Alstott, Kennedy put shame on their family name by choosing to play Blaseball instead of American Football like their father. Kennedy continued this disgraceful lineage by siring Charleston Shoe Thieves batter Velazquez Alstott, who is two.

They didn't often hit home runs, but when they did their favorite place to hit a home run was back, and to the left. Back, and to the left. Back. And to the left.