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Denzel Scott is a lineup player for the Houston Spies, and has been with the team since Season 1.

Official League Records

Scott joined the ILB as a pitcher at the beginning of Season 1.

On Season 9, Day 52, Scott became a lineup player due to Reverb.

During the Coffee Cup, Scott played for Cream & Sugar United as a lineup player.

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 '''Denzel Scott''' is a lineup player for the [[Houston Spies]], and has been with the team since [[Season 1]].
-== Official League Records ==
+==Official League Records==
 Scott joined the ILB as a pitcher at the beginning of [[Season 1]].
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 During the [[Coffee Cup]], Scott played for [[Cream & Sugar United]] as a lineup player.
-== History ==
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-{{Community Lore}}
-Denzel Scott has become internationally recognised for being the most frequently overlooked player in the Houston Spies, if not the entire league. Scott's reputation for lacking a reputation began at a young age, as they were notorious for being forgotten with an alarming frequency.<ref>Scott, Denzel. ''Pay Attention but Do Not Pay Attention to Me'', Unsuspicious Houston Publishing Co., 2020, 38 p., ISBN 2-1-14-7-2-1-14-7</ref> Capitalising on this local fame, Scott joined the Houston Spies to demonstrate their other great talent—blaseball pitching (though, ironically, they are currently tied for the Spies' worst pitcher, alongside [[Donia Bailey]]). This also granted them the opportunity to demonstrate their incredible forgettability on a national stage. Over the course of their career, Scott has managed to become one of the splort's most recognisable stars by being its least recognisable star.
-Scott has a normal personal life—perfectly average, in fact. They are 52 years old, with a bachelor's degree in business management, a loving spouse, exactly 2.5 children, and a two bedroom house in eastern Houston built in the late 1970s, 26.1 minutes away from the Spies' stadium. They are so aggressively normal that they seem to have built up an inexplicable immunity to the supernatural, eldritch, weird, or otherwise interesting abilities of other blaseball players.
-Documented examples include:
-* Complimenting the eye color of Math Velazquez, despite the fact that Math is a metaphysical construct of the entire mathematical discipline, and therefore does not have a face.
-* Reporting no memory of having raised Son Scotch, but treating them as one of Scott's 2.5 children anyway, since according to them, "it's only polite".
-* Recognizing the true nature of Collins Melon, thereby forcing Melon to offer Scott a lifetime supply of (thankfully non sentient) melons to secure their silence.
-If there are more examples of this singular phenomenon, they have likely been forgotten, along with so much else about the famously obscure Denzel Scott.
-Scott's existence, and the facts of their condition, are the closest that we likely will ever get to proof positive of the Spies' spying. Logic dictates that they are one of the team's greatest assets, and would be a treasure trove of information about the Spies' covert activities, if only the team would officially recognize that Scott exists at all.
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