Core Mechanics/Season 22

🛠️ Core Mechanics
Season 22
Dates	June 28, 2021 - July 4, 2021
← Previous	Season 21
Next →	Season 23
Results
Overall Record	55-44
Wins	62
Partytime	Day 93
Divine Favor	12
Division	3rd in Mild High
League	6th in Mild League
ILB Placement	11th overall
Modifiers	Maintenance ModeWhenever a Player on this Team is Impaired, they'll receive the Fourth Out for the remainder of the game.  Over SaltedThis Team earns double payouts on Stale Popcorn.
Renovations	PsychoAcousticsIn Feedback or Reverb, PsychoAcoustics will occasionally Echo one of the Away Team's mods to the Home Team, for game-long use.  Secret BaseThe Secret Base is a hidden base beyond 2nd that allows a baserunner to hide between innings.  Echo ChamberIn Reverb, Echo Chambers will occasionally provide Reverberating and Repeating modifications to Players for game-long use.  SweetenerSweetener makes Beanings & Free Refills more likely in Coffee & Coffee Two weathers, and lowers the chance of losing Triple Threat.  Salmon CannonsSalmon Cannons have a chance of expelling pests from your Ballpark. Salmon Cannons can prevent Consumer attacks and send players on the away team Elsewhere.  Fax MachineThe Fax Machine will swap the Home Team's pitcher for their best Shadows Pitcher whenever they've allowed 10+ Runs in a game.  SmithyThe Smithy will occasionally repair Items for Players playing in this Ballpark.  HoopsWhen a Player hits a Home Run, the next batter can go up for an alley oop to score an extra Run.  LCD SoundsystemThe LCD Soundsystem will boost both Players involved in a Feedback swap by 5%.  Peanut MisterA Peanut Mister will occasionally cure a Player of their peanut allergy. Peanut Misters can also remove the Superallergic modification from players.  Flood BalloonsA medium, permanent amount of negative eDensity is added for each Flood in this Ballpark.  Flood PumpsFlood Pumps will prevent Flooding weather from making your Ballpark filthier.
Light Switch	OFF
League Info
Active Rules	Eat The RichAt the end of each Season, the Fans with the top 1% of Coins will have their funds redistributed throughout the 99%.  Party TimeA Team will enter Party Time if receiving 1 Win per remaining game would not land them in the Postseason. In Party Time, they'll receive random Stat Boosts from Partying. See also: Glossary  Wild CardsAt the end of the regular season, 1 Wild Card will be drawn at random from the remaining Teams in each Sub-League to receive a Postseason Birth.  Based EvolutionEvery Third Championship a Team wins will cause the Team and its Players to Evolve. Players that round the phylogenic Bases will get to go Home.  Free WillsThe bottom four finishing Teams in the League will receive an extra Will in that Season's Election.  All You Can EatFans are free to buy and discard Snack Slots in their Snack Pack. The number of Slots they have will determine their Payout Modifier for all Snacks. The less slots, the higher the Payout Modifier.  Community ChestAnytime 3000 Runs are accumulated league-wide, every Team will receive an Item Crate for a random active Player on their Team.  FairgroundsAll games have a chance of being Prize Matches, in which the winning Team will open an Item Crate.  Hype TrainShaming your opponent will build Hype in your Ballpark.  RatificationRenovations built by at least 18 Teams will be Ratified into Non-Physical Law for the entire League.  Hotel MotelThe Hotel Motel will occasionally create Holiday Innings during the Earlseason, where you Party instead of Score.  TurntablesBallpark: Any Win earned from a non-loss in this Ballpark during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin. League: Any Win earned from a non-loss during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin.  The UnderbracketEvery Postseason, the bottom finishing Teams will compete in the Underbracket while the top finishing Teams compete in the standard Overbracket.  Sun(Sun)All Wins and Unwins earned will be Squared.  TunnelsTunnels allow the Home Team to steal from the Away Team in this Ballpark.  Sun 30When a game enters Extra Innings, both Teams will immediately earn 1 Win.  BalloonsA small, permanent amount of negative eDensity is added for each Run or Win earned in this Ballpark.  Bird HotelWhen the Home Team parties, a number of Birds will come join the Party.  VoicemailWhen the Home Team is shut out in this Ballpark, they'll swap the worst Batter in their Lineup with the best Batter in their Shadows.  Sun .1Weather. Each Run scored is worth .1 more per Inning.
Roster Changes
Date Change Cause 22 103 - Gia Holbrook + Kelvin Drumsolo 🛠️ Voicemail 22 203 - Mira Lemma + Shirai McElroy 🛠️ Voicemail 22 103 - Cannonball Sports + Allan Kranch 🛠️ Voicemail 22 103 - Augusto Reddick + Cannonball Sports 🛠️ Voicemail 22 LS03 + Valentine Games II 🛠️ Gift Shop Valentine Games, Cleanup Edition 22 LS03 + Liquid Friend VIII 🛠️ Gift Shop Liquid Friend, Mint Edition 22 LS03 + Cote Loveless III 🛠️ Gift Shop Cote Loveless, Spicy Edition 22 LS03 + Uncle Plasma VIII 🛠️ Gift Shop Uncle Plasma, Mint Edition 22 EL03 - Torus McGhee 🎸 Blessing (🎸) Gachapon 22 EL03 - Jolene Willowtree + Ilane Snart 🛠️ Will (🛠️) Roster Swap 22 EL07 - Valentine Games II Dust 22 EL07 - Liquid Friend VIII Dust 22 EL07 - Cote Loveless III Dust 22 EL07 - Uncle Plasma VIII Dust
Latesiesta
Renovations	The Pillars' Light Switch is now OFF +  Phantom Thieves' GuildIf the Home Team loses by 9 Runs in this Ballpark, they will steal from their opponent's Shadows. +  Flood Pumps
Gift Shop	Valentine Games, Cleanup Edition: +Valentine Games II, Lineup -  DustThis Player is waiting to be Dusted off. Liquid Friend, Mint Edition: +Liquid Friend VIII, Lineup +  YolkedThis Player is Yolked! Cote Loveless, Spicy Edition: +Cote Loveless III, Lineup +  SpicySpicy batters will be Red Hot when they get three consecutive hits. Uncle Plasma, Mint Edition: +Uncle Plasma VIII, Rotation +  Yolked
Other Events	Ratification: -  Phantom Thieves' Guild Uncle Plasma and Liquid Friend are stronger together! Uncle Plasma VIII +  Yolked Liquid Friend VIII +  Yolked

Starting Roster

Lineup	Rotation
Mira Lemma Cannonball Sports Christian Combs Gia Holbrook Augusto Reddick Adelaide Judochop	Zoey Kirchner Mindy Kugel Jolene Willowtree
Shadows
Ovid Schofield Arches Candle Kofi Gildehaus Spiff Piazza Allan Kranch Manu Candle Fenry Eggburt Quinns Jespersen Rufus Kiddo Shirai McElroy Eddie Nakatamo Torus McGhee Kaj Murphy Bottles Suljak Jasper Ji-Eun Kelvin Andante Kelvin Drumsolo Dashiell Drumsolo Bees Taswell Ilane Snart Meera Tables