Ron's Cat Cafe
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Cats
The Ron Monstera Memorial Cat Cafe and Sanctuary has 23 regular visitors.
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Oh, it’s Tillman Henderson! We haven’t found a good reason to ban him-yet. Besides, the cats do like to play with him. The rumor though is that he actually comes here for the affections of one of the bakers.
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Oh! Hello, Yips Kaneko. Yips is a friendly kitsune visiting from outside the city. What's that they've got? … Oh, no, is that a laser pointer?
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Oh! Engima! They might be Arturo’s cat. Might. Their purr sounds like static!
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Oh! It’s Caturday, which means that Whole Wheat is here to help Mike teach all the cats how to make bread! Whole Wheat is a very talented cat, they like to hang out with Mike when he bakes.
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Oh! Hello, Present! You're a… oh, my, that's a very bright frog… someone's going to have to ask Lotus to stop leaving their pets here. It looks poisonous. It's a very pretty color, though.
Ron Monstera Memorial Cat Cafe and Sanctuary/KT-1994
Oh! It's Torus McGhee! They are legally not a cat, though. Oh well. Torus isn't the most familiar with proper cat etiquette, but tries their best to not be too loud around them, and always gets their weapon locks on before trundling inside. Both fashionable and safety-conscious!
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Oh! Oh, god, get it away, what is that thing — huh? It's got a name tag. Well… hello, French Toast. You're a Bread With Legs... maybe we need to have someone watching the door to the other café. This is an invasive species.
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Oh, Todd has arrived! While she lives here, she's quite shy and spends most of her time sleeping in the smallest box she can find or keeping watch from the highest cat tree.
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Oh! It's Barker MacMillan! Dotty invited him, and all the cats love to lie on him because he's so warm. He's not in Seattle all the time, but he always visits when he's in town.
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Oh! Fammy and War are here today! They're Patrons of The Emblem Warhorse! Fammy's always trying to sneak into the cafe kitchen. One time he stole an entire croissant off of Mike Townsend's plate! War likes to sit on a table and swat at guests. Let's give her some space.
Ron Monstera Memorial Cat Cafe and Sanctuary/KT-345
Oh! Who is here today? It’s… Malik Destiny. No, nope nope nope, out you go. Malik is no longer in the cafe. He is banned for starting too many fights.
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Oh! It's Dotty! She's here to get some reading done and visit the other cats. Polecat has cat right there in the name, so she's definitely welcome!
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Oh! Millie is here today! She comes all the way in from the lovely bodegas of New York City! Sometimes she comes in from a conjoining cat door to the Randall Marijuana Memorial Cat Cafe in the Hellmouth. Do not leave this particular door open ever!
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Oh, Cement, what's that on your paws? Is that paint? This unusually long kitty likes walking on anything he can leave paw prints in, which is how he got his name. He isn't allowed anywhere near dough, but he can jump high enough that it doesn't always stop him.
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Oh! Quantum Entanglement Field is visiting today! He's just a tiny little black cat. So cute! Say, doesn't he belong to Parker Parra? I wonder if he's got any strange fifth-dimensional — huh? Where'd he go?
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Oh! It looks like Cream Cheese and Caramelized Onions are here today! These two kitties belong to Jaylen Hotdogfingers. They live here for now while Jaylen is recovering from Flliickerrriing, but she makes sure to visit them as often as she can. Sometimes, Mike will smuggle them to The Core in a trench coat as a surprise for Jaylen and the Mechanics!
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Oh! There’s someone here today. It’s the cat that used to hide under Ron’s hat! No longer a kitten, they’re all grown up and ready to make some music! Or purr and meow loudly, which is really the same thing. They sleep in Ron’s old cap. We don’t have a name for this friend yet, but we do love hearing suggestions!
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Oh! It’s Gloves! Gloves is a wonderful cat that sometimes likes to hide inside of Spaceman. What a good cat! Gloves likes to sit on Spaceman’s shoulder and watch for Herbert the Betta fish to swim through their visor.
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Oh! It’s Quack! Wait a minute, you’re not a cat! Quack Enjoyable is here to visit his friend Mike and help bake for the cats! And likely kick Mike’s ass at Mlagic: The Glathering! Quack likes to wear a cat ear headband while here; this was a gift from Socks Maybe! The tag says “Declan ‘Pog’ Suzanne”, but Socks had it, so it was legally theirs.
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Oh! Casperita and Hooligan are stopping by. Paula Turnip started growing these pumpkin-kitties in the Greenhouse a while ago. They prefer the sun in the Greenhouse, but sometimes they come here!
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Oh! It's Aurora Australis, Abner Pothos's fiery rabbit! It's a little shy, and a little grumpy sometimes. It doesn't seem to get along with all the high-energy creatures around here… oh, and the rabbit's doing fine too.
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To create a new cat for Ron's Cat Cafe, use the Page Creation tool to the right. New cats page pages should be in the format "C-[cat name]", which will create a new subpage under Ron's Cat Cafe for inclusion in the main page. Make sure to put the cats name as Subheading 1 to ensure that it will appear correctly on both this and the main page.
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