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In Season 2, the Seattle Garages finished eighth in the Evil League and thirteenth in the ILB. The team experienced no incinerations during the season. In the Season 2 Election, the Garages were blessed with Pseudo-Thumbs.
Starting Roster
Lineup | Rotation |
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Bench | Bullpen |
Season
Roster Changes
The Seattle Garages experienced no changes to their roster over the course of the season and postseason.
Election Outcomes
Blessings
- Pseudo-Thumbs blessed the Seattle Garages
- Their pitching was improved 10%.
- The Garages won with 15% of the vote. The Hades Tigers had 25% of the vote.
Season Overview
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
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A New Band
The Seattle Garages arrived in the ILB as a bold new concept: A combination splorts team and musical supergroup that would tear up the field and rock the stage, delighting Fans the world over. Late Seattle Mayor Jaylen Hotdogfingers held an open audition to assemble a crack team which included stars from Seattle's grunge and punk scenes, up and coming athletic prospects, and also Mike Townsend. Unfortunately, success was not in the cards for the band's inaugural season, as performance floundered and tensions between members flared. Critics gleefully noted the the Garages were the latest in a long line of Seattle splorts teams cursed with mediocrity. Despite the best efforts of slugger Theodore Duende and Hotdogfinger's pitching prowess, the Garages finished in the bottom half of the league and well below .500.
The Book Opens
After their disastrous first season, the Band was eager for the reprieve and possible improvements the election would bring. Unfortunately, this hope was misplaced. Fans voted to open the Forbidden Book, triggering a Solar Eclipse and causing a Rogue Umpire to Incinerate star pitcher and Seattle mayor Jaylen Hotdogfingers. Shocked and devastated by this sudden turn of events, the Seattle Garages declared war on the Sun and the Blaseball Gods, demanding revenge for Hotdogfinger's untimely passing.