Jefferson de la Cruz

Jefferson de la Cruz
Jefferson Delacruz by @0dd0wl
Basic Information
Position	Lineup Player
Team	Philly Pies
Status	active
Batting	(3.8)
Pitching	(1.1)
Defense	(4.4)
Running	(3.8)
Items	None
Dates Active	Jul 20, 2020–present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Spaghetti
Coffee Style	Cream & Sugar
Blood Type	AAA
Fate	20

Jefferson de la Cruz is a lineup player for the Philly Pies, and has been with the team since Season 1.

Official League Records

Delacruz joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Philly Pies with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season 24, Day 61, Delacruz joined the Pies' lineup in exchange for Lotus Mango due to Night.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Personal Life

Delacruz is what appears to be a mass of multi-colored and ever changing strings (for lack of a better term) forming the shape of a body. A former contestant on ‘Jeffpeordy: Jeff across Dimensions Battle Royale’, Delacruz comes from Peru (or at least first appeared on the Immaterial plane there). Xa eventually traveled to Philadelphia to sample it’s many “Scrumptious Submarine Sandwiches known locally as the Hoagie” in fer words.

Delacruz is particularly committed to being as professional as possible, both on and off the field of Blaseball. He is always wearing a cheap business suit carrying business cards for seemingly everyone but zerself. When not playing baseball, Delacruz, or Myst Delacruz as they are known in the profession, is a food critic with xer own personal blog. When jae goes out to review a restaurant, Delacruz always arrives perfectly on time but has been known to leave behind parts of himself. Once finished at the restaurant, Delacruz will then spend a considerable amount of time writing the review for the restaurant. The blog is quite ordinary, both in content and appearance. However when summarizing or rating the food, Delacruz will use adjectives like oblosity, spalout, and football.

Most peculiarly, no one has claimed to see Delacruz actually eat food. An account by Eduardo Woodman, describes witnessing Delacruz approaching a freshly baked pie, covering it with her strings, and after several moments of alarming noises retracting the strings revealing the pie, tin and all, has disappeared. Woodman decided against inquiring any further.

Philly Pies

Nullification

On Season 24, Day 79, the Philly Pies were playing the Yellowstone Magic in Tastycake Stadium. During the Bottom of the 4th, Delacruz stepped up to bat and scored a 6 run home run activating the Black Hole (Black Hole). The Black Hole (Black Hole) became agitated, and nullified the Philly Pies.

While some may have seen this as an accident, or as an inevitable outcome of the Black Hole (Black Hole)’s existence, later interviews with Delacruz revealed it was actually on purpose. According to zem, xer favorite Hoagie Joint in Philly NAME REDACTED had recently been closed down, depriving Delacruz of “the most Oblost meatball in the city. With the cheese melted right on the Hoagie Roll and everything”. Thus Delacruz had to blow up all of blaseball. He did apologize, stating that while their actions were reasonable, they were unprofessional for a workplace environment.

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