Allison Abbott
Allison Abbott is a lineup player for the Dallas Steaks. Abbot joined the Steaks on Season 8, Day 56 due to a feedback swap with Paula Mason.
Official League Records
Abbott joined the league in Season 1 as a hitter for the Seattle Garages.
Abbott hit a grand slam on Season 5's day 28 in the first inning of the Garages' first game against the Dale, bringing the score up to 5-4 Garages.
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Personal Life
Allison Courtney Paige Abbott is a left-fielder for the Seattle Garages, as well as a stylophone player for The Experience (Seattle Garages)[1]. In addition to her duties to her team and her band, she owns a photocopier, on which several Seattle-area underground zines are printed, including LIVING IN THE HECK HOUSE, GRLSNBLSBLL (pronounced "girls in blaseball"), and THE SUN IS OUR ENEMY, the official zine of the Garages.
I've got a freakin' nail bat. And if you mess with me, I'll destroy you!!!!
I only strike out swinging or hit triples, if you want someone else to play for the bean counters or some shit, you can screw around with Greer Gwiffin or something. Idgaf
Shortly after the loss of Tiana Cash, in season 3, Abbott made the zine Ashes to Ashes. Then, that same season after Derrick Krueger was lost, Abbott made the zine Lost Friends. When asked about the two zines all Abbott had to say was, "I'm sick of seeing my friends incinerated."
Blaseball scholars claim that Abbott is, potentially, one of the most talented batters in the sport. However, her nail-bat puts her at a significant disadvantage, as the ball will often get stuck to the bat which is counted as a strike. Abbott reportedly becomes enraged if this is ever pointed out.
Trivia
- Allison Abbott and San Francisco Lovers batter Kichiro Guerra are in a relationship. Their ship name is "Kiss My Bat".
Gallery
Card by @MLeeLunsford
Card by @i_APX_86
Allison Breaks Something by @MLeeLunsford
Allison at Bat by @ArachnidArt
Nail Bat by @MLeeLunsford
Allison fielding by @tsawac
Allison & Kichiro by @ArachnidArt
Allison & Kichiro by @TommysArtys
Allison & Kichiro by @TommysArtys
Allison & Kichiro by @MLeeLunsford
- ↑ No relation to the mid-30s Seattle Garage Band "The Experience"
Players | Batters | |
---|---|---|
Pitchers | ||
Shadows |
|
|
Buried | Ingrid Alfredo · Oscar Dollie · Yams Sokol · Marco Stink | |
Former |
|
|
Stats | Season | 1 · 2 · 3 · 4 |
Ballpark | George Fourman Stadium | |
Community Lore | ||
Staff | The Grill Master · Coach | |
History | Dallas Steaks' History | |
Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
Well Done. |