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Revision as of 22:27, 17 September 2020
Beans McBlase is a lineup player for the Canada Moist Talkers and has been with the team since Season 7, Day 33 replacing Antonio Wallace due to incineration.
Official League Records
On Season 7, Day 61, McBlase siphoned some of Philly Pies batter Nolanestophia Patterson's defensive ability in a game with Blooddrain weather, bringing it from to .
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
History
Hailing from the fleet of cruise ships making up the city of Hamilton, Ontario, McBlase is an attorney for the Canadian Centre for Occupational Health and Safety. Originally earning her law degree from UVic, she worked for various law firms across several years before being hired by CCOHS.
Beans is her very long cat.
After a series of incinerations struck the Canada Moist Talkers in season 7 - including labour union representative Kiki Familia - the Canadian Centre for Occupational Health and Safety sent attorneys Beans & McBlase to look into the matter.
The pair arrived at Gleek Arena to discuss the potential for financial compensation with the Moist Talkers. However, due to a series of clerical errors, the ‘&’ was dropped and ‘Beans McBlase’ was drafted into the ILB as a singular player. Onlooker's present reported McBlase as indignant over the proceedings, while Beans was reported as "soft" and "adorable". Attempts to have the error fixed have been ignored by the league wholesale.
With legal recourse stymied, Beans & McBlase have begun to settle into their new lives at Gleek Arena. McBlase has been collecting refunds on falsely advertised waterproof business suits while leaving the actual splort of blaseball up to Beans.
Gallery
Players | Batters | |
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Pitchers | ||
Shadows | ||
Buried | Bennett Takahashi · Justice Valenzuela · Stephanie Winters · Cell Longarms | |
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Stats | Season (NEW) | 1 |
Season (Beta) | 1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11 · 12 · 13 · 14 · 15 · 16 · 17 · 18 · 19 · 20 · 21 · 22 · 23· 24 | |
Circuit | Gamma 2 · Gamma 3 · Gamma 4 | |
Ballpark | Gleek Arena | |
Community Lore | ||
Staff | Michel É. Moose and Chalky Hoodwinkle · THE MAW · Belligerent Phlegm Receptacle · The Moist Owlette · H O R K · The ORB | |
Places | Halifax · Canada | |
History | Canada Moist Talkers' History | |
Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
TALK SPIT, GET HITS |