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'''Baldwin Breadwinner''' is a lineup player for the [[Baltimore Crabs]] and has been with the team since the [[Season 10#Election Results|Season 10 elections]]. Breadwinner previously played for the [[Hawai'i Fridays]] and [[Unlimited Tacos]].
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was a lineup player for the [[Boston Flowers]], and was with the team from the {{BetaSeason|22#Election Results|@ elections}} until [[Fall Ball]]. Breadwinner has played for the [[Baltimore Crabs]], [[Unlimited Tacos]], [[Miami Dale]], [[Hawai'i Fridays]], [[Dallas Steaks]], [[Yellowstone Magic]], [[Hades Tigers]], and [[Tokyo Lift]].
  
 
==Official League Records==
 
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Breadwinner joined the league in [[Season 1]], playing for the [[Los Angeles Tacos]].
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Breadwinner joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Los Angeles Tacos]] with {{BetaSeason|1|the Return of Blaseball}}.
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After the {{BetaSeason|3#Election Results|@ elections}}, Breadwinner was briefly known as Wyatt Mason due to [[The Wyatt Masoning]]. Breadwinner's full name was repaired due to [[The Unmasoning]].
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On {{BetaSeason|4}}, Day 82, Breadwinner exchanged to the [[Hawai'i Fridays]] due to [[feedback]]. Breadwinner was replaced by [[Basilio Fig]].
  
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After the [[Season 3#Election Results|Season 3 Elections]], Breadwinner was briefly known as Wyatt Mason due to [[The Wyatt Masoning]]. Breadwinner's full name was repaired due to [[The Unmasoning]].
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During the {{BetaSeason|5#Election Results|@ elections}}, Breadwinner's batting and baserunning fell {{Star Rating|0.5}} as a part of the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]' {{BetaSeason|5#Blessings|'''Bad Neighbors'''}} blessing.
  
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On [[Season 4]], Day 82, Breadwinner was affected by a [[feedback]] swap and began playing for the [[Hawai'i Fridays]], replacing [[Basilio Fig]].
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On {{BetaSeason|8}}, Day 31, Breadwinner swallowed a [[Peanuts|peanut]] and had an [[Peanuts (weather)#Reactions|allergic]] reaction, resulting in a combined {{Star Change|9.2|4.9}} stat decrease.
  
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During the [[Season 5#Election Results|Season 5 election]], Breadwinner's batting and baserunning fell half a star as a part of the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]'s '''Bad Neighbors''' blessing.
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On {{BetaSeason|10}}, Day 66, Breadwinner's defensive ability was siphoned by [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] hitter [[Richardson Games]] in a game with Blooddrain weather.
  
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During the [[Season 10#Election%20Results|Season 10 election]], Breadwinner was traded to the [[Baltimore Crabs]] for [[Sutton Dreamy]] due to the Fridays' '''People's Champion''' blessing.
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During the {{BetaSeason|10#Election Results|@ elections}}, Breadwinner was traded to the [[Baltimore Crabs]] for [[Sutton Dreamy]] via the {{BetaSeason|10#Blessings|'''People's Champion'''}} blessing.
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During the {{BetaSeason|12#Election Results|@ elections}}, Breadwinner's defense was increased by {{Star Change|2.5|3.4}} as a result of the Crabs' {{BetaSeason|12#Blessings|'''The Rack'''}} blessing.
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On {{BetaSeason|13}}, Day 23, Breadwinner swallowed a [[Peanuts|peanut]] and had an [[Peanuts (weather)#Reactions|allergic]] reaction, resulting in a combined {{Star Change|9.8|5.4}} stat decrease.
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Breadwinner was traded to the [[Miami Dale]] in exchange for [[Logan Horseman]] during the {{BetaSeason|13#Election Results|@ elections}} via the Crabs' {{BetaSeason|13#Wills|'''Exchange'''}} will.
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Breadwinner was traded back to the [[Baltimore Crabs]] in exchange for [[Logan Horseman]] during the {{BetaSeason|14#Election Results|@ elections}} via the Dale's {{BetaSeason|14#Wills|'''Exchange'''}} will. Breadwinner was then traded to the [[Hawai'i Fridays]] in exchange for [[Alyssa Harrell]] via the Fridays' '''Exchange''' will.
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During the {{BetaSeason|15#Election Results|@ elections}}, Breadwinner's stats were rerolled and they gained the {{ModLink|Alternate}} and {{ModLink|Parasite}} modifications as a result of the Fridays' {{BetaSeason|15#Wills|'''Alternate Trust'''}} will.
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During the {{BetaSeason|16#Election Results|@ elections}}, Breadwinner became a pitcher via the Fridays' {{BetaSeason|16#Wills|'''Move'''}} will.
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During the {{BetaSeason|17#Election Results|@ elections}}, Breadwinner was traded to the [[Dallas Steaks]] with no return via the {{BetaSeason|17#Blessings|'''Alternator'''}} blessing.
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On {{BetaSeason|22}}, Day 84, Breadwinner stole [[Items#Legendary Items|'''The Fifth Base''']] from [[Jaxon Buckley]] at the [[George Fourman Stadium]] via the {{ModLink|Ratification|Ratified}} {{ModLink|Tunnels}}. On Day 90, Breadwinner then {{ModLink|Super Roamin'|super roamed}} to the [[Yellowstone Magic]]. On Day 99, Breadwinner '''super roamed''' to the [[Hades Tigers]]. On Day 108, Breadwinner '''super roamed''' to the [[Tokyo Lift]]. During the {{BetaSeason|22#Election Results|@ elections}}, Breadwinner '''super roamed''' to the [[Boston Flowers]].
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Over the course of {{BetaSeason|23}}, Breadwinner entered and exited the Flowers' [[Shadows]] four times as a result of [[Boston Garden]] {{ModLink|Fax Machine}} and {{ModLink|Voicemail}} events, ending the Season on the lineup.
  
 
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File:Baldwin Breadwinner TLOPPS.jpg|Season 8 Baldwin Breadwinner TLOPPS card by [https://mobile.twitter.com/hashtag7thson @william7th]
 
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Latest revision as of 13:00, 21 February 2023

Baldwin Breadwinner was a lineup player for the Boston Flowers, and was with the team from the Season β22 elections until Fall Ball. Breadwinner has played for the Baltimore Crabs, Unlimited Tacos, Miami Dale, Hawai'i Fridays, Dallas Steaks, Yellowstone Magic, Hades Tigers, and Tokyo Lift.

Official League Records

Breadwinner joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Los Angeles Tacos with the Return of Blaseball.

After the Season β3 elections, Breadwinner was briefly known as Wyatt Mason due to The Wyatt Masoning. Breadwinner's full name was repaired due to The Unmasoning.

On Season β4, Day 82, Breadwinner exchanged to the Hawai'i Fridays due to feedback. Breadwinner was replaced by Basilio Fig.

During the Season β5 elections, Breadwinner's batting and baserunning fell as a part of the Charleston Shoe Thieves' Bad Neighbors blessing.

On Season β8, Day 31, Breadwinner swallowed a peanut and had an allergic reaction, resulting in a combined 9.2 → 4.9 stat decrease.

On Season β10, Day 66, Breadwinner's defensive ability was siphoned by Charleston Shoe Thieves hitter Richardson Games in a game with Blooddrain weather.

During the Season β10 elections, Breadwinner was traded to the Baltimore Crabs for Sutton Dreamy via the People's Champion blessing.

During the Season β12 elections, Breadwinner's defense was increased by 2.5 → 3.4 as a result of the Crabs' The Rack blessing.

On Season β13, Day 23, Breadwinner swallowed a peanut and had an allergic reaction, resulting in a combined 9.8 → 5.4 stat decrease.

Breadwinner was traded to the Miami Dale in exchange for Logan Horseman during the Season β13 elections via the Crabs' Exchange will.

Breadwinner was traded back to the Baltimore Crabs in exchange for Logan Horseman during the Season β14 elections via the Dale's Exchange will. Breadwinner was then traded to the Hawai'i Fridays in exchange for Alyssa Harrell via the Fridays' Exchange will.

During the Season β15 elections, Breadwinner's stats were rerolled and they gained the Alternate and Parasite modifications as a result of the Fridays' Alternate Trust will.

During the Season β16 elections, Breadwinner became a pitcher via the Fridays' Move will.

During the Season β17 elections, Breadwinner was traded to the Dallas Steaks with no return via the Alternator blessing.

On Season β22, Day 84, Breadwinner stole The Fifth Base from Jaxon Buckley at the George Fourman Stadium via the Ratified Tunnels. On Day 90, Breadwinner then super roamed to the Yellowstone Magic. On Day 99, Breadwinner super roamed to the Hades Tigers. On Day 108, Breadwinner super roamed to the Tokyo Lift. During the Season β22 elections, Breadwinner super roamed to the Boston Flowers.

Over the course of Season β23, Breadwinner entered and exited the Flowers' Shadows four times as a result of Boston Garden Fax Machine and Voicemail events, ending the Season on the lineup.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Baldwin Breadwinner Files

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Early Life

Baldwin Breadwinner's life history is surprisingly shrouded in mystery. She has no known living or unliving relatives, and despite her having had a legal name change,[1] all documents concerning her past had been mysteriously wisped into the air, floating along the harsh breeze until they met the document-destroying jaws of a nearby incinerator. When asked about this in various interviews, Breadwinner responded vaguely, saying

Yeah, I tried to make a pact with the Dark God Beelzeblase in order to give up half my life in order to completely erase my past, among other things. I'm not really sure if it went through, since the summoning was pretty sloppy, and I didn't see anything or anyone when I started dripping my blood in, but a day later, all of my "The Game of Life" boards that were sitting in my closet had been cut in half. So, you know. Maybe that worked, but the Dark God probably misunderstood the deal.

When pressed on her name before her legal change, Breadwinner was recorded as speaking it, but the interviewing correspondent suddenly became deaf, her vision became completely red, and she vomited out an unknown, jet black substance that melted through the floor. The recording glitches around the moment she says her name. Breadwinner, soon after, responds with "Hey! Thanks for the assist, bro," and the correspondent recovered from their demonic episode a few hours later.

Other interviewers attempted to follow up on details concerning her deals with the Dark God Beelzeblase, but she wasn't really too sure what worked and what didn't herself. "I tried to make a deal with him to make me an ungodly powerful Blaseball player," she states. She continues, saying "But he said 'man, no, that sounds boring as hell. why don't you just get good,' so I did that instead." Various other attempted deals with the devil were largely frivolous.

Bread Winning Controversy

Baldwin Breadwinner is known for only ever eating meals that include bread in them. Whether this means common foods such as toast and sandwiches, or less common bread-based meals such as breadcrumb-covered meatballs and bruschetta, she sticks to this diet very strictly. As a result of this, she's had to clash against her own former team management, as she would often be forced to hold, or even eat, a taco for promotional material. Eventually, she got her wish, and ever since, she had usually been seen in these promotional materials with a lone Subway sandwich as everyone else enjoys their taco.

Some members of the team have attempted to get her to try a taco by encasing the taco materials within bread, or sprinkling breadcrumbs on the taco. Breadwinner's statement on the subject is that doing so sort of defeats the point of a taco. People eventually decided to stop questioning this.

More Bread

Within the Unlimited Los Angeli, wherein time and space are suggestion, not law, Baldwin Breadwinner was surprised and excited to find that all of her bats had been replaced by stale baguettes.

Feedback to the Fridays

On Day 82 of season 4, Fletcher Yamamoto baked a particularly transcendent loaf of bread during his pre-game ritual and had it on display at the Fridays' third base snack cart. Those by the cart report that they heard Breadwinner say between mouthfuls of bread, "I wish this loaf lasted forever." Our Lady of Perpetual Friday obliged.

Since joining the Fridays, Breadwinner has reported that from now on she will only be wearing loafers during games.

There are unconfirmed rumors that Alyssa Harrell and Breadwinner have been seen making bread together.[2][3]

Reflections

Baldwin has reported issues with demons appearing in reflective surfaces near her, having heard about her deal with Beelzeblase and wanting to “get in on that action.” The varieties of these demons vary significantly as do the methods of dealing with them. Lesser demonic entities can be dealt with either a small spray bottle of holy water she keeps on hand, or just harsh language. Others will only appear when Baldwin is alone in an attempt to catch her off guard, a strategy that Baldwin quickly dealt with by having other players around when she wants to fix her hair or put on make-up. After joining the Crabs many were happy for the opportunity to converse with her, but this duty has been taken up gleefully by Evelton McBlase II who uses the time to explain their latest scheme with magic markers on the mirror in question.

Not all of these guests are unwelcome however, as Baldwin has also received visitors that are just eager for gossip and conversation, something she is willing to entertain because some circle demons are great conversationalists. The strangest of all seems to be Since joining the Crabs for ascension, Baldwin has described a “ghost of a ghost” that seems to be appearing not only in reflections, but in her dreams as well. While she hasn’t engaged with it directly Baldwin described it as “annoyingly persistent” and complained that “she won’t just tell me what she wants”.

Trivia

  • Breadwinner is the loving mother of three children, and plays Blaseball to support them. She also serves her team as a motherly figure, particularly to the Friday’s own York Silk.

Fan Works

  1. ↑ This does not refer to The Wyatt Masoning.
  2. ↑ https://twitter.com/Thelonious_Junk/status/1307327244675813379
  3. ↑ https://twitter.com/Thelonious_Junk/status/1310001495761453056

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