Bread With Legs

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Bread with legs is an invasive species in the Hellmouth that began to pop up following the Season β11 Championship win of the Hellmouth Sunbeams. The correlation is unconfirmed, but theorized to be connected to the bus full of bread that the Hellmouth Sunbeams were gifted due to their victory. While much of the bread was, allegedly, consumed, the bread that remained experienced Adaptation, grew legs, and walked away.

Description

The breads are varied in kinds, but are consistently quite good when paired with appropriate soups, spreads, sandwich toppings, or whatever else you like with your bread. The only variation in appearance and taste is that they have legs.

The Breads Amongst The Hellmouthian Community

After the introduction of the breads with legs the Hellmouth Beautification Society became concerned about the presence of an invasive species. However, the society was uncertain what to do about the breads with legs, given that they had no natural habitat. The society soon deemed the natural habitat of bread with legs to be bakeries and other eateries that serve products including bread. Despite this the breads with legs can still be seen around other parts of the community.

If you ever come across a wild bread with legs in a location that you do not believe falls into the category of bakery or eatery then please contact the Hellmouth Beautification Society immediately to have it removed. Thank you.

Controversy

The mystery of whether to domesticate or eat the breads with legs is still a question that often plagues Hellmouthian ethics and animal lovers. Though most of the breads would have been seen as vegetarian or vegan without the legs, the inclusion of legs and ability to move has brought up the mystery of consciousness, which may challenge these labels. There is no definitive answer to whether or not the breads with legs actually gained anything from adapting other than legs and the ability to move. Due to this mystery it is quite a heated debate amongst the Hellmouth.

Some Hellmouthians have chosen to make domestic pets out of breads. Though every single bread with legs is considered purebread, those who adopt breads with legs love them regardless of their flaws. The breads with legs are not easy pets to take care of, given that they are just loaves of bread with legs and will mold if not preserved. Various bread preservation methods have arisen from owners of these creatures that are also applicable to non-legged breads. However, Hellmouthians have seemingly forgotten that this is something that may be useful to the world at large. Thus, these methods are rarely shared beyond the Hellmouth.

The debate around their consciousness is also brought up by pet owners, given the unpredictability of the movements of the breads with legs, but many think they are just “funny little things” who simply “like to walk around.” Research is still ongoing to confirm or deny this statement.