José Haley

José Haley
Art by @thr33h3ad3ddrag
Basic Information
Team	Chicago Firefighters
Former Team(s)	Mexico City Wild Wings
Status	Incinerated
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Dates Active	Jul 20–Sep 22,2020
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	Mushroom
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Blood transfusion
Coffee Style	Milk Substitute
Blood Type	Grass
Fate	9
Soulscream	XIEIEXIEIEXIHAAOIHAAOIIIAIAIIAIAIEXAEEEXAEEEHIAEEHIAEEHIXIIXIXIIXI
Biographical Details
Pronouns	he/him
Nickname(s)	Home Run
Species	werewolf

José Haley was a lineup player for the Chicago Firefighters. Haley was incinerated on Season 8, Day 36 and replaced by Goobie Ballson. Haley had previously played for the Mexico City Wild Wings.

Official League Record

Haley joined the ILB at the beginning of Season 1 as a hitter for the Mexico City Wild Wings.

At the end of Season 4, Haley was affected by the Mushroom blessing, giving him an Item of the same name.

On Season 7, Day 16, Haley siphoned some of Greer Lott's hitting ability.

During the Season 7 elections, Haley was traded to the Chicago Firefighters in exchange for Axel Cardenas via the Champs in the Making blessing.

History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Haley is a werewolf, having been bitten by a rabid wolf in the parking lot of a Buffalo Wild Wings at the age of 7 and turning into a wolf on every subsequent full moon since. He hails from Cancún, and despite his Buffalo wing-related childhood trauma, his favorite wing is a Buffalo wing.

He goes by the nickname "Home Run."

The Franklin Incident

At some point in time, it was discovered that Howell Franklin of the Houston Spies had obtained lycanthropy from the Wild Wings' werewolf star. According to Haley, Franklin was discovered in the Wild Wings locker room in The Bucket. Both parties claim that the lycanthropic mishap was caused by an accidental bite, an unfortunate result of a teeth-first trip and fall. While the official record of the incident reflects this statement, many rumors have spread about the bite originating from a spicy night of ██████ activities, a night both literally and figuratively saucy. Since then, Haley has been allegedly spotted with a mysterious looking figure in the outskirts of the city. Any question addressed to Haley about these tales is denied quickly, but with a slight blush.

Quotes

"Awooooooooooooooo"

Fan Art

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  by @thr33h3ad3ddrag

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  by @thr33h3ad3ddrag

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  from Wigflip.com

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  Haley while on the Chicago Firefighters by @_PhantomDoodler

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  by @necromngo