Difference between revisions of "Baldwin Breadwinner"

Latest revision as of 13:00, 21 February 2023

Baldwin Breadwinner was a lineup player for the Boston Flowers, and was with the team from the Season β22 elections until Fall Ball. Breadwinner has played for the Baltimore Crabs, Unlimited Tacos, Miami Dale, Hawai'i Fridays, Dallas Steaks, Yellowstone Magic, Hades Tigers, and Tokyo Lift.

Official League Records

Breadwinner joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Los Angeles Tacos with the Return of Blaseball.

After the Season β3 elections, Breadwinner was briefly known as Wyatt Mason due to The Wyatt Masoning. Breadwinner's full name was repaired due to The Unmasoning.

On Season β4, Day 82, Breadwinner exchanged to the Hawai'i Fridays due to feedback. Breadwinner was replaced by Basilio Fig.

During the Season β5 elections, Breadwinner's batting and baserunning fell as a part of the Charleston Shoe Thieves' Bad Neighbors blessing.

On Season β8, Day 31, Breadwinner swallowed a peanut and had an allergic reaction, resulting in a combined 9.2 → 4.9 stat decrease.

On Season β10, Day 66, Breadwinner's defensive ability was siphoned by Charleston Shoe Thieves hitter Richardson Games in a game with Blooddrain weather.

During the Season β10 elections, Breadwinner was traded to the Baltimore Crabs for Sutton Dreamy via the People's Champion blessing.

During the Season β12 elections, Breadwinner's defense was increased by 2.5 → 3.4 as a result of the Crabs' The Rack blessing.

On Season β13, Day 23, Breadwinner swallowed a peanut and had an allergic reaction, resulting in a combined 9.8 → 5.4 stat decrease.

Breadwinner was traded to the Miami Dale in exchange for Logan Horseman during the Season β13 elections via the Crabs' Exchange will.

Breadwinner was traded back to the Baltimore Crabs in exchange for Logan Horseman during the Season β14 elections via the Dale's Exchange will. Breadwinner was then traded to the Hawai'i Fridays in exchange for Alyssa Harrell via the Fridays' Exchange will.

During the Season β15 elections, Breadwinner's stats were rerolled and they gained the Alternate and Parasite modifications as a result of the Fridays' Alternate Trust will.

During the Season β16 elections, Breadwinner became a pitcher via the Fridays' Move will.

During the Season β17 elections, Breadwinner was traded to the Dallas Steaks with no return via the Alternator blessing.

On Season β22, Day 84, Breadwinner stole The Fifth Base from Jaxon Buckley at the George Fourman Stadium via the Ratified Tunnels. On Day 90, Breadwinner then super roamed to the Yellowstone Magic. On Day 99, Breadwinner super roamed to the Hades Tigers. On Day 108, Breadwinner super roamed to the Tokyo Lift. During the Season β22 elections, Breadwinner super roamed to the Boston Flowers.

Over the course of Season β23, Breadwinner entered and exited the Flowers' Shadows four times as a result of Boston Garden Fax Machine and Voicemail events, ending the Season on the lineup.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Baldwin Breadwinner Files

Dust billows as the file box lands on the table. While many archives in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill are unified in some way, this... definitely isn’t one of them. The accompanying Rumor Registry explains all of the contents... wherever it is... but for now you grab the folder labelled IF-1667 and start reading...

AVAST!
The waters beyond this point are uncharted, tales from distant shores echoed back into our reality.

Background

The following accounts can be traced to a single leather-bound journal originally found in a locked wooden chest alongside a sextant-like device of indeterminate origin and a shell that matches no known species of mollusc. The chest was located in a storage room in the Legscraper’s lower levels that was described as “smelling faintly of the sea”. Subsequent attempts to locate and navigate to said room have been unsuccessful thus far. The journal details the exploits of the crew of a large sailing vessel, The Tokyo Adrift, descriptions of which are largely consistent with mid-17th century galleons.

With The Tokyo Adrift

Despite only sailing with the Adrift for nine nights, the brief appearance of infamous diabolist Baldwin Breadwinner featured in the journals of many of her crewmates during that period and continued to sporadically be referenced until the ship's disappearance in 1667.

The crew of the Adrift awoke one night to the sound of carnivals and revelry, and a ship emerged from out of the fog on their port, poised as if to board. A journal entry from Domino Bootleg, who had at the time been awake on watch, noted that although the fog-wreathed vessel appeared completely uninhabited, a cacophony of spirited voices and music filled the air to bursting. Just as Captain Strongbody drew in a breath to order the Adrift to withdraw to a safe distance to attack, the strange boat at once grew silent and a solitary figure appeared on the empty deck, calling out to the Adrift. Her voice was rough but her demeanor was anything but as she introduced herself with precise words that left no doubt of who she was. She was the diabolist Baldwin Breadwinner, and the Adrift would soon require her services if they wished to weather what was ahead. As she informed the Captain, there was no room left for argument in her tone, and the Adrift found themselves with a new crewmate.

Terrell Bradley claimed she looked familiar to someone he had met on a ship under a different flag many years ago, but said that if Breadwinner was her, she was much changed. Breadwinner appeared as if only half-alive, as the entirety of her left arm, shoulder, and the left side of her face was bare weathered bone that was akin to driftwood in its texture. Often her bones were wreathed in shadows that shifted and stretched out around her into articulated limbs almost resembling that of a scorpion, spider, crab, or, as the ship's quartermaster would swear it, countless faces. While onboard the Adrift, Breadwinner completed her share of work without ever being caught in the act of manual labor. Instead, she spent her time challenging her crewmates to games, though many suspected this was a ploy to start debates and conversations which she would end as soon as she found whatever it was she was looking for. As a whole, the crew found her discomforting. Captain Strongbody, who in many ways was seen by his crew as just as strange and severe as Breadwinner following his return from his 44-day absence, was an exception and the two often retreated below deck to plot.

As her ninth night on board the Adrift came to an end Breadwinner departed as suddenly as she had appeared. It wasn't until the next morning that the crew came to the realization that she had taken the the Knight, Triumphant, with her.

Fan Works

Season 3 card, by @p_a_mcg
art by @CocacolaGarlic
Season 8 Baldwin Breadwinner TLOPPS card by @william7th
Baldwin and her loving children, Art by @ConcordForge
Art by @GlassGoblin
Art of Baldwin by @Oddsquint
Art by @Glassgoblin
Art by @oddsquint
Breadwinner and her juggling act, by @saltbuzzard
Baldwin Breadwinner of the Boston Flowers, art by twitter.com/Kidror19

@@ Line 1: / Line 1: @@
-{{Player
+{{NewAutomatedPlayer
 | title1={{{PAGENAME}}}
 <!-- Use the filename with the file type, but without the File: or Image: prefix-->
@@ Line 8: / Line 8: @@
 <!-- IN GAME NAMES ONLY -->
 | alias=Wyatt Mason
-| team=[[Baltimore Crabs]]
+| former=[[Unlimited Tacos]], [[Baltimore Crabs]], [[Miami Dale]], [[Hawai'i Fridays]], [[Dallas Steaks]], [[Yellowstone Magic]], [[Hades Tigers]], [[Tokyo Lift]], [[Boston Flowers]]
-| former=[[Unlimited Tacos]], [[Hawai'i Fridays]]
+| modifications=[[Nullified]]
-| status=Active
 | dates=Jul 20, 2020–present
-<!-- Records: Statistical Information -->
-| batting={{Star Rating|2.0}}
-| pitching={{Star Rating|2.0}}
-| baserunning={{Star Rating|2.5}}
-| defense={{Star Rating|2.5}}
-| modifications=
-| item=None
-| armor=None
 | evolution=Base
-| ritual=Gaming
-| coffee=Coffee?
-| blood=O No
-| fate=39
-| soulscream=OHEAUOHEAUOHIAOXHIAOXHHAAEHHAAEHHEOAAIEOAAIEOOAAHOOAAHOAIIXXAIIXXAAHAUXAHAUXAIUAUOIUAUOI
 | pronouns=She/Her
 | side_hustle=Fursuit Commissions
@@ Line 33: / Line 19: @@
 | uuid  =e4034192-4dc6-4901-bb30-07fe3cf77b5e
 }}
-'''Baldwin Breadwinner''' is a lineup player for the [[Baltimore Crabs]] and has been with the team since the [[Season 10#Election Results|Season 10 elections]]. Breadwinner previously played for the [[Hawai'i Fridays]] and [[Unlimited Tacos]].
+'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was a lineup player for the [[Boston Flowers]], and was with the team from the {{BetaSeason|22#Election Results|@ elections}} until [[Fall Ball]]. Breadwinner has played for the [[Baltimore Crabs]], [[Unlimited Tacos]], [[Miami Dale]], [[Hawai'i Fridays]], [[Dallas Steaks]], [[Yellowstone Magic]], [[Hades Tigers]], and [[Tokyo Lift]].
 ==Official League Records==
-Breadwinner joined the league in [[Season 1]], playing for the [[Los Angeles Tacos]].
+Breadwinner joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Los Angeles Tacos]] with {{BetaSeason|1|the Return of Blaseball}}.
-After the [[Season 3#Election Results|Season 3 Elections]], Breadwinner was briefly known as Wyatt Mason due to [[The Wyatt Masoning]]. Breadwinner's full name was repaired due to [[The Unmasoning]].
+After the {{BetaSeason|3#Election Results|@ elections}}, Breadwinner was briefly known as Wyatt Mason due to [[The Wyatt Masoning]]. Breadwinner's full name was repaired due to [[The Unmasoning]].
-On [[Season 4]], Day 82, Breadwinner was affected by a [[feedback]] swap and began playing for the [[Hawai'i Fridays]], replacing [[Basilio Fig]].
+On {{BetaSeason|4}}, Day 82, Breadwinner exchanged to the [[Hawai'i Fridays]] due to [[feedback]]. Breadwinner was replaced by [[Basilio Fig]].
-During the [[Season 5#Election Results|Season 5 election]], Breadwinner's batting and baserunning fell half a star as a part of the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]'s '''Bad Neighbors''' blessing.
+During the {{BetaSeason|5#Election Results|@ elections}}, Breadwinner's batting and baserunning fell {{Star Rating|0.5}} as a part of the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]' {{BetaSeason|5#Blessings|'''Bad Neighbors'''}} blessing.
-During the [[Season 10#Election%20Results|Season 10 election]], Breadwinner was traded to the [[Baltimore Crabs]] for [[Sutton Dreamy]] due to the Fridays' '''People's Champion''' blessing.
+On {{BetaSeason|8}}, Day 31, Breadwinner swallowed a [[Peanuts|peanut]] and had an [[Peanuts (weather)#Reactions|allergic]] reaction, resulting in a combined {{Star Change|9.2|4.9}} stat decrease.
-{{Community Lore}}
+On {{BetaSeason|10}}, Day 66, Breadwinner's defensive ability was siphoned by [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] hitter [[Richardson Games]] in a game with Blooddrain weather.
-==Early Life==
-Baldwin Breadwinner's life history is surprisingly shrouded in mystery. She has no known living or unliving relatives, and despite her having had a legal name change,<ref>This does not refer to [[The Wyatt Masoning]].</ref> all documents concerning her past had been mysteriously wisped into the air, floating along the harsh breeze until they met the document-destroying jaws of a nearby incinerator. When asked about this in various interviews, Breadwinner responded vaguely, saying <blockquote>Yeah, I tried to make a pact with the Dark God Beelzeblase in order to give up half my life in order to completely erase my past, among other things. I'm not really sure if it went through, since the summoning was pretty sloppy, and I didn't see anything or anyone when I started dripping my blood in, but a day later, all of my "The Game of Life" boards that were sitting in my closet had been cut in half. So, you know. Maybe that worked, but the Dark God probably misunderstood the deal.</blockquote>
-When pressed on her name before her legal change, Breadwinner was recorded as speaking it, but the interviewing correspondent suddenly became deaf, her vision became completely red, and she vomited out an unknown, jet black substance that melted through the floor. The recording glitches around the moment she says her name. Breadwinner, soon after, responds with "Hey! Thanks for the assist, bro," and the correspondent recovered from their demonic episode a few hours later.
+During the {{BetaSeason|10#Election Results|@ elections}}, Breadwinner was traded to the [[Baltimore Crabs]] for [[Sutton Dreamy]] via the {{BetaSeason|10#Blessings|'''People's Champion'''}} blessing.
-Other interviewers attempted to follow up on details concerning her deals with the Dark God Beelzeblase, but she wasn't really too sure what worked and what didn't herself. "I tried to make a deal with him to make me an ungodly powerful Blaseball player," she states. She continues, saying "But he said 'man, no, that sounds boring as hell. why don't you just get good,' so I did that instead." Various other attempted deals with the devil were largely frivolous.
+During the {{BetaSeason|12#Election Results|@ elections}}, Breadwinner's defense was increased by {{Star Change|2.5|3.4}} as a result of the Crabs' {{BetaSeason|12#Blessings|'''The Rack'''}} blessing.
-==Bread Winning Controversy==
+On {{BetaSeason|13}}, Day 23, Breadwinner swallowed a [[Peanuts|peanut]] and had an [[Peanuts (weather)#Reactions|allergic]] reaction, resulting in a combined {{Star Change|9.8|5.4}} stat decrease.
-Baldwin Breadwinner is known for only ever eating meals that include bread in them. Whether this means common foods such as toast and sandwiches, or less common bread-based meals such as breadcrumb-covered meatballs and bruschetta, she sticks to this diet very strictly. As a result of this, she's had to clash against her own former team management, as she would often be forced to hold, or even eat, a taco for promotional material. Eventually, she got her wish, and ever since, she had usually been seen in these promotional materials with a lone Subway sandwich as everyone else enjoys their taco.
+Breadwinner was traded to the [[Miami Dale]] in exchange for [[Logan Horseman]] during the {{BetaSeason|13#Election Results|@ elections}} via the Crabs' {{BetaSeason|13#Wills|'''Exchange'''}} will.
-Some members of the team have attempted to get her to try a taco by encasing the taco materials within bread, or sprinkling breadcrumbs on the taco. Breadwinner's statement on the subject is that doing so sort of defeats the point of a taco. People eventually decided to stop questioning this.
+Breadwinner was traded back to the [[Baltimore Crabs]] in exchange for [[Logan Horseman]] during the {{BetaSeason|14#Election Results|@ elections}} via the Dale's {{BetaSeason|14#Wills|'''Exchange'''}} will. Breadwinner was then traded to the [[Hawai'i Fridays]] in exchange for [[Alyssa Harrell]] via the Fridays' '''Exchange''' will.
-==More Bread==
+During the {{BetaSeason|15#Election Results|@ elections}}, Breadwinner's stats were rerolled and they gained the {{ModLink|Alternate}} and {{ModLink|Parasite}} modifications as a result of the Fridays' {{BetaSeason|15#Wills|'''Alternate Trust'''}} will.
-Within the Unlimited Los Angeli, wherein time and space are suggestion, not law, Baldwin Breadwinner was surprised and excited to find that all of her bats had been replaced by stale baguettes.
-==Feedback to the Fridays==
+During the {{BetaSeason|16#Election Results|@ elections}}, Breadwinner became a pitcher via the Fridays' {{BetaSeason|16#Wills|'''Move'''}} will.
-On Day 82 of season 4, Fletcher Yamamoto baked a particularly transcendent loaf of bread during his pre-game ritual and had it on display at the Fridays' third base snack cart. Those by the cart report that they heard Breadwinner say between mouthfuls of bread, "I wish this loaf lasted forever." [[Our Lady of Perpetual Friday]] obliged.
-Since joining the Fridays, Breadwinner has reported that from now on she will only be wearing loafers during games.
+During the {{BetaSeason|17#Election Results|@ elections}}, Breadwinner was traded to the [[Dallas Steaks]] with no return via the {{BetaSeason|17#Blessings|'''Alternator'''}} blessing.
-There are unconfirmed rumors that [[Alyssa Harrell]] and Breadwinner have been seen making bread together.<ref>https://twitter.com/Thelonious_Junk/status/1307327244675813379</ref><ref>https://twitter.com/Thelonious_Junk/status/1310001495761453056</ref>
+On {{BetaSeason|22}}, Day 84, Breadwinner stole [[Items#Legendary Items|'''The Fifth Base''']] from [[Jaxon Buckley]] at the [[George Fourman Stadium]] via the {{ModLink|Ratification|Ratified}} {{ModLink|Tunnels}}. On Day 90, Breadwinner then {{ModLink|Super Roamin'|super roamed}} to the [[Yellowstone Magic]]. On Day 99, Breadwinner '''super roamed''' to the [[Hades Tigers]]. On Day 108, Breadwinner '''super roamed''' to the [[Tokyo Lift]]. During the {{BetaSeason|22#Election Results|@ elections}}, Breadwinner '''super roamed''' to the [[Boston Flowers]].
-==Trivia==
+Over the course of {{BetaSeason|23}}, Breadwinner entered and exited the Flowers' [[Shadows]] four times as a result of [[Boston Garden]] {{ModLink|Fax Machine}} and {{ModLink|Voicemail}} events, ending the Season on the lineup.
-*Breadwinner is the loving mother of three children, and plays Blaseball to support them. She also serves her team as a motherly figure, particularly to the Friday’s own [[York Silk]].
+{{Community Lore}}
+{{IRM|format=filebox}}<nowiki/>
-==Gallery==
+==Fan Works==
 <!-- Format is... Filename.jpg |(Description) by (Name) |link=(URL if available) -->
 <gallery widths="185">
 File:Baldwin breadwinner.jpg|Season 3 card, by {{Twitter|name=p_a_mcg}}
 File:Breadwinner.jpg|art by {{Twitter|name=CocacolaGarlic}}
-File:Baldwin Breadwinner TLOPPS.jpg|Season 8 Baldwin Breadwinner TLOPPS card
+File:Baldwin Breadwinner TLOPPS.jpg|Season 8 Baldwin Breadwinner TLOPPS card by [https://mobile.twitter.com/hashtag7thson @william7th]
 File:5AF129EA-F989-4992-B7B2-9505047537DF.png|Baldwin and her loving children, Art by {{Twitter|name=ConcordForge}}
-File:Baldwin Breadwinner - Goblin.png|Art by [https://twitter.com/glassgoblin/ '''@GlassGoblin''']
+File:Baldwin Breadwinner - Goblin.png|Art by {{Twitter|name=GlassGoblin}}
+File:Baldwin Breadwinner - oddsquint.png|Art of Baldwin by {{Twitter|name=Oddsquint}}
+File:Baldwin Breadwinner2 - GlassGoblin.png|Art by {{Twitter|name=Glassgoblin}}
+File:Baldwin Breadwinner- Oddsquint.png|Art by {{Twitter|name=oddsquint}}
+File:Balbre bw crableg.png|alt=a black and white drawing of baldwin breadwinner, a tall skinny black woman with short hair held back from her face with a bandanna. she has heavy scarring running down her left side, from her face down to her missing left arm. she wears an oversized open button-up, long pants, small round sunglasses, and loafers. her right arm is raised up, and two juggling clubs and a sword float above her open palm. behind her, indistinct shadows that look like crab legs and claws sprout from her back.|Breadwinner and her juggling act, by '''[https://twitter.com/saltbuzzard/status/1449438962414759946 @saltbuzzard]'''
+File:Baldwin Breadwinner on the Boston Flowers.png|alt=Baldwin Breadwinner sitting on a beanbag sized pin cushion, with oversized pines in it. Next to them is a large sowing needle with a thread wrapped around it.|Baldwin Breadwinner of the Boston Flowers, art by [https://Twitter.com/Kidror19 twitter.com/Kidror19]
 </gallery>
+----
-==References==
 <references />
-{{TeamNavSelector|crabs}}
+{{AutomatedPlayerNav|e4034192-4dc6-4901-bb30-07fe3cf77b5e|}}
-{{TeamCategorySelector|crabs}}
+{{FormerTeamCategorySelector|tacos|crabs|dale|fridays|steaks|tigers|lift|flowers}}
-{{FormerTeamCategorySelector|tacos|fridays}}
-[[Category:Players]]
-[[Category:Lineup Players]]
 [[Category:Players Formerly Known as Wyatt Mason]]
 [[Category:Nominative Determinism]]
+[[Category:Players With Base 1]]
+[[Category:Original Players]]
+[[Category:Players with the Nullified modification]]